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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    depressed..lost EVERYTHING GAMBLING
    I don't GIVE A FUKK about the fact you're dead broke.

    You are the captain of this ship.

    You are JJ Captain Stubing Gold.

    No one wants to see you moping, acting all depressed. You need to snap out of it. It's time to put your game face back on.

    I thought I saw slashes on your wrists in that video. Are you seriously trying to hurt yourself???

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    July 4th I am coming into some cash

    I have deal pending

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    depressed..lost EVERYTHING GAMBLING
    Plently of ways to get money corbin. Pawn shop, title loans, gloryholes, pretend your homeless

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    depressed..lost EVERYTHING GAMBLING
    I'll throw you a bone, coach...I can do $50 - $100...just say the word...

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    Manster I will have quick video July 4th if my fishing deal goes down

    Bait and Tackle man

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Manster I will have quick video July 4th if my fishing deal goes down

    Bait and Tackle man
    dammit..... when you're opting for a job helping a fishing guide or bait shop, you are buying into a lot of work in the heat for minimum wage......

    you'd be better off finding the local underground poker games/rooms, turn them in to crimestoppers for $1,000 bucks a pop; move to next city, repeat, etc. etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    depressed..lost EVERYTHING GAMBLING

    What happened JJ?? Your Vegas thread, I thought you were up doing well. Bankroll management issues??

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    You are JJ Captain Stubing Gold.
    Bad comparison
    Other than they both sport a horseshoe where hair is 'spose to be... I don't see it

    Hell, even Stubing boinked the occasional biddy on that show and would never be caught naked (a la jj) w/other guys in the steam room (ok, maybe w/Gopher).

    Meanwhile, jj hasn't been laid since Joe Carter's World Series walk-off (that's if you even believe THAT... might be since Bill Mazeroski's).

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    JJ i thought you said you were going to recount the unloaded gun pointing story.

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    Good one and sad


    Mo I will

    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Bad comparison
    Other than they both sport a horseshoe where hair is 'spose to be... I don't see it

    Hell, even Stubing boinked the occasional biddy on that show and would never be caught naked (a la jj) w/other guys in the steam room (ok, maybe w/Gopher).

    Meanwhile, jj hasn't been laid since Joe Carter's World Series walk-off (that's if you even believe THAT... might be since Bill Mazeroski's).

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Bad comparison
    Other than they both sport a horseshoe where hair is 'spose to be... I don't see it

    Hell, even Stubing boinked the occasional biddy on that show and would never be caught naked (a la jj) w/other guys in the steam room (ok, maybe w/Gopher).

    Meanwhile, jj hasn't been laid since Joe Carter's World Series walk-off (that's if you even believe THAT... might be since Bill Mazeroski's).
    Baldheaded, the leader of the ship, and his sexuality is very much in question.

    I think it's a great comparison.

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    Let's leave out not being laid since Rocky Marciano's last fight

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    Coach why don't you set up and run poker games? Easy way to make decent cash, better than humpin a job for minimum wage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Let's leave out not being laid since Rocky Marciano's last fight
    Not being mean-spirited, just curious so a coupla honest questions for ya:

    1) Do you even remember where to put it?

    2) And if so, is it simply cuz of all the film study you do a la Peyton Manning?
    (yeah, ok, Peyton game film and you the tube sites, but still.....)


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    I'm concerned The Giant.
    This is definitely not the JJ I met at the Excalibur Sportsbook a few short months ago.
    Jacksonville is kicking the outta him.
    Someone needs to bring him back to Vegas in an 0pie/Paco type thread.

    Otherwise we all may be fukked

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Not being mean-spirited, just curious so a coupla honest questions for ya:

    1) Do you even remember where to put it?

    2) And if so, is it simply cuz of all the film study you do a la Peyton Manning?
    (yeah, ok, Peyton game film and you the tube sites, but still.....)

    I do not even remember its been so long

    I am hoping SBR flies me to Vegas for Main Event at RIO

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am hoping SBR flies me to Vegas for Main Event at RIO
    Tell Sammy to get up a "Send Coach to Vegas!" points thread like the one he put up for Cabo.

    Hell, I'll donate... even slip ya some extra pts so you can convert some Target cards to real $ on those swap sites so we can get ya out to the Bunny Ranch.

    **************************************** *****
    The reason jj's pecker's a runt,
    is cuz it's never explored a real kuntt.
    Silicone and plastic,
    just ain't too fantastic.
    Pecker pleads: "Let me play a real game not just punt!"
    **************************************** *****
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    BiTe...........I just need to get there

    I can make it in Vegas
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BiTe...........I just need to get there

    I can make it in Vegas
    much like stock broker advertisements, he sure as hell better hope "PAST RESULTS ARE NOT A PROMISE OF OR INDICATIVE OF FUTURE PROFITS!!!!"

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    I was winning good money there and I went all in with the profits so I broke even in my last trip to Vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    He's agitated because, once again, unlike The Donk, he has failed at his endeavor of the day.... catching some trout...

    JJ, here's a shot of my haul from last friday morning, down in the surf near galveston..... you wanna catch some big specks, come visit me:
    Nice specs! I used to live in Galveston a long while back, good fishing, specs, reds, shrimping, crabbing and my favorite.... flounder.

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