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    That was epic!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Auroman I want to look for a guy called real Slim Shady

    He thinks he's a tough guy after trading in his baseball card collection to turn pro gambler in Vegas

    Let's see if we could get 500 off him


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    Shady.... Automan is 6 feet seven 295 pounds made of steel


    I could use $500 so we're basically going to take it from you unless you want to confrontation

    It's how we roll in Vegas by the way how is your 1994 Toyota Corolla running?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shady.... Automan is 6 feet seven 295 pounds made of steel


    I could use $500 so we're basically going to take it from you unless you want to confrontation

    It's how we roll in Vegas by the way how is your 1994 Toyota Corolla running?


    Fukk you guys gotta get this on video!!!

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    Donker, you ever had the clap, pal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Donker, you ever had the clap, pal?
    He caught herpes once. But his crabs ate the herpes.

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    Everyone a tough guy here and not many know the streets of Vegas better than I and gritsandgravy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    He caught herpes once. But his crabs ate the herpes.
    +EV

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Everyone a tough guy here and not many know the streets of Vegas better than I and gritsandgravy
    Coach, you said Gritter was a google vefas guey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Everyone a tough guy here and not many know the streets of Vegas better than I and gritsandgravy

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    Grits is verified now

    SHADY come TO NORTH VEGAS

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Everyone a tough guy here and not many know the streets of Vegas better than I and gritsandgravy
    yo J I am a real street ******

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    Bear you look tough when I met you thanks for the leaf bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    He caught herpes once. But his crabs ate the herpes.
    cultured crabs are good that way; smart little bastards

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker that is some really nasty shit man.

    I love it.
    yah, i could probably still bust a nut it a minute or less just playing that scene through my mind; having been bangin both of them in the booth, tradin' off, with other strippers in the booths next to us watching while performing table dances for other dudes, a few of them saying to their dancers "I want what that guy's gettin'"......

    but when your hot little partner in crime is sitting across the booth from you, stripper on her knees in between you, and your babe is looking straight at you while she has both her hands clasped on the stripppers head, directing it up and down her cumfilled hole, staring into your eyes with an evil little grin, never breaking eye contact with you, it does something to you i can't explain.......

    feeds your sexual soul

    management asked us to leave shortly thereafter, after some relatively prudish stripper apparently ratted us out......

    another classic at treasures was my girl was sitting on my lap, panties gone, bouncing on my kahk while facing away from me, and some random hot stripper noticed we were obviously penetrating, and she, without saying a word, drops down, lifts the front of my babe's skirt, and starts licking my babes clit, my balls, etc.-- anything she could get her tongue on....... i was already about to blow a load, that obviously got me there, feeling hte strippers tongue darting around my balls......

    so as i unleash into my girl, who slowly keeps riding me, i can feel the stripper sucking the *** draining back out of my girl and onto my balls off of me.....

    I pull my girl up and off me, lean her back a little, and the coked up stripper just dives head first into my girl's vag...... that's probably the second hottest image I recall from treasures......
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    JJ, the original plan was mem day weekend, but the deputy general counsel blacked out that weekend due to new litigation coming through the pipeline.

    But now that I have the itch, due in no part to auto donkers cultured crabs, I have to go. Aiming for late june/early july. Can't wait to experience some naked desert wrestling.

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    Stealthy most Vegas guys all talk

    What happens is they go to Vegas if they go and get drunk the whole time

    Stealthy I am educated and mature man

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    Is this a joke man? Up close to 2Gs in NBA and posting winners in the MLB....Unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    yah, i could probably still bust a nut it a minute or less just playing that scene through my mind; having been bangin both of them in the booth, tradin' off, with other strippers in the booths next to us watching while performing table dances for other dudes, a few of them saying to their dancers "I want what that guy's gettin'"......

    but when your hot little partner in crime is sitting across the booth from you, stripper on her knees in between you, and your babe is looking straight at you while she has both her hands clasped on the stripppers head, directing it up and down her cumfilled hole, staring into your eyes with an evil little grin, never breaking eye contact with you, it does something to you i can't explain.......

    feeds your sexual soul

    management asked us to leave shortly thereafter, after some relatively prudish stripper apparently ratted us out......

    another classic at treasures was my girl was sitting on my lap, panties gone, bouncing on my kahk while facing away from me, and some random hot stripper noticed we were obviously penetrating, and she, without saying a word, drops down, lifts the front of my babe's skirt, and starts licking my babes clit, my balls, etc.-- anything she could get her tongue on....... i was already about to blow a load, that obviously got me there, feeling hte strippers tongue darting around my balls......

    so as i unleash into my girl, who slowly keeps riding me, i can feel the stripper sucking the *** draining back out of my girl and onto my balls off of me.....

    I pull my girl up and off me, lean her back a little, and the coked up stripper just dives head first into my girl's vag...... that's probably the second hottest image I recall from treasures......
    Fukk yeah donker. This is the kinda shit I love to read first thing when I wake up.

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    Automan the odds you can even get it up once a week now are +141

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan the odds you can even get it up once a week now are +141
    im hard right now

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    BCats had the best intro

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