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    Hey everyone. I've been hanging around on SBR for around six months but been registered for a little over a month now. The idea of this thread is to leave the Swedish forum I've been hanging around and share/discuss my picks with people all over the world.

    A little about me: I live in Sweden, near the capital. I enjoy being by myself but also hanging with friends, taking random drunken trips to the capital and just having a blast. Taking it easy is a priority. Hopefully I'll get into the college I've applied to in January. Music, movies, tv-series, gambling, sports, politics, random facts, general knowledge.

    So yeah, I started gambling two years ago. My brother and I decided to double our money during Wimbledon (tennis) and we ended up cashing out five times more than what we put in. I then put the gambling on hold and picked it up six months ago. It was rocky at the start (went from 13 dollars to 651 in five days before I lost it all) but it became better and better. I took another break, and then I decided to try something out for October:

    First of October I went in with 13 US dollars, and after 14 days I had 306 US dollars. Playing on American football & football (soccer).

    19 wins
    3 losses
    138.66% ROI

    Now, what I'm going to do is start out with 55 US dollars and take it easy. I'm in no rush. If I want my money to grow then I'm not going to stress around and put it on games I don't believe in.

    Tennis, ATP Basel:

    Vasek Pospisil v Grigor Dimitrov O23.5 games @2.00 / -100 $5
    Vasek Pospisil v Grigor Dimitrov O2.5 sets @2.25 / +125 $5

    I know there are a lot of good gamblers on here. I'm still learning and improving so I'd love criticism and help with making my bets better and more "secure". As the bankroll grows, the more I will bet. Bankroll management is key. Small bets to begin with.

    American football, football (soccer), tennis, basketball, hockey, and maybe more.

    Edit: 1U is 50kr ($6.50). As the bankroll grows by 500kr ($65) I'll increase the value of my unit with 50kr ($6.50).
    Last edited by k0karn; 10-24-14 at 12:30 AM.

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    Best of luck Kocker! Try not to waste the best years of your life on this bullshit.

    skål!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Best of luck Kocker! Try not to waste the best years of your life on this bullshit.

    jubel!
    Thanks man! I see this as a hobby, and hopefully helping others get more money to spend on fun shit. BOL!

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    Get that paper pappose

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    koker can you list the starting times EST along with your plays? Thx and gl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    koker can you list the starting times EST along with your plays? Thx and gl
    Can do!

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    Pospisil not playing as I'd expect him to. Dimitrov is playing better than usually. First set 2-6, second set 1-1 so far. Pospisil can barely hold his own serve. This wont end well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0karn View Post
    Pospisil not playing as I'd expect him to. Dimitrov is playing better than usually. First set 2-6, second set 1-1 so far. Pospisil can barely hold his own serve. This wont end well...
    Kocker go get some pu$$y today and forget that you've ever created this thread
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    Pospisil was shit vs Nieminen... Good luck moving forward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0karn View Post
    Tennis, ATP Basel:

    Vasek Pospisil v Grigor Dimitrov O23.5 games @2.00 / -100 $5
    Vasek Pospisil v Grigor Dimitrov O2.5 sets @2.25 / +125 $5
    Loss. NHL games coming soon.

    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Kocker go get some pu$$y today and forget that you've ever created this thread
    Not a one-night-stand type of guy, Rocket!

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    Quote Originally Posted by matt1216 View Post
    Pospisil was shit vs Nieminen... Good luck moving forward.
    Thanks cutie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0karn View Post
    Loss. NHL games coming soon.



    Not a one-night-stand type of guy, Rocket!
    good man

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0karn View Post
    Thanks cutie!

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    Tread lightly with my bets.

    NY Islanders ML
    @ BOS Bruins @2.45 / +145
    PIT Penguins @ DET Red Wings O5.5 @2.15 / +115
    CHI Blackhawks @ NAS Predators TIE @3.80 / +280
    VAN Canucks @ STL Blues TIE @3.60 / +260
    CLB Blue Jackets @ SJ Sharks TIE @4.00 / +300
    BUF Sabres @ LA Kings -1.5 @1.83 / -120

    Nothing on tonight's NFL. Gonna sit back and enjoy the game instead.

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    You didn't watch Pospisil vs Nieminen, did you?

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    Tomorrow I'll be taking yet another trip to the capital to have a blast with a couple of friends, so I'll give you a soccer bet for tomorrow right now. I wont be laying it until tomorrow morning though, to see how the odds change. Hopefully in my favour.

    Note that I enjoy statistics.

    Soccer, France, Ligue 1, 20:30 GMT+1, 2:30pm EST (New York, I hope this is correct?)

    Toulouse -1 v Lens @2 / -100

    Toulouse last six games:
    1,33 goals scored & 1,33 against.

    Lens last six games:
    0,66 goals scored & 1,5 against.

