1. 04-06-15 06:54 AM #36
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    To infinity and beyond JJ
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  2. 04-06-15 07:06 AM #37
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    Patient: Dr. Corbin, my headache won't go away. I've sniffed all the meds you gave me, and it's not working.

    Dr. Corbin: What da fukk? Do you think I really have time for this shit? I'm at the Silver Sevens right now watching the game, and you're calling me about a damn brain tumor that I can't do a gd thing about. I told you yesterday bitch. You're fukked. Take a couple of Tylenols, put a dime on the Yankees, and call my nurse in the morning.
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  3. 04-06-15 08:30 AM #38
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    some chick yesterday said I looked cute in them,I went to store with the scrubs on and told the chick I got called in to see a patient on Easter

    I complained about it and said Dr's on call all the time
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  4. 04-06-15 11:28 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    some chick yesterday said I looked cute in them,I went to store with the scrubs on and told the chick I got called in to see a patient on Easter

    I complained about it and said Dr's on call all the time
    good job, JJ,

    I have a visual in my mind of her pussy lips parting like the red sea as you spoke!
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  5. 04-06-15 11:40 AM #40
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    jj you can make a side business selling narcotics
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  6. 04-06-15 11:49 AM #41
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    be cautioned, JJ, stealing drugs from the Pyxis isn't as easy as it looks..... that shit is electronically coded and usually videotaping you like an atm machine......

    I know this as I've had to represent to "nurse" junkies who thought using a co-worker's Pyxis code was the road to getting high nirvana....
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  7. 04-06-15 11:50 AM #42
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    its just paper work basically

    I have zero access to anything
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  8. 04-06-15 11:51 AM #43
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    You look gangsta JJ.
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  9. 04-06-15 12:01 PM #44
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    I'm going to show up at your hospital, Corbin, specifically ask for your assistance, and then demand a sponge bath...
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  10. 04-06-15 12:15 PM #45
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    How long it takes me to get laid with this outfit

    Under 100 days -150
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  11. 04-06-15 12:19 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How long it takes me to get laid with this outfit

    Under 100 days -150
    You really need to put out an alternate line that reflects FEMALES ONLY.
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  12. 04-06-15 01:33 PM #47
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    tell these chicks at the store that you run a late night foot clinic out of the van and show up at their condo for free exams

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  13. 04-06-15 01:37 PM #48
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    JJ about time u get a damn job. Don't steal anything just yet, scout it out first and check going prices on ebay.
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  14. 04-06-15 01:40 PM #49
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    they give you those scrubs to wear after you're arrested and held overnight.
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  15. 04-06-15 01:41 PM #50
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    they do make you horny.. wearing those things. lol.
    good luck JJ
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  16. 04-06-15 01:55 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunovery View Post
    Don't think you're allowed a phone on in a hospital
    What kind of hospitals have you been to?

    Not once have I ever been to a hospital that does not allow phones.
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  17. 04-06-15 02:03 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What kind of hospitals have you been to?

    Not once have I ever been to a hospital that does not allow phones.
    Mental hospital
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  18. 04-06-15 02:14 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunovery View Post
    Don't think you're allowed a phone on in a hospital
    no issues with phones in hospitals
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  19. 04-06-15 02:16 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Mental hospital
    yeah..I remember seaweed couldn't use a phone
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  20. 04-06-15 03:06 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How long it takes me to get laid with this outfit

    Under 100 days -150

    Over for all I have, son
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  21. 04-06-15 03:16 PM #56
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    Fuk you shady

    Where have you been you fukkin joker
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  22. 04-06-15 05:17 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Fuk you shady

    Where have you been you fukkin joker

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  23. 04-06-15 05:19 PM #58
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    Well 11 potential meets and you never showed once

    I have every email..I will post them all for everyone to see..here is just a brief one

    "JJ how about today Hilton 11:OO AM at cafe in sportsbook, I will have on a red sweater"
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  24. 04-06-15 06:49 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Well 11 potential meets and you never showed once

    I have every email..I will post them all for everyone to see..here is just a brief one

    "JJ how about today Hilton 11:OO AM at cafe in sportsbook, I will have on a red sweater"
    Be careful what you say, JJ. Shady has been working out.

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  25. 04-06-15 08:14 PM #60
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  26. 04-07-15 12:58 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Mental hospital
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  27. 04-07-15 01:51 PM #62
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    scrubs have been lit on fire
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  28. 04-07-15 03:00 PM #63
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    First day is not bad as of now I file some paperwork for nurses and also ran some errands and the facility
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  29. 04-08-15 10:04 AM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    yeah..I remember seaweed couldn't use a phone
    well, when u walk in wearing this garb, they pretty much don't let you use anything but the exits.....
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  30. 04-08-15 12:23 PM #65
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    confirmed. fired. well he was set up. lol he had to turn in and wash his srubs. what a dick
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  31. 04-08-15 12:37 PM #66
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    still working compactor

    already got 5 carton of band aids and a few cases of alcohol preps

    I can easily sell on ebay
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  32. 04-08-15 01:24 PM #67
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    How long are your shifts?

    Can you sneak some fireball?
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  33. 04-08-15 01:32 PM #68
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    No longer the coach you are now the doctor
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  34. 04-08-15 01:46 PM #69
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    "doctor", or, now that he's going full all out skimming mobster, bankin' on bandaids, "petty thief".........

    by Fall he be in the season premier of that hidden camera episode of "stupidest workplace antics"

    you know, the show where they install hidden cameras to find out who's pissin' in the office coffee pot, etc......

    there will be corbin, stealing a roll of gauze and some rubber gloves, and of course, multiple tubes of ky jelly
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  35. 04-08-15 01:49 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    well, when u walk in wearing this garb, they pretty much don't let you use anything but the exits.....
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