[stevenash]

I'll say it again, how this guy still has a union card is beyond me.
Oh, I know, because he can throw left handed, I cry myself to sleep every night because I was born right handed.

WTF was Texas thinking, "yeah, we'll sign this hamburger, what could possibly go wrong?"

Longoria actually did Fatty a favor by knocking him out of the game with that line drive screamer off his ankle or he might have given up ten runs.

If I catch any of you betting this hamburger I'll have to hurt you.

Pitchers	IP	H	R	ER	BB	SO	HR	PC-ST	ERA
J Saunders	3.2	6	5	4	3	4	1	89-48	9.82

Nice WH/IP there tubby, 2.45, not quite your weight, but close.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I thought you meant this Fat Joe

[Justin3587]

I'll say it again, how this guy still has a union card is beyond me.
Oh, I know, because he can throw left handed, I cry myself to sleep every night because I was born right handed.

WTF was Texas thinking, "yeah, we'll sign this hamburger, what could possibly go wrong?"

Longoria actually did Fatty a favor by knocking him out of the game with that line drive screamer off his ankle or he might have given up ten runs.

If I catch any of you betting this hamburger I'll have to hurt you.

Pitchers	IP	H	R	ER	BB	SO	HR	PC-ST	ERA
J Saunders	3.2	6	5	4	3	4	1	89-48	9.82

Nice WH/IP there tubby, 2.45, not quite your weight, but close.

I agree. The problem I have though is that every time I fade the piece of hot garbage he always smokes me. FML.

[gauchojake]

Do the rockaway! Now lean back.

[stevenash]

Do the rockaway! Now lean back.

Said my niggaz don't dance we just pull up our pants

[Cuse0323]

[opie1988]

Cavalry is on the way.

Yu is back tomorrow. Colby should join us next week. Harrison should be here within a few weeks.

[No coincidences]

How did I not notice this yesterday?

[daneblazer]

Cavalry is on the way.

Yu is back tomorrow. Colby should join us next week. Harrison should be here within a few weeks.

Not sure how that's a good thing

[opie1988]

Not sure how that's a good thing

He won 14 games in 2011, and followed that up with an 18 win campaign in 2012.

I'll take that any day.

[bigtymer56]

I got excited...thought this was about Joe Blanton.

Has anybody signed him? An alert needs to go up if he ever makes it back to the majors.

[daneblazer]

He won 14 games in 2011, and followed that up with an 18 win campaign in 2012.

I'll take that any day.

Always thought he was smoke and mirrors. He's struggling with injuries now...which isn't his fault...and when he comes back he'll be a shell of his former self. Though I guess if he can log 5-6 IP a game that's all you can ask for...

[BennyBigNuts]

Fat Joe Blanton, not Saunders.

[ccc111ccc]

He's terrible

[Donkeys2012]

Fat Joe Blanton, not Saunders.

Joe Saunders is terrible but not fat.

Blanton is fat and terrible think OP must be confused.

[Killer_Demo]

Fat Joe Blaton fattened up alot of SBR users pocket$ damn I miss fading that fat slob

[Emancipator]

I agree. The problem I have though is that every time I fade the piece of hot garbage he always smokes me. FML.

Fade him after a good game.

[stevenash]

Fat Joe Blanton, not Saunders.

Sorry 220 lbs with a beer gut is svelte.

And now he wants to be called the pitcher that formerly was called Fatty Joe Blanton, he's down to 230 or so now.
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/20...e-of-his-life/

[bigtymer56]

Sorry 220 lbs with a beer gut is svelte.

And now he wants to be called the pitcher that formerly was called Fatty Joe Blanton, he's down to 230 or so now.
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/20...e-of-his-life/

He says he didn’t try to lose weight. “It just happened.”

Fuking classic.

[daneblazer]

Joe Saunders (ankle) could take Robbie Ross' spot in the rotation next week.

Saunders is making a rehab start with Triple-A Round Rock on Thursday, possibly putting him in line to rejoin the Rangers' rotation on May 20. The lefty could also be an option to replace Martin Perez (elbow), who could be headed to the DL. Saunders has been out since early April with a stress fracture in his left ankle.

[daneblazer]

He's back today

[b1slickguy]

He's back today

On national hamburger day, nonetheless.

[konck]

He won 14 games in 2011, and followed that up with an 18 win campaign in 2012.

I'll take that any day.

Resumes cant pitch mlb is what have you done for me lately
Only Terry Collins thinks resumes can play

Last year Saunders was 11-16 5.26 ERA but they hit for a 311 avg against him as you get older it doesnt get better

[konck]

What really amazes me is what they pay washed out players because of what they did 5 years ago

look at the Mets
Granderbay 60 mill 4 years ......last year he hit 229 oh you say he was injured ok the year before 230 with a butt load of Ks
Chris Young 7 mill this year he is hitting only 202 and they say he will break out of his slump....ummm he hit 200 in 378 abs last year
what slump???? He is 2 pts higher guy never goes over 235

[konck]

Sorry 220 lbs with a beer gut is svelte.

And now he wants to be called the pitcher that formerly was called Fatty Joe Blanton, he's down to 230 or so now.
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/20...e-of-his-life/

Stevie 6'3'' 220 is not a fat guy
Now Butthola Colon at 4'2'' 490 lbs thats a fat burrito eating pig

[Big Bear]

Fat Joe Blanton, not Saunders.

exactly. Thats what i thought when i opened the thread.

Joe Saunders may be washed up but he is def not fat.

[easyliving]

do we lay the juice against him tonight? I 'm tempted to take the RL @+170 as well.

[laclippers504]

I thought you meant this Fat Joe

So did I lol.

[konck]

I think the White Sox have a guy pitching tonight much worse than Saunders but the Clev pitcher suks to

[daneblazer]

I'd just like to say, Bartolo Colon is fat

[Big Bear]

I thought you meant this Fat Joe

Ashanti is en fuego.


Joe is back on the da bump today Nashy