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    Wife and I are staying in tonight.Kids are all going to party's,might as well play poker.Being drinking all day as usual,just another night of debauchery.Thanks for the tournament.

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    thanks for the tourney, sbr........ enjoyed it and was a damn good final table....... guess now i have no chance in the promo......... but thanks, regardless!

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    Congrats Auto.................looked like a great tourney.............123 players on NYE. Impressive.

    I see PO69 had his usual strong finish!!
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    Hey dickhead, I didn't even show up and play a single hand! I got booted like I do in a lot of tournaments for not showing up in time

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    Nice work Donker, OJ.

    Good to see legit ballas at the top.
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    I had Donkey dominated all in pre flop as usual, my QQ against his 99. The jackass hits his two outer 9 on the river. Moral of story, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.

    Donkey's lack of poker skills is clearly evident, jackass couldn't crack the top 40 for an automatic bid into Championship.

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    [QUOTE=playersonly69;23303803]Hey dickhead, I didn't even show up and play a single hand! I got booted like I do in a lot of tournaments for not showing up in time[/QUOTE

    dickhead huh? I'll see ya at the bash
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    Is the top 40 up? I know I was close on the last update and have had some decent finishes since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    I had Donkey dominated all in pre flop as usual, my QQ against his 99. The jackass hits his two outer 9 on the river. Moral of story, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.

    Donkey's lack of poker skills is clearly evident, jackass couldn't crack the top 40 for an automatic bid into Championship.
    shoved ahead of u with 99 on the small blind after someone either limped or minraised in late position, you did your typical pussy slo-roll and waited til the last second to more or less call my shove from the bb (i think u had an extra 200 chips)..... The poker gods / karma caught up to you and made you pay for being a slo-rolling prick...... that suckout couldn't have happened to a "nicer" guy........ and yes I did enjoy every f'n second of it, knowing you just got fcked and left with a tiny stack..... no cash for you, Mr. mincash!

    That's right, Tidal: no pts for wussywaves, 4,000 pts for me........ made about 1/6 of your yearly total in two hours, you cowardly little pussy......

    as for my play, you dumb fck, every pro i know is shoving in that position with that hand, those blinds, and my chipstack.... so go fucck yourself
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-01-15 at 01:56 PM.

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    thanks, stevek and USCPhilly, for the congrats......

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    "every pro i know"

    lol

    donker how many of your pro buddys were playing sbr poker last night?

    btw congrats on the win

    4k points is a nice score
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    "every pro i know"

    lol

    donker how many of your pro buddys were playing sbr poker last night?

    btw congrats on the win

    4k points is a nice score
    none, obviously.... and thanks for the congrats......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    4,000 pts for me
    Wow, you won 4k that you can't rollover.

    Waves won 34k off Tripe poker bet, with no rollover.

    I also won 5k in our poker challenge, but everyone knows you're a welching pussy: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Wow, you won 4k that you can't rollover.

    Waves won 34k off Tripe poker bet, with no rollover.

    I also won 5k in our poker challenge, but everyone knows you're a welching pussy: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html
    already rolled over 7449/12000 u stupid pussy..... unlike you, I don't have to sit and wait like a total cunnt at Omaha tbls to "flip" like a faghit...... The balance of the pts just over 5k, u dumb fck, so i'm already up a 1000 or so on the f'n 4k I won NYE...... How did you turn out, fucckface?

    oh... that's right, u lost all but 200 of your chips to me, you stupid fckikn' coccksucker!!!!

    come sit down with me at 5-10 or 2-4 you pathetic cowardly pussy......... i'll take every fckn' chip u put on the table......

    and, you dumb cocckmaster, everyone knows I didn't "welch" on shit, they all know your pompous arrogant ass had to have the last word and modify my offer....... I never accepted your stupid ffckin' modification, ie, counter offer...... so go fucck yourself before I beat the fckn shit out of you ........
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    Your offer was clearly accepted & clarified, not modified. We all know sleazy "lawyers" look for loopholes, it's all you know. You never finished higher than me on any leaderboard, because you lack poker skill & rely on suckouts. You know where to find me Superbowl weekend, show up pussy.

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    u dumb ****, I finished higher than u on the Nye trny leaderboard you dumb ****.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    u dumb cnt, I finished higher than u on the Nye trny leaderboard you dumb fck.......
    That was results from one lucky tournament you sucked out on. Not leaderboards for the year or from various contests running months, which obviously require skill over an extended period of time....Ignorant jackass.

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    Just noticed the gift, thanks donker. I'm sure you'll win it back soon enough, but thanks.

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    bobby what is the donk bet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    That was results from one lucky tournament you sucked out on. Not leaderboards for the year or from various contests running months, which obviously require skill over an extended period of time....Ignorant jackass.
    waves u lying little sack of shit......

    last years' fall promo i dusjted your sorry little ass
    i finished top 3 or 4, you were no wear to be seen you lying little fck


    once again, yuou pathetic piece of shit, 2*$(#&(!#$(!#&()% you!!!!!!!
    lying little punk

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    someone do me a favor and post the final standings for last years fall promo......

    guess i had a helluva lot more skillz than you, Tidal, you sorry lying little fahgit........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    someone do me a favor and post the final standings for last years fall promo......

    guess i had a helluva lot more skillz than you, Tidal, you sorry lying little fahgit........
    I remember it --- you led most of the way. It was our intro to you.

    here ya go:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...11-5pm-et.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    bobby what is the donk bet?
    i offered him a 5k end of year challenge, told him up or down, and he just had to have the last word and extended the time frame for it or somehting stupid........ once i saw the fahg changing the terms, I just said "fck it", as he'd dodged, ducked, cowardly ran away from, and made excuses and reasons not to ever accpet any of the 20-30 challenges i threw his way prior to that time ..........

