1. #106
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    Cuddles you do not know him

    Do not tell stories
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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post

    this bizzare gif illustrated another key difference between ol Dan and I.......

    at my loft, when multiple babes (three or more) were present, they didn't sit around so bored out of their minds that they resorted to yoga to amuse themselves......

    they generally had to work in shifts just to keep up with me; as one would get "too sore" I'd move on to the next; by the next morning I'm still going strong and half of them are passed out, a few are dousing their vagg'es in liquid Ky to get another two or three rounds in before their mollies wore off, and maybe one had strayed up to the roof top pool at my lofts, after choppin' herself a good "tony montana" sized line, to start her sunday funday with a mid-morning tan.......

    but you never saw my ass sitting there on a sofa with a soft-on like ol "I still do blow but now am afraid to take viagra" Dan watching a bunch of skanks do yoga in thongs because I couldn't perform........

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    Cuddles says he rubs with him

    Lol

    Cuddles lives in sticks

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    guy pays for every girl

    Has to go broke too

    Money not coming in but only going out

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    guy pays for every girl

    Has to go broke too

    Money not coming in but only going out
    stop being jealous small dikk gold

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    guys with small junk like to hang out with bliz and jj, makes their kahks look big next to bliz's and jj's gherkins

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    anyone can pay for sex with hot models even a guy 400 pounds
    Odds he has or gets HIV is very very high

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    i think bliz is safe, as he never really gets it in; ie, he's so short he is generally "fukkin' air"... he might be able to work one edge of a vagina, but generally him having sex is similar to you putting your index finger in and out of a empty coffee can...... no contact

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i think bliz is safe, as he never really gets it in; ie, he's so short he is generally "fukkin' air"... he might be able to work one edge of a vagina, but generally him having sex is similar to you putting your index finger in and out of a empty coffee can...... no contact

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    Nopo

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    fuk the bike in the pool, get biter on the fukkin' "need a quick jerk" hotline to identify the obvious porn star trying to help remove said bike from the f'n pool......

    biter, you gotta hurry on this one, pal, my better half is only out for the next hour!!!! the clock is running.....!

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    stand down, biter..... all is well in DonkLand.......

    beginning to impress myself with my porn babe research abilities.... Toochi Kash is the apparent moniker used by the ho in the pool......

    now to head to pornmd, xvideos, or xnxx to see who has her doing the absolute nastiest things imaginable......

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    Automan your a wannabee Bilzerian

    I finally figured it out

    Call me

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    Ive met this bilzerian character in vegas. Happened to be at the same gun range as him. The women he takes photos with are not his friends. They all leave after they take photos with him with a professional photographer. I don't get how he's so wealthy unless he's connected to the mafia or drug cartels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keepitsimple View Post
    Ive met this bilzerian character in vegas. Happened to be at the same gun range as him. The women he takes photos with are not his friends. They all leave after they take photos with him with a professional photographer. I don't get how he's so wealthy unless he's connected to the mafia or drug cartels.
    His father

    I bet he rarely bangs any of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    His father

    I bet he rarely bangs any of them
    It is very plausible to make millions playing cash games or in the financial markets but without a real day job ever (other than a few years in the military) It would make sense that its family money (heir money)

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    Quote Originally Posted by keepitsimple View Post
    It is very plausible to make millions playing cash games or in the financial markets but without a real day job ever (other than a few years in the military) It would make sense that its family money (heir money)

    Anybody that plays poker daily dies broke including pros

    Vegas full of so called pro poker players basically homeless

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    Wonder how much of a campaign donation he had to make to grab this pic.....

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_XN_J1oDtB/

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    a ton sweeper

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    Quote Originally Posted by keepitsimple View Post
    It is very plausible to make millions playing cash games or in the financial markets but without a real day job ever (other than a few years in the military) It would make sense that its family money (heir money)
    iys well known his father is the money source

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    He's like a male version of Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton. Total poser. People that don't work, and never make their own money for themselves, are losers. There's nothing interesting about a trust fund baby burning thru the allowance his father gives him. And this guy is in his mid 30s.

    I'm envious of the guys that start with nothing, and take over the world. Even a schlub like Chris Moneymaker has a more intriguing story than this idiot.

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    Bunch of fkn morons in this thread.
    Guys an AWFUL poker player.
    All he does is donate, rebuy, donate more, then laugh about it.
    His dad threatened to cut him off because of how much he was giving away in games.
    Every single penny he has is from daddy, who is tycoon billionaire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    the guy fukked more women than all of us combined in this thread - enough said

    he can do whatever the fukk he wants with his money
    Yah. Like lose it big time. Its proly hard to beat professional players no matter his talent level. But he mite want to pay a pro to train him how to play

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    though i don't keep track, or didn't keep track of my numbers I should say, as I haven't been racking em up by the dozens anymore, since I got remarried, I'd nevertheless think that RR needs to omit mine from the statement above to be accurate in his comment......

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    ps.... i should note that, in the more important category than sheer number of women you've had your junk in, that being the number of orgasms you've caused women to have.... I know I'd beat the bliz and his tiny junk by a number with five digits in it......

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    Auto man I am going to call you blizerian when we meet

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    you must wanna get knocked out even quicker than I had envisioned......

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    Auto man your a dead ringer for blizerian

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    Guys a jerkoff, thought Black Friday was in 2009..... not a bad listen/laugh here tho....Rogan opens up by saying " if I was a 16 year old kid i'd want to live just like you" ZING!!




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    Not nearly as big of a tool as I thought after listening to that.

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    He takes steroids also

    sweeper good find

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