1. #36
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    Why didnt I find this forum years ago. We are all the same. All of you are so fukkin awesome.

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    Is there anyway I can be your bookie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Is there anyway I can be your bookie?
    Sure, offer better lines than 5dimes and no payout fees and I'll welcome you with open arms. You can even come to my house on Sunday and bbq with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ck7 View Post
    Sure, offer better lines than 5dimes and no payout fees and I'll welcome you with open arms. You can even come to my house on Sunday and bbq with me.
    I'd offer you a whole point anyway on any of your wagers, especially if you maintain betting teasers and parlays.

    But, alas, that is against the forum rules.

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    CK7 dont be a fukkin quitter man

    We do not like them

    If you quit gambling you will quit everything in your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    CK7 dont be a fukkin quitter man

    We do not like them

    If you quit gambling you will quit everything in your life
    JJ believe me I dont like the idea either. But nights last last night when I drop 5 bills are painful and I question if I need to quit

    I dont seem to have the ability to place small bets

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    Quote Originally Posted by ck7 View Post
    Sure, offer better lines than 5dimes and no payout fees and I'll welcome you with open arms. You can even come to my house on Sunday and bbq with me.

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    This is pathetic

    Guy will lose this parlay in a day or two, the sting from last night will wear off by then and he'll reload on Friday

    Admit it guy .. Deep down there's a part of you that enjoys losing

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    i do $2.50 10 team teasers all the time... low risk high reward

    my buddy put a nickel on a BUNCH of 16 team teasers and actually won over $500 and change one time

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    Threw in Indiana Hoosiers +15 today

    214065778-1 12/3/13 12:10am $50.32 $53.03 Open 25 Team Parlay
    Pending 12/3/13 7:35pm NBA Basketball 504 Miami Heat -1 -700* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Detroit Pistons
    Pending 12/3/13 10:35pm NBA Basketball 516 Golden State Warriors -1 -410* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Toronto Raptors
    12/3/13 12:19am Pending 12/8/13 4:05pm NFL Football 150 Denver Broncos -750* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Tennessee Titans
    12/3/13 2:08pm Pending 12/3/13 9:00pm College Basketball 530 BYU -3750* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> North Texas
    12/3/13 2:08pm Pending 12/3/13 9:00pm College Basketball 532 Arizona -2500* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Texas Tech
    12/3/13 4:54pm Pending 12/3/13 7:15pm College Basketball 521 Indiana U +15 -525* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Syracuse

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post

    Admit it guy .. Deep down there's a part of you that enjoys losing
    As insane as this sounds I have wondered before if there is some validity to this

    Why? I have no idea

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    I hit this 20 team parlay

    195800772-1* 9/14/13 8:59am $2.31 $6.59* $8.90 Win 20 Team Parlay
    Win 9/14/13 1:00pm College Football 112 Rutgers -5000* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Eastern Michigan
    Win 9/14/13 12:00pm College Football 113 Stanford -10000* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Army
    Win 9/14/13 12:00pm College Football 116 West Virginia -60000* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Georgia State
    Win 9/14/13 12:00pm College Football 117 Louisville -700* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Kentucky
    Win 9/14/13 12:00pm College Football 122 Michigan -45000* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Akron
    Win 9/14/13 12:00pm College Football 125 Virginia Tech -330* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> East Carolina
    Win 9/14/13 12:30pm College Football 130 Pittsburgh U -1600* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> New Mexico
    Win 9/14/13 3:30pm College Football 138 Florida State -30000* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Nevada
    Win 9/14/13 3:30pm College Football 144 Oregon -5500* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Tennessee
    Win 9/14/13 3:00pm College Football 148 USC -525* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Boston College
    Win 9/14/13 3:30pm College Football 151 Alabama -340* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Texas A&M
    Win 9/14/13 5:00pm College Football 153 Northern Illinois -5700* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Idaho
    Win 9/14/13 12:20pm College Football 166 Arkansas -2000* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Southern Mississippi
    Win 9/14/13 12:00pm College Football 170 Oklahoma -3000* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Tulsa
    Win 9/14/13 7:00pm College Football 171 Ohio State -550* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> California
    Win 9/14/13 7:00pm College Football 174 Kansas State -45000* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Massachusetts
    Win 9/14/13 7:00pm College Football 180 LSU -36000* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Kent State
    Win 9/14/13 8:00pm College Football 181 Notre Dame -1100* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Purdue
    Win 9/14/13 9:00pm College Football 186 Northwestern -8500* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Western Michigan
    Win 9/14/13 10:30pm College Football 188 Arizona -3000* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Texas San Antonio

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    This is pathetic

    Guy will lose this parlay in a day or two, the sting from last night will wear off by then and he'll reload on Friday

    Admit it guy .. Deep down there's a part of you that enjoys losing
    nobody enjoys losing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    nobody enjoys losing.
    Looking good Bearer.

