1. 12-06-14 07:57 AM #36
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    Here's more of a suggestion than a question, now that you're a professional gambler, you should grow your hair out and dress like Axl Rose, but wear a bunch of jewelry. Your appearance needs to be more in - line with your persona. Fukkin wreckless rock and roll gambler.
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  2. 12-06-14 08:15 AM #37
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    Be honest with this one..... You seem happy, WHERE did the Money Come From? No job, no unemployment, a winning % in the 30's....where did the money come from?
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  3. 12-06-14 08:28 AM #38
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    Brock how long have you been married for and how do you spice things up in the bedroom?
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  4. 12-06-14 08:38 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Brock how long have you been married for and how do you spice things up in the bedroom?
    Check your newspaper
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  5. 12-06-14 08:42 AM #40
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    Any more golf course vids
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  6. 12-06-14 08:43 AM #41
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    Brock, if your cokk represented $5,000 per inch.

    What would be bigger? Your cokk or your bankroll?
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  7. 12-06-14 08:43 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Brock, if your cokk represented $5,000 per inch.

    What would be bigger? Your cokk or your bankroll?
    Great question here
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  8. 12-06-14 08:45 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister X View Post
    Hey Brock Landers I hear you're a legend

    What's the biggest amount you've ever lost on a single bet?
    I've lost over 16k on a single bet before
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  9. 12-06-14 08:46 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by unluckysob View Post
    Brock is a real gambler. Welcome back. Good luck----did you ever find that mp guy


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    You mean MCP? yes, long story.
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  10. 12-06-14 08:48 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuangX View Post
    Brock, What does going pro mean? What the bracket range of income? Be truthful, Are you making a decent living going pro?
    Pro means wagering on sports is what I do for a living, every day I look for angles. Income is very variable, I try for 8-10k a week.

    Very decent living, took a LONG time to get here.
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  11. 12-06-14 08:49 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salmon Steak View Post
    Good luck Brock. What is the best way to be happy in life?
    Very simple, do what you dig. Whatever your dream is, do it if at all possible.
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  12. 12-06-14 08:50 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by gloriesam View Post
    1. Does your wife get frustrated that you can't get your 4 inch pecker up properly when you guys try to do it once every 3 months?
    2. How many times a month do you think about killing yourself?
    1)you are an idiot
    2)never. How often do you?
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  13. 12-06-14 08:52 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by lesterdymond View Post
    Do you ever visit the Silver Bullet in Urbana these days ? If so, how is the talent...

    What's your favorite horseshoe sandwhich?

    Do you still help people clean their
    credit up? Company name?

    Does Deemer still owe you money?
    Have not been to the Silver Bullet in minimum 10 Years, place is a joke compared to Sauget, or Las Vegas.

    Favorite Horseshoe is at DARCY'S PINT in SPRINGFIELD. My God its good.

    I don't formally help people clean up credit, I can give advice on how to settle cards.

    No, deemer is square.
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  14. 12-06-14 08:53 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Here's more of a suggestion than a question, now that you're a professional gambler, you should grow your hair out and dress like Axl Rose, but wear a bunch of jewelry. Your appearance needs to be more in - line with your persona. Fukkin wreckless rock and roll gambler.
    I like it!!

    Rock N Fuckin Roll!
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  15. 12-06-14 08:55 AM #50
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  16. 12-06-14 08:56 AM #51
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    Any regret and/or remorse about you taking a shot at forum members on last yrs Superbowl ?
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  17. 12-06-14 09:11 AM #52
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    Brock how much you into that shark in Illinois??

    CHICAGO LENNY????

    Brock I know it is true so be honest how much man???
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  18. 12-06-14 09:12 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckshit View Post
    Be honest with this one..... You seem happy, WHERE did the Money Come From? No job, no unemployment, a winning % in the 30's....where did the money come from?
    As I mentioned, I traversed a treacherous sea of horrors to get where I am today and finally make a nice living.

    Your % are wrong.
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  19. 12-06-14 09:13 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Brock how long have you been married for and how do you spice things up in the bedroom?
    14 years and I fuk like a porn star
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  20. 12-06-14 09:13 AM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunovery View Post
    Any more golf course vids
    not currently
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  21. 12-06-14 09:13 AM #56
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    have u ever had ur shit pushed in to support your gambling addiction?

    how did it feel?
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  22. 12-06-14 09:14 AM #57
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    Brock?
    I have had this erection for more than four hours now.

    Advice?
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  23. 12-06-14 09:15 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Brock, if your cokk represented $5,000 per inch.

    What would be bigger? Your cokk or your bankroll?
    LOL have to think about it Docta
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  24. 12-06-14 09:16 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Any regret and/or remorse about you taking a shot at forum members on last yrs Superbowl ?
    Of course

    However, it was not a shot. Long story, but a few days prior I had ample cash.
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  25. 12-06-14 09:16 AM #60
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    Have you taught your son the ins and outs of gambling yet?

    do you think he has what it takes to follow in your footsteps?
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  26. 12-06-14 09:17 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    have u ever had ur shit pushed in to support your gambling addiction?

    how did it feel?
    No, have you gotten fukked in the ass?
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  27. 12-06-14 09:18 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Brock?
    I have had this erection for more than four hours now.

    Advice?
    Can't say I have....

    Advice, consider seeing a physician
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  28. 12-06-14 09:19 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Have you taught your son the ins and outs of gambling yet?

    do you think he has what it takes to follow in your footsteps?
    Great to see you Archie!

    No, its not something that remotely interests him. He's a math savant though.....
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  29. 12-06-14 09:19 AM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    No, have you gotten fukked in the ass?
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  30. 12-06-14 09:20 AM #65
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  31. 12-06-14 09:21 AM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post

    Of course

    However, it was not a shot. Long story, but a few days prior I had ample cash.

    Same old Brock

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  32. 12-06-14 09:21 AM #67
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    Brock owns Biggie!!
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  33. 12-06-14 09:22 AM #68
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    jj , are you and your boys in vegas staking Landers ?
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  34. 12-06-14 09:23 AM #69
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    Brock , Im surprised u even waist ur time and answer some of those questions - lol . my question is business , who do u like on Sunday ??
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  35. 12-06-14 09:28 AM #70
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    Brock what kinda bball season is illinois going to have this year
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