1. 12-25-13 08:24 PM #1
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    To my atheist buddies

    Know why Christ's birthday is, and always will be, the most celebrated day on earth?

    Because Jesus actually was the son of God. God played the pre flop and flop perfectly. Maintaining doubt while advancing His agenda. Do not feel guilty in the slightest for your many doubts. After all, that was the plan.

    Hope everyone had a great Christmas and said a happy birthday to Jesus Christ the only son of God.
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  2. 12-25-13 08:28 PM #2
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    But Jesus was born in the spring
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  3. 12-25-13 08:36 PM #3
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    I wouldn't dare be a atheist because if your wrong u made the biggest mastake any person could
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  4. 12-25-13 08:39 PM #4
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    I'll have what you are smoking...
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  5. 12-25-13 08:41 PM #5
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    Upside down kingdom would be hard to believe. It's do unbelievable it has to be true!

    Walker consider giving cuse a pro membership

    Maybe a 100 game capping challenge. He can pick 58 out of 100 spreads
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  6. 12-25-13 09:03 PM #6
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  7. 12-25-13 09:08 PM #7
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    http://www.ucg.org/bible-faq/when-wa...-christmas-day
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  8. 12-25-13 10:23 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by bruins35 View Post
    I wouldn't dare be a atheist because if your wrong u made the biggest mastake any person could
    Pretty much the ultimate wager.
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  9. 12-25-13 10:28 PM #9
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    Pascal's
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  10. 12-25-13 10:36 PM #10
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    More fake Jesus...lmaooooooo

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  11. 12-25-13 10:36 PM #11
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    If you don't believe flying pink unicorns rule the world..,,
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  12. 12-25-13 10:38 PM #12
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    Blow me religious bumfuck
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  13. 12-25-13 10:38 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robber View Post
    But Jesus was born in the spring
    Wrong

    was in fall

    Sep.29th to be exact
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  14. 12-25-13 10:41 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Wrong

    was in fall

    Sep.29th to be exact
    Wrong Paula

    Not sept 29
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  15. 12-25-13 10:44 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robber View Post
    Wrong Paula

    Not sept 29


    The Shepherd's Chapel ✞ September 29th: The Birthday of Jesus Christ
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  16. 12-25-13 10:47 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by aggieshawn View Post
    Pretty much the ultimate wager.
    like going all in on raptors vs heat
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  17. 12-25-13 10:47 PM #17
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  18. 12-25-13 10:48 PM #18
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    Paula didn't do her research on this one

    But everyone agrees Jesus wasn't born in the winter
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  19. 12-25-13 10:51 PM #19
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    All religions have good things to offer. God is God.

    Im hindu and celebrate christmas huge.
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  20. 12-25-13 10:52 PM #20
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    Actual conception=Dec.25th

    Actual birth=Sep.29th
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  21. 12-25-13 10:53 PM #21
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    Not conceived in December

    Not born in september
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  22. 12-25-13 11:07 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robber View Post
    Pascal's
    This is interesting. Gotta love a mathematician's take on religious belief and salvation.
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  23. 12-25-13 11:12 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by JuicedUp View Post


    pretty chart but a complete fabrication
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  24. 12-25-13 11:21 PM #24
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    Hey OP, who needs fact when you have belief?
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  25. 12-25-13 11:22 PM #25
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    Praise Him and John Walker, one in the same.
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  26. 12-25-13 11:26 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Know why Christ's birthday is, and always will be, the most celebrated day on earth?

    Because Jesus actually was the son of God. God played the pre flop and flop perfectly. Maintaining doubt while advancing His agenda. Do not feel guilty in the slightest for your many doubts. After all, that was the plan.

    Hope everyone had a great Christmas and said a happy birthday to Jesus Christ the only son of God.
    Have faith, pal
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  27. 12-25-13 11:29 PM #27
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    Didn't Jesus throw the money changers out of the temple?
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  28. 12-25-13 11:38 PM #28
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  29. 12-26-13 12:30 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by JuicedUp View Post


    I don't know a single Christian who pushes as hard to convert people to Christianity, as atheists push to try to prove God and Jesus don't exist.

    I am a proud Christian and it always blows me away how damn hard you atheists work to pull stuff like this chart out of the depths of the internet.

    I'll believe in God and Jesus and you can believe that they don't exist, but I am an american and you "don't tread on me" with your atheistic non-beliefs.
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  30. 12-26-13 12:34 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robber View Post
    But Jesus was born in the spring
    Thank u brother
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  31. 12-26-13 12:34 AM #31
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    saloon this shit.
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  32. 12-26-13 12:37 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblebuttluv View Post
    I don't know a single Christian who pushes as hard to convert people to Christianity, as atheists push to try to prove God and Jesus don't exist.

    I am a proud Christian and it always blows me away how damn hard you atheists work to pull stuff like this chart out of the depths of the internet.

    I'll believe in God and Jesus and you can believe that they don't exist, but I am an american and you "don't tread on me" with your atheistic non-beliefs.
    True to an extent. Some religious folk will push their beliefs but back off if you express your disinterest, atheists do seem to have an elitist attitude. I believe in what I believe and don't care what anyone else does. These are things that should be kept to one's self.
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  33. 12-26-13 12:39 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblebuttluv View Post
    I don't know a single Christian who pushes as hard to convert people to Christianity, as atheists push to try to prove God and Jesus don't exist.

    I am a proud Christian and it always blows me away how damn hard you atheists work to pull stuff like this chart out of the depths of the internet.

    I'll believe in God and Jesus and you can believe that they don't exist, but I am an american and you "don't tread on me" with your atheistic non-beliefs.
    Who exactly is treading on you?
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  34. 12-26-13 12:47 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    True to an extent. Some religious folk will push their beliefs but back off if you express your disinterest, atheists do seem to have an elitist attitude. I believe in what I believe and don't care what anyone else does. These are things that should be kept to one's self.
    Amen!
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  35. 12-26-13 12:47 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by laclippers504 View Post
    Thank u brother
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