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    stealthyburrito
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    why the fukk are you sleeping on a sofa?

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    I call BS you must have 5 acres & horses.

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    Studio

    Stealthy do you know what that is ??

    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    why the fukk are you sleeping on a sofa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bugs
    Bugs
    Bugs

    Fuk this... Got like 8 mosquito bites on my ass last night night sleeping on sofa.
    You're sure those are mosquito bites?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Dirt cheap
    $350 a month
    Landscaping
    Water
    Swimming

    It's not Vegas though
    You are visiting parents again Corbin? Tell them hello!

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    ?????

    No they are in Seattle

  7. #42
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    Does it come with a cardboard box?

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    Heard they have some nice gloryhole booths out that way

    No wonder corbin went

    Get ur hustle on corbin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Do they have gloryhole booths?
    There probably aren't any right now, but maybe he got a message like the guy in Field of Dreams: "If you build it, they will come."
    Last edited by Jimmy Proffett; 12-24-14 at 01:51 PM. Reason: literally amirite?!

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    Can we come to visit Gold?

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    Yes!!

    I am lonely

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    和 Sexy Playmate Wanted for 2015 - 48 (Ocala)

    age : 48

    Yes, just as the headline reads....

    Easygoing, fun, stress-free times sought with attractive, intelligent, fun-loving, interesting man!
    I am considered attractive, and am intelligent myself... Also, told I have sex appeal so seeking same.

    SINGLE men only wanted for special times, mostly at home... Relaxing, conversing, watching TV
    (yes that includes sports, lol), cooking, ordering in, just being very comfortable...

    I am very nurturing and will make you feel special, as I hope you do me. Let's see how it goes...
    Not meant to exclude some dining out, or perhaps some travel. But, definitely meant to include
    a lot of passion... often...

    Fit, edgy men in their late 30's, 40's to the front of the line!

    This is very real, please no games or drama!

    I'm waiting for you and will keep this post active until I find you... I am hopeful!

    Happy Holidays

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    Lol

    Good xmas present there

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    "nurturing" = no problem with anal

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    Pretty sure she will nurture you with her 300 lb body frame. Her tatas can be used as pillows.

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    JJ come down to Miami . Yayo.. Casinos.. Beach.. Women .. Clubs... you should be able to hit 3 out of that 5

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    Ocala probably the last stop in the south. South of Ocala, shit gets weird

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Ocala probably the last stop in the south. South of Ocala, shit gets weird

    ehh.. ft. lauderdale is still the south to me. Dade and Monroe County should be it's own state.

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    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 2 times . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: RubberKettle, and manny24

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    Jj build a micro home. I'm sure lilday or d2d could help.

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    $350 not bad, the infamous ceiling tile place had the same rate

    Was adjacent to a parking lot which was pretty fukking annoying

    Coach it looks like the wind has you confused. It's nature, man. It's going to happen.

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    K175 that place you had was epic

    Where are you now?

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    3 BR house in the same general area

    solid bar about 30 feet away, everything I need

    Coach I did like that place but there was this one driver in the adjacent lot that would warm up his loud truck at like 4 in the morning almost every morning. I almost lost it on him. He really was doing nothing wrong.

    You get what you pay for.

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    Thanks man

    I am in one of those mobiles homes temporarily

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    Your housing arrangements confuse me, it's like you make massive upgrades and downsize on a monthly basis.

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    Yes

    K175 look for major news very soon

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    Coach if you're selling the mobile home you will need a cash buyer, fyi unless it is a double wide and can pass a foundation certification.

  28. #63
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    I am just renting
    30 day

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    Sounds like you are 'on the run' again

  30. #65
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    Try to sell it anyway, I can help you get it done

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    Too embarrassed to make a video

    I do not want guy calling me trailer park Corbin.

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    coach that's about 4 steps up from 80% of the posters here posting from mom's basement

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    come to bama jj. My bday is on new years day. having a strip party. only females strippers though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gump 334 View Post
    come to bama jj. My bday is on new years day. having a strip party. only females strippers though
    Hope your pregnant fiancée is ok with your strip party lol

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    Yeah she cool with it. I made sure it was ok with her first. Just in case she heard about it from someone else

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