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    jjgold
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    Put A $300,000 Offer In On This House In Vegas A Few Weeks Ago: Video

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    Coach who let you in to the demo model at the new construction development?

    "...I'm gonna fukk Shari in here too..."

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    JJ, Can I come visit??

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    You got a horrible left jab bro. Go get lessons from Ray Rice.

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    Shari might not want to watch that video....

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    where did you get 300K cash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    where did you get 300K cash?
    Following our plays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    where did you get 300K cash?
    fading u

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    Seaweed yes..you can say for 1 month in the winter

    When you make a bid who said you have to have cash????

    I go there like a fukkin big shot and talk a big game..lol said I was a dentist

    Its a low bid so they will never accept..wanted to feel big time

    Can you imagine if they knew I was broke??

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    can i stay too?

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    300k doesn't get you a cardboard box in San Francisco. JJ, people don't move to Nevada by choice they live there because they have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    ..lol said I was a dentist

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    If you're broke your debt to income ain't gonna cut it, coach, PITI and current debts has to be below 50%. You won't even get into underwriting. I'm guessing you won't have 20% sourced to to avoid MI either, and thats assuming you could get a concession. No more stated income loans chief since RESPA either, but good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post

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    what are they building next to the property? more houses or something else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsMeMrMattE View Post
    what are they building next to the property? more houses or something else?
    a sand castle.

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    Stevie K with the advanced answer!!

    Rocket good find!!

    It is a nice house and I would invite many posters like bigbear

    All that would be kind of creepy living by myself they're kind of big

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    That shower looked like the one at room at the bellagio last yr

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    Yeah right...this will never happen Video ended because the real owner showed up

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    Sanchez good observation

    Something did happen and I had to cut the video short

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    Well chief what strawbuyers such as yourself forget when attempting consumer fraud is that sellers are people too. How would you feel if some shnook was taking up your time with walk thrus and questions that ended up being irrelevant because they weren't qualified in the first place? You would feel like your time was wasted. Stated and No Income No Asset Loans are GONE chief. Respect the sellers and when you have the income and assets maybe they'll respect you.

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    Michael Jack baby!

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    Rofl at that pic

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    so does she know all this ...I didn't think so

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    Coach you look like you are in good fighting shape.


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    Ten bucks says MMAChicka gets an invite and I get left outside.

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    It's a good Vegas house that's affordable buy a couple with jobs

    Priced tag about 450,000

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    Take the money and get some plugs and your teeth fixed up real nice and neat. It worked for Elton John....

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    Best ending....The way he says it

    Corbin you should host a house warming party for SBR posters......Imagine that

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    300k doesn't get you a cardboard box in San Francisco. JJ, people don't move to Nevada by choice they live there because they have to.
    bullshit. If you can hit 65% of more of your picks and live in Vegas the sky is the limit.

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    Can you imagine having the big bear there??

    Dawg I will have a party

    Bear is right if you can pick winners you can have a nice house

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Well chief what strawbuyers such as yourself forget when attempting consumer fraud is that sellers are people too. How would you feel if some shnook was taking up your time with walk thrus and questions that ended up being irrelevant because they weren't qualified in the first place? You would feel like your time was wasted. Stated and No Income No Asset Loans are GONE chief. Respect the sellers and when you have the income and assets maybe they'll respect you.
    you must be a realtor.

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