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    jjgold
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    Just Quit Painting Job

    Mother Fukker was pushing me too hard

    We had words and I walked.

    Now what??? New pussy pad

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    Untied
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    Male gigolo?

    Just turn your sweatpants around.

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    Jayvegas420
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    must feel liberating. find some pussy to pay for your pad

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    ParlayininHTown
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    Good job, JJ. Way to be your own man and stand up for yourself.

    I'll have a chat with Mostyn, and we'll see what we can do for you.

    Don't call us. We'll call you.

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    King Mayan
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    JJ get back to work you lazy fukk..

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    Ratpack
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    sperm bank or ask for a raise at sbr

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    jjgold
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    roosterlicker

    Still can do electric work or camera work


    Thank God picking winners

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    Auto Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    must feel liberating. find some pussy to pay for your pad
    seriously Jay, JJ's a bad ass, but he doesn't have your big pimpin' style..... I say scrap pimpin, and let him work as a bouncer at Michael Sam's favorite night club. We can bank by setting up live webcam feeds on a ppv website that simply focus on his interaction with the club's clientele as the "come" and go!!!!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-12-14 at 11:12 AM. Reason: JJ to fahg clientele: "COME AT ME, BRO!!!!!"

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    stealthyburrito
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    Evicted by october.

    Hard to find a good paying job in this economy.

    Let's face it corbin you have no real skills.

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    Monitor-Tan
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    Did you tell him you don't need the abuse cuz u got a new pussy pad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    roosterlicker

    Still can do electric work or camera work


    Thank God picking winners
    Do whatever it takes, can't let go of pussy pad.

    Electric work = stealing copper wire
    Camera work = nude model at Comm.College

    You still on Miami tonight?

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    Auto Donk
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    jj, just remember the words of wisdom that IronRapistMikeTyson once gave Charlie Sheen, "When the money goes, so does the hoes!"

    you need cash to keep the pussy in that pad, and the pussy on ur 'stache!

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    minet123
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    nonsense and not 1st shift JJ
    another SBR intern JJ fill in thread
    (1st shift jj does not use punctuation in his threads)

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    Proud of ya..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratpack View Post
    sperm bank or ask for a raise at sbr
    who in their right mind would want his sperm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swaggy P View Post
    who in their right mind would want his sperm?
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    doesnt a "pussy pad" actually need vaginas on the premises?

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    Stand outside of Home Depot.

    Stand outside any bar with a rainbow flag.

    Incorporate the Cargo Cult type of lifestyle and watch the goods come flowing to you.

    Ask Opie for a loan.

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    jjgold
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    Strange not working

    I am bored

    Should I beg boss form job back??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Should I beg boss form job back??

    No... room in TJ still available for you

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    King Mayan
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    JJ move to Vegas... You'll get 65k+ With benefits if you can paint and wallpaper.. Be a man..
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mother Fukker was pushing me too hard

    We had words and I walked.

    Now what??? New pussy pad
    "Hello, my name is Micheal Jack"; welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?

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    I remember a couple years ago when times were really tough for Corbin.....


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    Jayvegas420
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    Times weren't that tough. Look at that head of hair!

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    move down to mom's new place in Florida...

    weather is nice there...

    learn to surf....

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    So the clown rents an apartment then quits his job...omg you can't make this shit up...you live in fantasy world??? lay off the pipe there corbon...

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    Killer_Demo
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    JJ back to the gloryhole booth

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mother Fukker was pushing me too hard

    We had words and I walked.

    Now what??? New pussy pad
    That big day yesterday went to your head uh?

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    jjgold
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    I am sure there are other guys looking for top painters me

    I have breathing room because rent paid for 3 months

    Now as long as I pick winners things will be good

    If I was good enough I would go pro gambler

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am sure there are other guys looking for top painters me

    I have breathing room because rent paid for 3 months

    Now as long as I pick winners things will be good

    If I was good enough I would go pro gambler

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    Doughboy22
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    Truck guy?

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    Now that Michael Sam has been drafted by the Rams, he may be needing an "assistant"
    You could always submit your phone skills video as part of your resume. I'm sure your familiarity with alternative lifestyles would come in "handy"

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    Go down Home Depot with the other day laborers.

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    jjgold
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doughboy22 View Post
    Truck guy?
    Doughy no trucks...I will sell you my van even though it runs like a lion it gets the job done

    3k FIRM

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    Why are you wearing a rug while you paint?

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