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    Hippo are baggy jeans still in style or is this the 90's?

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    214065778-1 12/3/13 12:10am $50.32 $65.95 Open 25 Team Parlay
    Pending 12/3/13 7:35pm NBA Basketball 504 Miami Heat -1 -700* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Detroit Pistons
    Pending 12/3/13 10:35pm NBA Basketball 516 Golden State Warriors -1 -410* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Toronto Raptors
    12/3/13 12:19am Pending 12/8/13 4:05pm NFL Football 150 Denver Broncos -750* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Tennessee Titans
    12/3/13 2:08pm Pending 12/3/13 9:00pm College Basketball 530 BYU -3750* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> North Texas
    12/3/13 2:08pm Pending 12/3/13 9:00pm College Basketball 532 Arizona -2500* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Texas Tech
    12/3/13 4:54pm Pending 12/3/13 7:15pm College Basketball 521 Indiana U +15 -525* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Syracuse
    12/3/13 5:49pm Pending 12/3/13 11:00pm College Basketball 546 UCLA -800* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Cal Santa Barbara

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    5dimes threatening to rape already

    Indiana is down 7 early wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by andywend View Post
    Why do people continue to bet parlays buying an obscene amount of points?

    You're paying "vig" on every 1/2 point you buy so if you're placing a 25 team parlay and buying 9 points a game, you're paying 450 vigs.

    If luck is on your side and you actually hit the damn thing, the payout winds up being about 10% of what it really should be.

    CK7, you're just giving the books your money by doing this and if buying so many points is your "MO", then you're best off quitting gambling forever.
    This

    The Heat were -600 and if they win by 1 point u still get a win instead of a push. The Warriors are currently -340 not the -410 for the -1 that you played. I don't mind playing these for fun, but at least wait until the MLs are posted by book before adding them to your parlay.

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    Mia look like cooked lol gl

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    rofl the heat might just end it today

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    Miami does this a lot and just turns it on to win in the 4th, still though I think this parlay busts tonight

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    Why do people act like betting straight bets against the spread is profitable? Lets see one persons account history who continuously wins betting spreads.

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    Syracuse loosening their belts too

    This is unreal

    Am I cursed

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    Basketball is the most dumbest sport to bet on.

    (Yes I do bet it from time to time)

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    I am sure of two things, you won't quit gambling and you won't hit a 25 team parlay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordVodka View Post
    I am sure of two things, you won't quit gambling and you won't hit a 25 team parlay.
    way to go out on a limb

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    Syracuse up 21 now

    Gaped yet again

    Gaped beyond reason, beyond conscience.

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    Heat 9-1 at home getting mauled by a dogshit team at home by 17




    I give up. This shit is a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ck7 View Post
    way to go out on a limb
    I'm not being a dick. I hope you get back all the money you've lost but c'mon man, a 25 team parlay is not a good strategy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordVodka View Post
    I'm not being a dick. I hope you get back all the money you've lost but c'mon man, a 25 team parlay is not a good strategy.
    What do you think I should have done with the last 50 bucks in my account? What would you have done?

    I thought I would be able to pick some damn ML's... Im even struggling to pick a winner on the ML right now. Just insane.

    How the hell do you pull out of this when it seems like every bet you place is a horrifying beat

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    Quote Originally Posted by ck7 View Post
    What do you think I should have done with the last 50 bucks in my account? What would you have done?

    I thought I would be able to pick some damn ML's... Im even struggling to pick a winner on the ML right now. Just insane.

    How the hell do you pull out of this when it seems like every bet you place is a horrifying beat
    I could have swore i mentioned a 10 team 10 point teaser would have been a better idea. (ties reduce)

    pays +675 if no tie.

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    Indiana lost by 17.... another horrific beat.

    The syracuse point guard threw an alley oop to his buddy in cold blood and cost me my wager.

    I wouldnt wish this misery on my worst enemy

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevin101 View Post
    I could have swore i mentioned a 10 team 10 point teaser would have been a better idea. (ties reduce)

    pays +675 if no tie.
    Ok lets say I would have done a 3 team 10 pt teaser

    I prolly would have taken Indiana and lost anyway

    Not to mention even if I hit that, what then.. I wake up with 84 and change in the account tomorrow after I been betting 300 a wager...

    just demoralizing

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    I will hold you

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    Gaped beyond recognition, beyond reconciliation.

    Should I reload on Friday boys?

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