1. 01-07-15 10:07 AM #71
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    Donker -

    1) I respect you as a top 5 poker player on the forum
    2) I respect you as good at your job
    3) I am not clicking on any more of your links
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  2. 01-07-15 10:08 AM #72
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    the hell is going on in here
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  3. 01-07-15 10:15 AM #73
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    damn, stevie...... I haven't even cracked open "Donk's Private Reserve, Cask No. 69" yet..........

    as for Dane's inquiry, well.... you know, poker is so dry and boring..... "bad beat this, implied odds that, Phil Ivey beat me with a whiffle ball bat."..... so i figured I'd spice this "dead as a hammer" board up with some skin.......

    that, and i felt bad for calling out that guy with asi-nips on his avatar after he had the audacity to call me out for being immature....... apparently someone at sbr saw the nips and made him dump the avatar....... so i fig'd i'd throw some t n a the board's way.....
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  4. 01-07-15 10:19 AM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    No offense but not my type. I don't need to consider the thought of being strangled when going down under.
    and, in closing on the skin topic, you gotta admit the small of her back made a helluva trough (aka mini-swimming pool) for millions of baby donkers never to grow up..... but I'm quite certain they had as much fun lookin' for an egg there as I do playing bitemeSfCm heads up in poker on SBR.....
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  5. 01-07-15 10:27 AM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    our hand played itself

    i get QQ on the button

    you were BB with AA

    i raise you resraise i snap call

    i spike Q

    end of story.

    that's poker
    come on big daddy, I can be a bit upset. Christ I'm a 82% probability of wining. You raised to 300 & blinds were 50/100. I snapped raised to 600 with 2000 chips left. Even if I go all on or your raise you're not dropping QQ are you? We were in a previous hand with your KK vs my 44 & flop was A something something hearts. You bet out which was a great play (I'm assuming your one K was a heart). I congratulated you and moved on. It's poker, I get it. I can't help to wonder though that me talking shit to Doug had anything to do with it. : )

    good luck Saturday, I wish you the best.
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  6. 01-07-15 10:30 AM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Everyone wants someone in life to blame for their own shortcomings. If they need to blame me that is fine.
    steves we were supposed to be locks. What happened?

    I suspect steves tampered with my bot.
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  7. 01-07-15 10:32 AM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    The biggest injustice done to Uscphilly and really to all of us was having to take those nipples out of his avatar. They were my main reason for being on the site at all.
    Steve nips will be back. Trust me!

    auto hurt my feelings with all that yellow fever talk and calling my girls skanks but he's right, I did start the name calling. I do apologize.
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  8. 01-07-15 10:35 AM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    steves we were supposed to be locks. What happened?

    I suspect steves tampered with my bot.
    yiser this again?

    i find this disturbing you bring up your poker bot
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  9. 01-07-15 10:36 AM #79
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    Just a warning guys, I've sent Shari a truck load of flowers and some nude pictures of TT Warrior to butter her up for this weekend's tournament. Or was it Lou I sent the pictures to? Either way, I'm golden. BOL if you get your hand in as a favorite against me. I have a feeling you're going to need it.
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  10. 01-07-15 10:37 AM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    I can't help to wonder though that me talking shit to Doug had anything to do with it. : )
    Bingo!!!

    I was doom switched for three months (and possibly still am in the event that I keep running as bad as I have since that apparent NYE anomaly) after I implied I was going to fly a coked-up chimp and Jihadi John of head-lopping-off-fame down to sbr headquarters in costa rica "to do what they do." I'm sure sbr had no idea wtf a coked-up chimp would do, but get the feeling they got what I was implying Jihadi John would do..........

    kept me from coasting into this latest promo....... only have myself to blame.........

    and for that, SBR, Doug, Shari, etc.... I sincerely apologize........

    now, please un doom switch me.... thank you....

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  11. 01-07-15 10:38 AM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    come on big daddy, I can be a bit upset. Christ I'm a 82% probability of wining. You raised to 300 & blinds were 50/100. I snapped raised to 600 with 2000 chips left. Even if I go all on or your raise you're not dropping QQ are you? We were in a previous hand with your KK vs my 44 & flop was A something something hearts. You bet out which was a great play (I'm assuming your one K was a heart). I congratulated you and moved on. It's poker, I get it. I can't help to wonder though that me talking shit to Doug had anything to do with it. : )

    good luck Saturday, I wish you the best.
    yeah think i had K hearts

    made it easier

    yes you can be upset

    you have said nothing wrong

    you lost with class.

    doug is best poker mod we have had yet

    cut the guy some slack.
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  12. 01-07-15 10:41 AM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Steve nips will be back. Trust me!

    auto hurt my feelings with all that yellow fever talk and calling my girls skanks but he's right, I did start the name calling. I do apologize.
    and I apologize as well, USCPHIL....... PLEASE know i was not being serious..... my comments were more in line with this frame of reference:



    it's all good........
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  13. 01-07-15 10:43 AM #83
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    Losh - I will do what I have to do to win this thing.