    I paid no more attention to it, as trying to tie down waves is like trying to pick up mercury.

    well, a month later, after id ran cold as shit and been doom switched, and tidal had some luck, he comes out of the wood work and says he's leading me.....

    i told him fck you, we have no deal, and set the record straight that very day that he'd done what he's always done, and did not accept my challenge....... he knows this, and is now being his typical c#nt self ....

    if i'd thought id had a challenge with this prick, ida played differently, as in ida played every trny that little angle shooting piece of shit played in........
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-02-15 at 03:21 PM. Reason: ps, u little pussy, i still have a 2015 yearly challenge out to u, and uve not acce[pted it but rather made more excuses

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    bobby what is the donk bet?
    2/1 odds, my 2,500 against his 5,000: new low even for S Bullshit R...........

    I simply clarified that if we play the 11pm tourney on 12/31, it counts in the standings. You can see I clearly accepted his offer. Donkey even posts the next day with no mention of wanting to pussy out of bet, which he ultimately does a month later when he realizes he can't overcome my huge lead.

    Pretty common sense stuff, but needs to be spelled out for Donkey. As it wouldn't be fair if challenge came down to last day with Donkey cashing in 10am on 12/31 & then my cash from 11pm on 12/31 tourney doesn't count, just because tourney finishes 12:30am on 1/1/15.

    Yet this Donkey jackass somehow feels justified on welching for 5k, simply because I was kicking his ass with an insurmountable lead as usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    2/1 odds, my 2,500 against his 5,000: new low even for S Bullshit R...........

    I simply clarified that if we play the 11pm tourney on 12/31, it counts in the standings. You can see I clearly accepted his offer. Donkey even posts the next day with no mention of wanting to pussy out of bet, which he ultimately does a month later when he realizes he can't overcome my huge lead.

    Pretty common sense stuff, but needs to be spelled out for Donkey. As it wouldn't be fair if challenge came down to last day with Donkey cashing in 10am on 12/31 & then my cash from 11pm on 12/31 tourney doesn't count, just because tourney finishes 12:30am on 1/1/15.

    Yet this Donkey jackass somehow feels justified on welching for 5k, simply because I was kicking his ass with an insurmountable lead as usual.
    as usual? like when i totally owned your bitchass in the same event last year by 1500 points..... no lead u have is insurmountable, pussyboy........ if i'd have thought we had a bet, ida schooled your ass by entering every trny you played in...... just like I owned your ass the other night, when I was primarily responsible for taking all of your chips and sending your cowardly little ducking/angle shooting ass to the rail.......

    step ur game up you bitch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you were no wear to be seen
    Nowhere to be seen? Get your eyes checked jackass, looks like I was a quite respectable 7th. Post links to all the other leaderboards I kicked your ass, guess we'll start with this one:
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ne.html?slf=36

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    sorry waves, i didn't look at anyone who wasn't within a thousand pts of me, which ur sorry ass clearly wasn't.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    sorry waves, i didn't look at anyone who wasn't within a thousand pts of me, which ur sorry ass clearly wasn't.........
    How can you be getting your ass kicked by 3,240 pts here? Only conclusion, you suck at poker.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ne.html?slf=36

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    since i suck so bad, i cannot fathom why your ducking cowardly fahgit ass has refused every offer i've made to you to come take chips off me you pahtetic p.o.s..........

    only conclusion....(actually three readily apparent conclusions): you know I will obliterate you heads up, you suck (cocck and at poker), and you're smart enough to never, ever sit down at a poker table with me headsup.......... have to give you credit-- NO, not for knowing when to hold em or fold em, but for when to not even sit your fairy little ass down at a table with someone WHO U KNOW IS A FAR SUPERIOR PLAYER!!!!

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    how long you two been dating?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    since i suck so bad, i cannot fathom why your ducking cowardly fahgit ass has refused every offer i've made to you to come take chips off me you pahtetic p.o.s..........

    only conclusion....(actually three readily apparent conclusions): you know I will obliterate you heads up, you suck (cocck and at poker), and you're smart enough to never, ever sit down at a poker table with me headsup.......... have to give you credit-- NO, not for knowing when to hold em or fold em, but for when to not even sit your fairy little ass down at a table with someone WHO U KNOW IS A FAR SUPERIOR PLAYER!!!!
    I proved in this thread that I accepted your 2-1 wager offer, so why would I sit down with a proven welching jackass?

    Post up however many pts you want to lose, in a 2015 HU annual leaderboard challenge. Since you're a welching pussy, we all know you won't post up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    I proved in this thread that I accepted your 2-1 wager offer, so why would I sit down with a proven welching jackass?

    Post up however many pts you want to lose, in a 2015 HU annual leaderboard challenge. Since you're a welching pussy, we all know you won't post up.
    all u proved is ur a dumb mother fcker who has to have the last f'n word..... u dumb fck

    and u cowardly fck, when u sit at a table, there's no possibility of "welching" so just stfu ..... but knowing your lame ass, u'll come up with more f'd in the head bullshit........ just go away you dumb ducking cnt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    all u proved is ur a dumb mother fcker who has to have the last f'n word..... u dumb fck

    and u cowardly fck, when u sit at a table, there's no possibility of "welching" so just stfu ..... but knowing your lame ass, u'll come up with more f'd in the head bullshit........ just go away you dumb ducking cnt
    You welching on our 5k bet, doesn't change the fact I kicked your ass by 5k+ jackass. I know your broke dikk ass needs that 5k for Taget gift cards, to feed your family.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...aderboard.html

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    keep ducking me coward..........

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