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    Big Bear
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    Any of you clowns still watch Nascar?

    seems to be losing popularity in forum land

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    Most rednecks who watch NASCAR do not frequent forums.

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    Yea, have to make sure their still turning to the right on the ovals, my local takes action, -500 turning right + 850 turning left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEXAS MICKEY View Post
    Yea, have to make sure their still turning to the right on the ovals, my local takes action, -500 turning right + 850 turning left.
    ok give me turning left for the max at +850 thanks.

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    lol.......... what an idiot......... ashamed if he's really from texas; but give me your local's number; i need the money to buy more guns, bullets, and whiskey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbill365 View Post
    ok give me turning left for the max at +850 thanks.
    LMAO, at least someone caught it.

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    If you can't have fun at the Daytona 500, you are a schlub

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    all that fuel wasted just so people can watch accidents and hopeful that they will see a major wreck or fatality which really gets their juices flowing. promoters hope crowd will purchase products that they advertise on the cars in order to keep their fees up. never went but they probably overcharge for concessions and don't know if they sell tee shirts etc but they probably do. crowd mainly goes to drink beer and raise hell. i guess there's a market for it so it will continue. yes, you can wager on it but that's not the allure for most.

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    Waste of fuel

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    Yeah, we are really low on oil right now.

    *sarcasm*

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    Quote Originally Posted by unusialsusp5 View Post
    all that fuel wasted just so people can watch accidents and hopeful that they will see a major wreck or fatality which really gets their juices flowing. promoters hope crowd will purchase products that they advertise on the cars in order to keep their fees up. never went but they probably overcharge for concessions and don't know if they sell tee shirts etc but they probably do. crowd mainly goes to drink beer and raise hell. i guess there's a market for it so it will continue. yes, you can wager on it but that's not the allure for most.
    TRULY CLUELESS......... LOOK IN THE STANDS after a race at Texas Motor Speedway........ COUNTLESS pyramids of busch lite, keystone, budwiser, miller lite, coors lite cans -- EACH formed by the empty cans of beer that ONE spectator was able to polish off during the 4-5 hours at the track!!!!! CONCESSION PRICES ARE IRRELEVANT when every member of your race attending party can bring in his/her own case of beer........ and don't even get me started on my choice in the stands........ full bottle of Sauza Conmemoraivo Anejo, full bottle of cointreau, 12 fresh limes with "squeezer", plenty of ice, and full bad-ass margarita buzz by the first caution......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    lol.......... what an idiot......... ashamed if he's really from texas; but give me your local's number; i need the money to buy more guns, bullets, and whiskey
    Donker, easy on the idiot response. Definitely a fellow Texas homer, born and raised.
    The reply was a joke to see if any of the degenerates here would catch on.
    Peace Brother!!!!

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    lol.... cool.... it's all good........ i was still a little edgy after responding to some liberal wussies about gun control in another thread......

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    I'm not a clown but do watch nascar

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    speaking of which, what time is the minor league race today..... how many cup drivers in it?

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    Not sure what time, but a few cup regulars are in it , Kyle Busch , brad and junior

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    Ofcourse I do,Bear you told me the other day you liked Nascar.

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    every once in a while I watch the final 20 laps or so

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    Starting to think Bear is either bipolar or is JJ lite with multiple people using his handle.

    maybe he just had a bad day

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Starting to think Bear is either bipolar or is JJ lite with multiple people using his handle.

    maybe he just had a bad day
    Bear just told me about a week ago he loves Nascar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    lol.... cool.... it's all good........ i was still a little edgy after responding to some liberal wussies about gun control in another thread......
    That fukking thread has me going also...most of it from the Canadian shitshow of this forum

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    Bear, not sure how u can call other people clowns when you didn't know what a charge back was.

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    I ` ll watch the bigger races and skip the smaller ones .

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    Quote Originally Posted by broadway6 View Post
    Bear, not sure how u can call other people clowns when you didn't know what a charge back was.
    Bear is "Mr Sophistication"

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    Its a sport mainly for people not from Northeast

    Everyone else seems to enjoy it

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    saw my snot-hanging knee-walking drunken oldest cousin yell at the TV from 3 feet away during a race many years ago

    decided at that time to never waste another second of my life watching that dog shit

    cousin is a huge Tony Stewart fan


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    Half of people that watch NASCAR have three or four teeth and are all crooked like me

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Half of people that watch NASCAR have three or four teeth and are all crooked like me
    Brad Keselowski over Dale Jr

    Carl Edwards over Denny Hamlin

    Michigan State - 1 over illinois

    Ohio State -7.5 over Michigan

    those are my 4 plays tomorrow.

    Good luck and take care fellas

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    You can dutch the 3 main Joe Gibbs cars, Hamlin/Edwards/Kenseth, for an effective +303 right now.

    Think that is probably +EV comparing to 5D odds on a Hendrick car winning it at +179

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    what happened to 5mike5 and his nascar advice?

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    Bring back the stock cars of the 80's modern cars ruined the sport

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    Give me 24 buds and a trailer park and I'm there.

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    More important question: any bets that hold value for the race?

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    Only people who live in trailers watch Nascar. dafuq is wrong with people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Starting to think Bear is either bipolar or is JJ lite with multiple people using his handle.

    maybe he just had a bad day
    Big square starts almost as many dumb threads

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