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    Why are soccer players' legs so fragile?

    Every time one of these guys hits the grass they are grasping their ankle or knee, writhing in pain.

    Can you imagine if these guys tried to play American football or rugby? Their legs would snap.

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    Daggler Nooooooooooooooooooo

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    Half the players have rainbow stickers in their car windows pal..
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Every time one of these guys hits the grass they are grasping their ankle or knee, writhing in pain.

    Can you imagine if these guys tried to play American football or rugby? Their legs would snap.
    Cause normally they're bent over in those areas after hours

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    at this extremely high level the tackles can be pretty ferocious

    a guy 6'3" 235 comes in full run studs up at your ankles first minute of the match sets a precedent for the game

    we always wore little shinnies in school you get kicked anyway

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    Here's your answer, DDD!...


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    Not use to the contact and impact

    Soccer players are well conditioned but soft

    This is not AFL or Rugby

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    Soccer is completely feminine and dwarfs the NBA in the rigged category.

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    Ask Adrian Peterson and Derrick Rose about fragile legs. They wrote the book on fragile legs.

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    most soccer guys soft and/ or gay though yes

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    Actually hurts a lot to get kicked in the ankle by someone with cleats on. But yes they make a show of it to get calls.

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    Lmaoooo

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