Neighbor on the right....
Here's the back story:
Last week we got hit w/ about half a foot of snow. Being the nice neighbor that I am, I ran the snow blower to both the left and right side neighbors. Walk way & driveway, took me a few hours but no big deal.
The day after my left side neighbor drops me off a 30pk of bud light ().....Sitting on the porch this morning w/ my local newspaper was a $5 gift card to Starbucks attached with a note: "Thanks for the snow removal neighbor!!"
$5 gift card
The fukk is that gonna get me at that yuppie coffee house?? A half a fukkin scone
Here's to you neighbor on the right, have fun diggin' out next storm, Prick