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    ttwarrior1
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    If your white and woke up as a black man tommorrow. What would you do?

    But you will only be black or african american or whatever we're supposed to call you for just 24 hours.


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    Jimmy Proffett
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    Would I know this was going to happen or would it be a surprise?

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    DrunkHorseplayer
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    Knock over a bank and hide out until I changed back.

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    gauchojake
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    I'd go to a saloon like this thread
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    Learn how to swim or float

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    Have toniest hold my pistol

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    You're*

    Non-pro

    Fat

    Shit towel

    Heart attack death alone without any loved ones

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    Seaweed
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    I would go back to sleep

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    thechaoz
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    Apply for affirmative action college loans

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    Ralphie Halves
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    For just 24 hours?

    Bang as many loose white women as possible. That's it.

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    Seaweed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    For just 24 hours?

    Bang as many loose white women as possible. That's it.
    Why?

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    probably spend the first three to four hours playing with my newly found giant kahk.......

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    konck
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    Bang a fat white chick and feel good about it

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    Shoot hoops and sukk my own rooster off

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    Put my hands up in the air, and then whine all day.

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    Probably have some explaining to do to my wife but other than that bau.

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    El Nino
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    Get my Obama phone
    Yell "World Star!"
    Get my grill done

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    I would join the KKK

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Apply for affirmative action college loans

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    Big Bear
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    But you will only be black or african american or whatever we're supposed to call you for just 24 hours.

    hmmm

    well...

    i have never thought about it.

    maybe i would ask for a hand out?

    is that where this is going?

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    jtoler
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    I would become president.

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    sourtwist
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    Fukin retard

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    Grits n' Gravy
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    Please die already you fat fukk.

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    Ellivennecq
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    I would do nothing at all.

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    meader99
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    Sign a 1 day NBA contract.

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    shoot myself in the head immediately.

    i'm an angry, bitter, white. now i'm supposed to contend with being black too? my anger and bitterness levels would spike and i'd either have a stroke or go on a rampage. no thanks.

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    ttwarrior1
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    so nobody would try to get some white pussy? like seaweed's only chance if he became black for a day

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    commit a hate crime on you.

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    Itsamazing777
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    I would join the KKK
    . Funniest bit ever.
    Last edited by Itsamazing777; 08-04-15 at 04:48 PM.

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    JMon
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    Get rid of my belt...I'm running out of room to where I can punch holes

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    drfunkmaster
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    throw away my belt, go eat some chicken and then go riot, "black lives matter" even though brother is killing another brother.

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    lmao...throw away belt. classic

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    chipper
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    Join the Harlem Globetrotters...

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    Big Bear
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    I would become president.
    unfortunately i think Obama will be the last black president.

    I personally don't think he is a real brotha though.

    He is mixed.

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