    Pm me what you need.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Losh - I will do what I have to do to win this thing.

    Pm me what you need.
    good thing for you i was doom switched for the past three months and am not in "this thing," for if i was, in light of your blatant attempt to cheat, I would send Jen and her well-built thighs over to your place to pin you down and "queen" you til you suffocated.......

    and to add insult to that injury (or death), Chimp, as her videographer, would come along and video the whole thing for later posting on sbr.......

    edit: for all of you no gettin' laid neophytes, "queening" is when a babe sits on your face and pleasures herself by grinding her special place on your nose, mouth and chin, and demands that you do your cunnilingus duties right, so as to get Her Majesty off.... personally, I love it when Her Majesty --my wife--tries to literally put the back of my head through the bottom of the mattress.......

    ps.... queening can be a helluva way to get your auto-erotic asphyxiation fix on without the risk of killing yourself david carradine style (i.e., with a belt around your kneck) -- i mean, and if she did kill you, who wouldn't wanna go out that way --- having a chick smother you while she orgasms on your face, your face full of.......... you get the visual........ and I also know what some of you "ass freaks" are thinking about right now, as well.......
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  15. 01-07-15 11:32 AM #85
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    Just when I thought I knew it all.

    One thing I like about life - always something new to learn.

    Thank you, Donker.
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  16. 01-07-15 11:41 AM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Just when I thought I knew it all.

    One thing I like about life - always something new to learn.

    Thank you, Donker.
    np, Stevie...... just as you can take me under your wing for purposes of improving my poker game (or lack thereof, more appropriately), I can advise you on matters of the bedroom (or living room, kitchen, parking garage, upscale bar, or wherever else you may find yourself having the urge to "get your freak on"), as that is where my expertise truly lies........

    some time late at night at the poker table, remind me to tell you the story of my "jerking fister" experience..... it's not fit for a public forum such as this, and certainly not during daylight hours or before 10 p.m. on the East Coast..... but all who have heard of my exploit in this regard have been truly astounded, and agree with my commentary that I may be one of only two or three people in the history of man kind with the creativity -- or perhaps depravity -- to pull this off.......)
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  17. 01-07-15 02:17 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Douglas View Post
    Congrats to the following for winning a seat:

    41 empiremaker
    42 lolbear
    43 garydn
    44 slikec
    45 stevenash
    46 dfecko12
    Congrats to the following for winning a seat:

    47 bigdaddy
    48 zwoeins
    49 jack_matz
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  18. 01-07-15 02:22 PM #88
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    who will #50 be?
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    me, if my studios monkey can hack his way into the poker client and swipe me a password......
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  20. 01-07-15 03:25 PM #90
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    I hope it's onerous and he goes balls out on chat in the big show.
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  21. 01-07-15 09:27 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    who will #50 be?


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  22. 01-07-15 10:56 PM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post

    wow nice job sweeper

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Congrats, Sweep........ one helluva accomplishment. Good luck in the final!
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  24. 01-08-15 12:08 AM #94
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    Congrats Sweep, clutch win to take down the toughest satellite.
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  25. 01-08-15 06:02 AM #95
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    I'm so happy how much donk talent has flowed in
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  26. 01-08-15 08:33 AM #96
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    Already congratulated him in another thread not doing it again.
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  27. 01-08-15 08:40 AM #97
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    Congrats to the final seat winner:

    50 sweep
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  28. 01-08-15 08:42 AM #98
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  29. 01-08-15 10:04 AM #99
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    We going to get betting odds on everyone to win/cash and such now that the field is complete? That's always fun stuff!
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  30. 01-08-15 11:01 AM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArunSh View Post
    We going to get betting odds on everyone to win/cash and such now that the field is complete? That's always fun stuff!
    great idea! did they have odds up for the last championship?
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  31. 01-08-15 11:09 AM #101
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    Yeah +1 on that I think they did it last time.
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  32. 01-08-15 11:12 AM #102
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    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ain-event.html
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  33. 01-08-15 11:40 AM #103
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    There's about 8 people who really have a chance

    They know who they are

    You get your Chris Moneymaker fluke about once in 100 times
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  34. 01-08-15 02:10 PM #104
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    What are the starting stacks and blind structure for this thing?
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  35. 01-08-15 03:16 PM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    What are the starting stacks and blind structure for this thing?

    2k start, regular blind levels...click info tab and you can see
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