1. 07-15-15 11:27 AM #36
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    How many have beards tho?
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  2. 07-15-15 11:38 AM #37
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    Bald is in yos...

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  3. 07-15-15 12:15 PM #38
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    Jmon good one

    Lol
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  4. 07-15-15 12:20 PM #39
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    i keep my shaft bald

    the woman i am fukkin hates getting pubes stuck in her teeth
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  5. 07-15-15 12:22 PM #40
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    my wife shaves my balls..... does that count?

    if so, I'm in.......
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  6. 07-15-15 12:29 PM #41
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    Speaking of ball grooming, how have we not developed something easy to do this by now? I want like a machine I can just drop my cawk and balls in and then viola smooth as silk. May try chemo treatments or something if that's not being rude.
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  7. 07-15-15 12:34 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    i keep my shaft bald

    the woman i am fukkin hates getting pubes stuck in her teeth
    The only "woman you're fukkin" is your mom when you're late with your rent on her basement.
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  8. 07-15-15 02:07 PM #43
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    Bald is beautiful

    Some women like it

    Some hate it
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  9. 07-15-15 02:26 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    i keep my shaft bald

    the woman i am fukkin hates getting pubes stuck in her teeth
    bet she really hates the fact that you schshort is so small she actually has the problem of getting her teeth tangled up in your pubes....

    my girl can only get within 3-4 inches of my moderately trimmed pubes, even when she's gaggin' and a half-way throatin' that bad-boy!!!
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  10. 07-15-15 02:29 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Anyone name 5 famous bald people?

    George Foreman
    Michael Jordan
    Coach for the Hornets
    Vin Diesel
    Wayans guy
    don't forget the original bad ass "player's club" mutha fukka from the 70's, mutha fukkin KoJak!!!!!!!! that fukker was bad!
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  11. 07-15-15 07:47 PM #46
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    Shave it and work out. You'll look like a bad ass. Don't shave it and be sloppy and you'll look like Socrates.
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  12. 07-15-15 07:58 PM #47
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    Not bald. Balding. I've got to live god damnit!

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  13. 07-15-15 09:49 PM #48
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    Suns it up

    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Shave it and work out. You'll look like a bad ass. Don't shave it and be sloppy and you'll look like Socrates.
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  14. 07-15-15 11:44 PM #49
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    Coach, grow a beard.

    We want to see what you look like with a beard and a bald fukkin head.

    You might look tougher.
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  15. 07-15-15 11:51 PM #50
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    [QUOTE=DiggityDaggityDo;24271911]Coach, grow a beard.

    We want to see what you look like with a beard and a bald fukkin head.

    extreme LIKE
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  16. 07-15-15 11:56 PM #51
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    Can anyone simulate me in a photo with beard and bald?
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  17. 07-16-15 12:25 AM #52
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    Ronaldo mother fukker checking in.

    opie1988, SammyInCharge, and I are Top 3 heads of hair on SBR easily.
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  18. 07-16-15 05:52 AM #53
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    Check.
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  19. 07-16-15 11:14 AM #54
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    LT shave your head I don't like you and the horse shoe
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  20. 07-16-15 11:30 AM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Coach, grow a beard.

    We want to see what you look like with a beard and a bald fukkin head.

    You might look tougher.
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  21. 07-16-15 11:58 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Can anyone simulate me in a photo with beard and bald?



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  22. 07-16-15 12:27 PM #57
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    I look younger and better bald.

    But too much hassle to keep it really bald all the time.
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  23. 07-16-15 12:44 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post



    A for effort, Mo

    BUT... that funny lookin tell-tale "white stuff"(ewwww!) clinging to Baldy's beard probably not the greatest look seeing he's in San Francisco... capische?
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  24. 07-16-15 01:13 PM #59
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    It was a 2nd rate effort I will admit.

    I am at work and did not want to spend more than 5 minutes doing it
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  25. 07-16-15 01:41 PM #60
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    jj got gorilla masked when did this happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    jj got gorilla masked when did this happen
    Prolly when he met with Billy Bean in San Fran to discuss pitchers & catchers
    (not to be confused with Oakland's Billy Beane)
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  27. 07-16-15 02:08 PM #62
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  28. 07-16-15 02:19 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post



    Looks like he had a fun night at the gloryhole booths
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  29. 07-16-15 09:19 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mobile I tried that

    When you sweat or it rains and your head gets wet the black dye pours down your fukken head and you look like a jerkoff
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  30. 07-16-15 09:56 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post



    I look good there

    Thanks Mo
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  31. 07-17-15 12:04 AM #66
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    Actually he does look sharper there Mo

    Beards help keep a man protected from sun rays and adult activities.
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    It is a rather striking look.

    I think he should go for it.
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  33. 07-17-15 03:35 AM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Actually he does look sharper there Mo

    Beards help keep a man protected from sun rays and adult activities.
    Yeah, pretty good protection from the sun. Flying to spain tomorrow morning. But on the other hand my head needs double protection...

    Kissing/going down there isn't a problem, in fact she loves it.

    Eating a burrito is a damn mess though


    Coach: do it!
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  34. 07-17-15 08:03 AM #69
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    let me play with a rug beard

    My natural hair might be too light with some red mixed in
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  35. 07-17-15 11:34 AM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Yeah, pretty good protection from the sun. Flying to spain tomorrow morning. But on the other hand my head needs double protection...

    Kissing/going down there isn't a problem, in fact she loves it.

    Eating a burrito is a damn mess though


    Coach: do it!
    Ziz, good thing you don't go to Spain to eat burritos.
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