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    Holy Friday...Your A Jerkoff If You Bet Tomorrow


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    -400 you post spreadsheet tomorrow

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    You're

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    -400 you post spreadsheet tomorrow
    LOL

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    It's Good Friday, today is Holy Thursday.

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    here's an important fact you didn't learn in your 65 years of existence jj, there's no fukking jesus christ.
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    why are you a jerk off if you bet tomorrow?

    betting is not a sin.

    Half of us probably have to work tomorrow as well.

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    Seaweed correct but you know what I mean

    WORLD RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY

    Vegas39..ha ha ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    here's an important fact you didn't learn in your 65 years of existence jj, there's no fukking jesus christ.

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    going to be wearing your holy sweatsuite?
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    Im an atheist. Ill be betting for sure.

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    coacher what if i make my friday bets tonight

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    See this thread has def been made by SBR Jonelyn.

    if you are a christian... you are a christian 365 days a year, not just on holidays.

    show me where in the bible it says gambling is a sin.

    now i'm not talking about betting away money that you need to support your family but gambling is a job to some people. Some people look at this, the same way others look at the stock market.

    Almost every decision we make in life is a gamble to some degree.

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    1st shift JJ is Jewish

    Whatever Fill in JJ this is get your story straight

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    Was wondering where Easter was, maybe I can get 5 bucks from gramma to make some bets now.

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    InTheDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
    1st shift JJ is Jewish

    Whatever Fill in JJ this is get your story straight
    also right in the middle of passover

    i have no idea what passover means to the jews though

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    Next year for Lent I'm giving up gambling.

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    the next shift jj will be looking for hot plays tomorrow

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    Its actually a holy

    I would think if we bet most of us will get destroyed for sinning

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    JJ thats the anniversary of Casting Lots....have to have a play or two or three

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    History will be made as horse racing takes place for the first time in the UK on Good Friday

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    Quote Originally Posted by trytrytry View Post
    History will be made as horse racing takes place for the first time in the UK on Good Friday
    I did not know that, I wonder why??

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    MABY HE IS COKED UP

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do you say that on Christmas?

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    ISTORY: Lingfield Park will be the first racecourse in history to race on Good Friday





    WHETHER YOU’RE a sports fan looking for some action this Good Friday, a parent wanting to keep your little ones entertained or just want a fun day out with friends, then look no further than tomorrow’s All Weather Championships Finals at Lingfield Park (Apr 18).
    Staged for the first time ever, there’s a brilliant card of seven races, and a host of other attractions on the day.
    Be part of history
    Lingfield Park will be the first racecourse in history to race on Good Friday when it stages the All-Weather Championships Finals day.
    With a cool £1m in prize money on offer it’s the richest all-weather race meeting in Europe and the eighth most valuable day in Great Britain so expect a quality cast of horses and jockeys to take to the track.
    Star-studded
    Some of the country’s leading Flat jockeys will be turning out for the day including former champion jockey, Ryan Moore.
    From a famous racing family, his father Gary and brother Jamie hit the headlines last month when becoming the first father/son combination to win the Champion Chase at Cheltenham.
    A multiple winner of big races such as the Derby, Ryan has some leading rides to look forward to on the day including Grandeur in the £200,000 Coral Easter Classic Middle Distance race.
    The day kicks off with an apprentice race where you’ll be able to see the stars of the future battle it out for the £50,000 prize.
    Kids go free
    Children under 16 go free at each of Great Britain’s 58 racecourses all year round and at Lingfield that’s extended to under 18s, making it brilliant value for families.
    There’s loads of on-the-day activities including biscuit decorating with Sam’s Kitchen and the chance to get a certificate and prize for kids who successfully help Young Hooves Mascot, Archie, on his ‘secret mission’.
    Plus, there will be the Kids Love the Races roadshow where there’s the chance to try on some jockey silks, weigh in with a real saddle and find out why horses don’t just eat grass.
    Kids can also try out their riding skills on a horse simulator and meet a retired racehorse at the course.
    Easy to get to
    Lingfield has its own train station making it easy to get to from London, with trains taking just over 30 minutes from London Victoria.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    here's an important fact you didn't learn in your 65 years of existence jj, there's no fukking jesus christ.
    doesnt matter what your beliefs are, but if others want to believe it, let them be. Your statement is the worst thing I've ever seen anyone post since I've been here and theres been a lot of stupid shit. Go fukk yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    doesnt matter what your beliefs are, but if others want to believe it, let them be. Your statement is the worst thing I've ever seen anyone post since I've been here and theres been a lot of stupid shit. Go fukk yourself.
    Also, denying Jesus Christ existed is moronic. You can argue about what his life meant, but they started renumbering the years after his life!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    And your a jerkoff even if you dont bet tommorow so whats your point baldy


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    Take the Diamondbacks tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post

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    It's okay jj. I believe in a forgiving Lord.

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    JJ, you know Jesus would not want you or any of us to judge another man and label him as a "jerkoff."

    Focus on you.

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    Jj is catholic

    I tried telling people but the sheep think he's jewish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robber View Post
    Jj is catholic

    I tried telling people but the sheep think he's jewish
    he's 1/2 catholic
    and the point is that 1st shift JJ did not make this thread
    "Holy" Friday is a term used South of the Rio Grande in the 4th world rat holes that are allowed to exist because the US state dept allows them to

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