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    Welcome To My Betting Thread. Goal: Turn $100 into $500 By April Fools Day

    Kevin101, thanks for the advice and direction.

    I will post plays that only I believe will generate a profit.

    Units will be $15 to start.

    First play posted in 20 Minutes

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    Seaweed, take lightning, b hawks.

    Two team parlay for 15$

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    Saer Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    what are the odds of seaweed abandoning this thread in less than 10 days?

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    Clips 1st quarter all in

    then you go from there

    tomorrow you pop it to 250... you're feeling good and hit 300 by the end of the night

    you're on a roll now... you hit 400 next night

    600 the night after

    eventually you have built it up to 1,000

    then something goes terribly bad... and you end up chasing to try and get back to where you were before or to start the day

    and you end up at ZERO

    good job! you are one of us, a degenerate gambler
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    Saer whats the play?

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    After much analysis here is the play

    OKC/Phoenix First Half Over 112 @+116

    Risk: 15 dollars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Kevin101, thanks for the advice and direction.

    I will post plays that only I believe will generate a profit.

    Units will be $15 to start.

    First play posted in 20 Minutes
    Dude, how about getting a job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leetreaper View Post
    Dude, how about getting a job?
    I'll pretend I didn't read that

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    good luck Seaweed, I think you are awesome
    Last edited by Chi_archie; 03-06-14 at 07:28 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leetreaper View Post
    Dude, how about getting a job?
    Be nice. Saer has to take care of granny. That is more important

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    Smoke gets it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Kevin101, thanks for the advice and direction.

    I will post plays that only I believe will generate a profit.

    Units will be $15 to start.

    First play posted in 20 Minutes
    A fellow Canadian in need of help and direction - No Problem.

    Good Luck Saer.

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    Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I'll pretend I didn't read that
    Well u shouldnt because your a hopeless gambler who will never win. Its like your the only person who doesn't realise this...

    Sorry but sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind and if you take that advice you'll end up thanking me.

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    This is how you start a journey to 500 dollars, coming out of the gate firing with confidence. I am not going to lie, I did not arrive at this strategic bet alone. My best friend Alfred came to visit us and gave me some very good pointers.

    Tomorrow I will be looking to add another ingridient to this delicious recipe for success.

    Shout-out to Opie, the Giant and James D too

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    Love how all the pessimists dissapear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    what are the odds of seaweed abandoning this thread in less than 10 days?
    About the same as you abandoning your NHL thread.
    Sorry...."JJ's" NHL thread.
    What are the odds Sear claims to make 6 figures trading currencies?

    If he hits $500 in 10 days you should promise to disappear for a while.
    Might be good for ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Love how all the pessimists dissapear
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    About the same as you abandoning your NHL thread.
    Sorry...."JJ's" NHL thread.
    What are the odds Sear claims to make 6 figures trading currencies?

    If he hits $500 in 10 days you should promise to disappear for a while.
    Might be good for ya!

    Or take rocket up on challenge oh never mind jay you have no balls

    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Since you wanna talk about it, let's do this:
    You show me one proof of me scamming or lying and I'll leave this forum for good. If you come back here empty handed, which I have no doubt you will, you would need to apologize to me, quietly pack your bags and then GTFO ...say, until next Christmas.


    how's that sound Jay?


    Since you've been running your mouth here already for sometime, you must have something on me, so I'm sure you not gonna have a problem with accepting this simple challenge.


    ...and one more thing Jay, if you do NOT accept this challenge, you'll forever be known here as a fukking lying cuntt and you'll be trolled on every fukking post you make here going forward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    About the same as you abandoning your NHL thread.
    Sorry...."JJ's" NHL thread.
    What are the odds Sear claims to make 6 figures trading currencies?

    If he hits $500 in 10 days you should promise to disappear for a while.
    Might be good for ya!
    hey lo life, how about you respond to a little challenge from two days ago

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...l#post21306898

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Or take rocket up on challenge oh never mind jay you have no balls
    you read my mind

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    Never in doubt saer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post


    Or take rocket up on challenge oh never mind jay you have no balls
    Oh look, Mrs Rocket has run to her husband's defense. What a twist!

