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    Boston Red Sox 5 Year-$100 Million man Pablo Sandoval Shows Off His Baseball Body



    You call this man an athlete? Gives many here hope

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    Looks like a slow pitch softball beer league body

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    If you can hit a 100 mph fastball you're an athlete.

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    If he hits .290 with 30 bombs and makes every play at third base, I'm sure nobody in the Boston/New England area would give a shit if he's carrying twin baby fetus's in that belly of his.

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    wow he showed up to camp out of shape lmao

    he prob spent the winter at his familys house in venezuela eating all the fried spanish food, fried platanos etc

    thats what happens when athletes get paid they do not give a fuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    If he hits .290 with 30 bombs and makes every play at third base, I'm sure nobody in the Boston/New England area would give a shit if he's carrying twin baby fetus's in that belly of his.
    i would take the NO on those numbers at EV for about 2 grand haha

    i bet he goes to the 15 day DL this season -400 at some point too.

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    I'm a Giants fan and I'm gonna miss that fat bastard.

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    He is like the Robert Horry of baseball

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    For a 100 million dollar man... the owner has to be a little worried. Wow.

    That has to be the worst out of shape "top dollar" athlete in the history of all sports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    For a 100 million dollar man... the owner has to be a little worried. Wow.

    That has to be the worst out of shape "top dollar" athlete in the history of all sports.

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    Giants dodged a bullet letting Panda go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    Giants dodged a bullet letting Panda go
    They didn't let Panda go, they tried like hell to sign him. He CHOSE Boston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    They didn't let Panda go, they tried like hell to sign him. He CHOSE Boston.
    Good, He's a fatass who will get booed out of Boston

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    Good, He's a fatass who will get booed out of Boston
    Well that is what I'm rooting for, but I'm still gonna miss the fat fukk he did some great things for the Giants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    For a 100 million dollar man... the owner has to be a little worried. Wow.

    That has to be the worst out of shape "top dollar" athlete in the history of all sports.

    prince fielder is in the running

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    David Wells chimes in too

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    What a fukkin hamburger

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    Guy is clutch, baseball players can be fat fvcks and still be called "athletes"

    Look at Colon and Big Papi

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    Well that is what I'm rooting for, but I'm still gonna miss the fat fukk he did some great things for the Giants.
    At least we got the BEST years out of his career. He is on his downslide

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    ^
    Agreed, he got some mighty clutch hits for you guys though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    wow he showed up to camp out of shape lmao

    he prob spent the winter at his familys house in venezuela eating all the fried spanish food, fried platanos etc

    thats what happens when athletes get paid they do not give a fuk
    Platanos are so yummy tho

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    does not matter

    guy can hit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    Guy is clutch, baseball players can be fat fvcks and still be called "athletes"

    Look at Colon and Big Papi
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    lol funny stuff

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    that whole redsox team is a bunch of fat fukks

    they play for the 3 run dinger.

    its the only chance they have when their rotation is gas cans such as Buchholz, Kelly and Masterson

    they will play in lots of 8-5 , 10-7 type games

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    Settle down. He might do fukk all in Boston but he earned the money.

    He has proven to be one of baseball's all time clutch playoff hitters.

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    Delmon Young , Matt Holiday, and Carlos Beltran are pretty good playoff hitters too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    that whole redsox team is a bunch of fat fukks

    they play for the 3 run dinger.

    its the only chance they have when their rotation is gas cans such as Buchholz, Kelly and Masterson



    they will play in lots of 8-5 , 10-7 type games
    Joe Kelly is a 21 and 16 pitcher with a 3.41 ERA.
    How is he a gas can? His WH/IP is a little high, to call him a gas can is a head scratcher.

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    Baseball only sport you can be a drunk and not workout..well golf also and bey very good

    More of a skill sport like golf where being in perfect shape does not mean a lot

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    ^
    Bowling you can be a fat fuk and succeed too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Joe Kelly is a 21 and 16 pitcher with a 3.41 ERA.
    How is he a gas can? His WH/IP is a little high, to call him a gas can is a head scratcher.
    what does that mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    what does that mean?
    What Steve is saying that while Joe Kelly doesn't put out the fire and may even throw some dry kindling on it, he is in no way a gas can.

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    he has also never pitched in the AL East where the ballparks are hitters parks , the line-ups are stacked, and the pitcher does not hit.

    he will get his ripped.

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    He is incredibly fast with good range for a big guy.

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