    Last games between the two teams:
    Lens 0 - 1 Toulouse
    Toulouse 1 - 1 Lens
    Toulouse 1 - 0 Lens
    Lens 0 - 2 Toulouse

    Last Friday Lens, which is last in the league, hosted the second-in-the-league PSG and managed to lose with only 1-3. You could say it was a valiant effort, because Lens has been playing horribly so far this season. Sure, Toulouse isn't much better with "only" being place nine in the league, but there is a major factor you have to take in from Lens' last game against PSG:

    Jérôme Lemoigne and Jean-Philippe Gbamin recieved red cards, and Ahmed Kantari is out. These three have played nine, nine & eight of the last ten matches, meaning they have a significant impact on the team. Lens MIGHT be missing Yoann Touzghar and Rudy Riou, both have been playing in all matches so far.

    Lens hasn't won a game since the 30th of August. And them playing away tomorrow isn't helping them out.

    Toulouse on the other hand has won against Lyon & drawed against PSG. When it comes to home games, of the last six matches, they've managed to draw two, and win four. Lens has lost four, drawed one, and won one of their last six away games.
    Last edited by k0karn; 10-23-14 at 05:11 PM. Reason: spelling

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    So "too lose" hasn't lost to Lens recently but their giving you -1 @2.00. Always remember the books are not stupid. Also the Sabres will win tonight. Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by matt1216 View Post
    So "too lose" hasn't lost to Lens recently but their giving you -1 @2.00. Always remember the books are not stupid. Also the Sabres will win tonight. Good luck
    Lens is missing three key players, and maybe two more. Toulouse is way ahead of them in the league, and has statistically played better football so far this season. There are no sure bets, but for these odds I'd take it any day of the week.

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    Karns are chicks easy in Sweden?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Karns are chicks easy in Sweden?
    Swedish women are known as some of the most beautiful women in the world. If they are easy depends on who you have in sight. But as a "youngster" I must say that there are a lot of easy women out there in Sweden, especially on Wednesdays, Fridays & Saturdays.

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    Karna I bet you're very mild-mannered because most swedish guys are

    Borg, Edberg, Wilander are very mild

    Soccer or tennis which is your best sport??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Karna I bet you're very mild-mannered because most swedish guys are

    Borg, Edberg, Wilander are very mild

    Soccer or tennis which is your best sport??
    You could say that I'm mild-mannered. I wasn't when I was younger, but I've calmed down a lot as I've aged.

    Soccer is by far my best sport.

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    Tennis, ATP Basel, 14:00 GMT+1 / 8am EST

    David Goffin
    v Milos Raonic @2.20 / +120

    1U
    Last edited by k0karn; 10-24-14 at 12:53 AM.

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    Good luck karner, ignore the trolls and get that cheddar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0karn View Post
    Tread lightly with my bets.

    NY Islanders ML
    @ BOS Bruins @2.45 / +145 WIN
    PIT Penguins @ DET Red Wings O5.5 @2.15 / +115 WIN
    CHI Blackhawks @ NAS Predators TIE @3.80 / +280 LOSS
    VAN Canucks @ STL Blues TIE @3.60 / +260 LOSS
    CLB Blue Jackets @ SJ Sharks TIE @4.00 / +300 LOSS
    BUF Sabres @ LA Kings -1.5 @1.83 / -120 WIN

    Nothing on tonight's NFL. Gonna sit back and enjoy the game instead.
    Very, VERY close with the ties. CBJ scored their 5-4 in the last 20 seconds, and the others were close aswell.

    I decided to lay a "fun" parlay aswell http://imgur.com/alk0Eaq - the O4.0 is the Penguins / Red Wings game.

    So far I'm 4-5.

    Two games pending:

    David Goffin & Toulouse -1
    Last edited by k0karn; 10-24-14 at 12:21 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerhead View Post
    Good luck karner, ignore the trolls and get that cheddar!
    Thanks man, gonna try my best!

    Edit: 7:24am here, so i'm gonna try to get some sleep as I have to wake up at 10am. Hockey plays will hopefully be posted before 11am if I can find the time, otherwise I might not be able to post them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by k0karn View Post
    TSoccer, France, Ligue 1, 20:30 GMT+1, 2:30pm EST (New York, I hope this is correct?)

    Toulouse -1 v Lens @2 / -100 LOSS
    Quote Originally Posted by k0karn View Post
    Tennis, ATP Basel, 14:00 GMT+1 / 8am EST

    David Goffin
    v Milos Raonic @2.20 / +120 WIN

    1U
    Quite shocked over Toulouse's loss...
    Last edited by k0karn; 10-25-14 at 03:01 PM.

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    NJ Devils @ OTT Senators ML @1.66 / -150
    DET Red Wings ML @ PHI Flyers @1.95 / -105
    DAL Stars @ NY Islanders O5.5 @1.74 / -132
    PIT Penguins @ NAS Predators ML @2.00 / -100
    TB Lightning @ MIN Wild U5.0 @2.05 / +105
    FLA Panthers ML @ ARZ Coyotes @2.15 / +115
    WAS Capitals ML @ CAL Flames @1.86 / -115
    NY Rangers @ MON Canadiens ML @1.74 / -132

    Only plays for the day.
    Last edited by k0karn; 10-25-14 at 02:05 PM.

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    Lycka till man.

    I was really surprised by that Toulouse loss as well.

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