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    stevenash
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    Ladies and Gentlemen: Your starting Texas Ranger lineup

    Brutal


    Texas Rangers
    Hitters AB R H RBI BB SO AVG OBP SLG
    D Robertson RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .254 .293 .296
    E Andrus SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .264 .311 .338
    A Beltre DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .334 .382 .536
    C Gimenez 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .261 .316 .375
    J Smolinski LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .367 .406 .467
    G Soto C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000
    L Martin CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .267 .325 .376
    A Rosales 3B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .294 .368 .353
    R Odor 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .267 .305 .409

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    Got like Slongski & Rough Odor in there

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    4-2 early Toronto

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    There is a baseball forum for the 111th time! No one cares to read your shit in the main forum

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    texas

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    League average is probably around .250 and it is thread worthy to make a thread about a lineup where everyone is above .250 is horrible cannot make this shit up.

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    Mayan you aren't hitting up endless appetizers at TGI Fridays with Brock today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Mayan you aren't hitting up endless appetizers at TGI Fridays with Brock today?
    Not me homie.. I have my packed chicken, rice, and broccoli lunches. Dane are you going to hometown buffet with tt warrior??

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Not me homie.. I have my packed chicken, rice, and broccoli lunches. Dane are you going to hometown buffet with tt warrior??
    Nope he beat me to it. Nothing but salad and crumbs of fried batter by the time I got there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Mayan you aren't hitting up endless appetizers at TGI Fridays with Brock today?
    Mayan doesn't need the app special. He gets all his meals at a discount from the children's menu.

    You know...because he's a midget and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    There is a baseball forum for the 111th time! No one cares to read your shit in the main forum
    1) You have no itegrity or credibility, and I really don't care what you think, I got time on my hands is the only reason why I am replying to you, you fatty fat fat fat ugly fuktard.

    2) I don't answer to you, reread #1 why I am answering to you.

    3) Why don't you cry to the mods using the report icon if you don't like it here.

    3) By the number of views and posts so far, apparantly people do care to read my shit in players talk.

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    Hey fucktard, this is sports talk, It belongs here


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    sorry texas 140 million dollar payroll doesn't equal championship. learn the hard way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imadegen View Post
    sorry texas 140 million dollar payroll doesn't equal championship. learn the hard way.
    You do realize that Texas has had an all time # of both position players and pitchers on the DL this year, don't you? 4/5 of their starting rotation is currently on the DL, and done for the year.

    This isn't really a payroll issue.

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    Baseball players suck these days....

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    Quote Originally Posted by k13 View Post
    Baseball players suck these days....
    There are so many bad pitchers in the game right now. It's really embarrassing.

    Think about this: if you can't get anyone out in the post steroid era, where a .300 batting average lands you in the league's top 10, how bad are you?

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    1999 avg .271
    2014 avg .251

    yikes...

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    Texas

    Nice triple a lineup

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Mayan doesn't need the app special. He gets all his meals at a discount from the children's menu.

    You know...because he's a midget and all.
    A 230lb midget to you motherfukker...

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    A 230lb midget to you motherfukker...
    Los Angeles

    Prima donnas

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    Or as the padres call it, an all-star team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Los Angeles

    Prima donnas
    Yeah I do have a prima named Donna..
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