    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post

    hey lo life, how about you respond to a little challenge from two days ago

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...l#post21306898
    Yeah, I'm gonna spend days investigating you. Invest hours of my life to prove what JJ already has done?
    C'mon Rocker, what's with all the animosity lately? I understand why you're upset about JJ posting that information about you but, what I don't understand is where you got the impression that I would let you determine when & why I will leave SBR.
    You nothing invested in this site anymore. You don't make picks, you're not a pro. If you want to continue your bro-mance with 39 you can add him on Facebook & poke each other all week long.
    You're unraveling here bud. Maybe you should take a break. Just a suggestion.

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    Rocket, what has happened to you? It's sad to see.

    Nice call, seaweed. Good luck reaching your goal.

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    As predicted broke ass jay has no nut sack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Oh look, Mrs Rocket has run to her husband's defense. What a twist!



    Yeah, I'm gonna spend days investigating you. Invest hours of my life to prove what JJ already has done?
    C'mon Rocker, what's with all the animosity lately? I understand why you're upset about JJ posting that information about you but, what I don't understand is where you got the impression that I would let you determine when & why I will leave SBR.
    You nothing invested in this site anymore. You don't make picks, you're not a pro. If you want to continue your bro-mance with 39 you can add him on Facebook & poke each other all week long.
    You're unraveling here bud. Maybe you should take a break. Just a suggestion.
    so in other words you're lying little cuntt with zero proof of me doing anything wrong here

    case closed

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Rocket, what has happened to you? It's sad to see.

    Nice call, seaweed. Good luck reaching your goal.
    sad to see what? trolling your retarded friend Seaweed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    what are the odds of seaweed abandoning this thread in less than 10 days?
    Its dead tomorrow...this kid is just an embarassment to himself and the forum...

    He craves attention by trying to start a gambling thread and he cant gamble...

    Then when he loses he post worthless threads about usless shit...and everybody knows....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Its dead tomorrow...this kid is just an embarassment to himself and the forum...

    He craves attention by trying to start a gambling thread and he cant gamble...

    Then when he loses he post worthless threads about usless shit...and everybody knows....
    Booya, I already lost count of his $100 to 1000...50 to 500...20 to 10K threads
    The only difference between those threads is the amount that he wants to win, but the outcome is always the same

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    so in other words you're lying little cuntt with zero proof of me doing anything wrong here

    case closed
    The proof is in your posts.
    You lost your when JJ exposed you.
    You couldnt let it go for days.
    No one who claims to be as wealthy as you has the time to post as much as you.
    You're just making a goof of yourself this year.
    I'm not trolling you & I'm not trying to embarrass you. I'm just trying to give you good advice.
    Take the advice if you want or continue to expose yourself on an online gambling forum.
    Besides your wife, very few members care anymore.

    Most of us are here to see what Sear does this week, not to read your drivel.

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    Here's a quick lesson for some of you newbies to SBR.
    Do you want to know how to really get under the skin of posters like Booya, Coochy, Rocket & 39?
    Do you wanna know what bothers them the most?
    NO RESPONSE.
    There's a reason these guys troll threads 20 hours a day. They need your reaction. They need attention.
    I don't and never will use the ignore button because, when you do, you miss the melt downs. Like the one one Rocket is working through this month.
    This might be one of the greatest collapses in SBR history. Rivaling even DJDestroyer & Lakerboy humiliations!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    The proof is in your posts.
    You lost your when JJ exposed you.
    You couldnt let it go for days.
    No one who claims to be as wealthy as you has the time to post as much as you.
    You're just making a goof of yourself this year.
    I'm not trolling you & I'm not trying to embarrass you. I'm just trying to give you good advice.
    Take the advice if you want or continue to expose yourself on an online gambling forum.
    Besides your wife, very few members care anymore.

    Most of us are here to see what Sear does this week, not to read your drivel.
    I lost my shit over a fake address that I have on file here? Just think about it for a second.
    All I wanted to know who gave him that info - a pretty simple request, don't you think?

    And speaking about wealth...how the fukk a dumpster diving broke fukk like you can even comprehend what is it like to work for yourself and have so much free time on your hands? Explain to me how you do that, if you never experienced that yourself?

    How a broke dikk with no job can embarrass someone who was self employed for close to 10 years now?


    am I missing something here Jay?

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    No jay this is easily the biggest sbr failure



    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...702-vegas.html

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