I am sad I missed this thread.
I think Canadians have it the best.
We enjoy basically all of the good things that Americans do, and almost none of the bad...
We got 5 guys burgers and fries, a starbucks on every corner and world class fukkin everything. But when was the last killing spree? Minority shooting incident? earthquake? Hurricane? Anything? Fuk, I live in toronto, and it is warmer than 25 % of the USA.
Not saying USA is not great. Canada is just its freeloading brother. Who doesn't enjoy freeloading?