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    Varlamov Charged by Denver DA Domestic Assault on Girlfriend

    She also accused him of dragging her by her hair and telling her that he would have beaten her more if they had been in Russia, authorities said



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    In russia you can get away with almost anything

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    in Soviet Russia 10,000 women are battered every year

    Rocket still eats his plain

    too soon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    In russia you can get away with almost anything
    you can't get away with this shit in Russia...but you can certainly make it seem like a lesser offense...plus the punishment will be minimal if any at all...

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    In China its the man's right to beat his woman. Encouraged to some degree

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    in Soviet Russia 10,000 women are battered every year

    Rocket still eats his plain

    too soon?
    it's a worldwide problem Manny Mang...if you ask me the fukks who fight with women need to do some time

    ...some bitches really provoke this shit, but the guys gotta have a self control no matter what.

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    it's a shame but the days of the strong pimp hand are over

    fukkin twitter

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    Quote Originally Posted by aznbluff View Post
    In China its the man's right to beat his woman. Encouraged to some degree
    this story is almost as sad as your hairdo bro....jk

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    He'd be free in Vancouver as those pussies never fight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    it's a worldwide problem Manny Mang...if you ask me the fukks who fight with women need to do some time

    ...some bitches really provoke this shit, but the guys gotta have a self control no matter what.
    i know Rocket you are right should not joke i just can't believe it happens so much

    i could never imagine putting my hands on a woman though i find it absurd

    about 10 years ago i turned a drunk chick down for a BJ tried to be cool about it in front of her friends

    she fukkin unloaded on me punched me hard in the face saw stars actually

    i calmly excused myself and left

    EVERY ONE of her friends wants to fukk me to this day because of it

    the girl is now my animals' veterinarian

    i nevr called her out on it and she has been cool ever since


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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    i know Rocket you are right should not joke i just can't believe it happens so much

    i could never imagine putting my hands on a woman though i find it absurd

    about 10 years ago i turned a drunk chick down for a BJ tried to be cool about it in front of her friends

    she fukkin unloaded on me punched me hard in the face saw stars actually

    i calmly excused myself and left

    EVERY ONE of her friends wants to fukk me to this day because of it

    the girl is now my animals' veterinarian

    i nevr called her out on it and she has been cool ever since

    Manny there is a high possibility that she's now blowing your dogs...that love thing as you know, a very tricky thing...the fire might disappear for a while, but the smoke is always there
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    oh no you didn't Rocket!!!!!!!

    trying to catch my breath here



    lucky dogs

    heard she can suck a peach through a tennis racquet

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    oh no you didn't Rocket!!!!!!!

    trying to catch my breath here



    lucky dogs

    heard she can suck a peach through a tennis racquet

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    Women put up with shit like this, but a nice guy like me can't get anywhere.

    I just don't get it.

    I'll never get it.

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    Parlor confidence is everyhting with the ladies

    Parlor look at Mr. Walker guy is a straight pimp

    married a chick old enough to be his granddaughter ffs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Women put up with shit like this, but a nice guy like me can't get anywhere.

    I just don't get it.

    I'll never get it.
    Parlayin get out of your shoe box and go look for women...

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    Parlor do you live in Houston?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Women put up with shit like this, but a nice guy like me can't get anywhere.

    I just don't get it.

    I'll never get it.

    assuming they may be reluctant toke a date for a Friday on chance you may kill self day before

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Parlayin get out of your shoe box and go look for women...
    OK. I will go out tomorrow night, but early. I don't want to be out too late. Have to spend time capping losers for A-League and Sunday morning EPL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    OK. I will go out tomorrow night, but early. I don't want to be out too late. Have to spend time capping losers for A-League and Sunday morning EPL.
    you have to post two pictures here from the places you went to...I wanna see the scenery

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    Parlor we are going to get you laid skin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    you have to post two pictures here from the places you went to...I wanna see the scenery
    10-4 Rocket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Parlor we are going to get you laid skin

    Do the right thing John . Offer odds in SBR book

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Do the right thing John . Offer odds in SBR book

    I have absolutely no problem with this. In fact, I think that's a great idea.

    Lots of juice on "NO" though.

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    Parlor rub a little fried okra behind your ears before you go out tomorrow night

    Parlor thr bigger girls will be all over you like 2 coats of paint ese

    Parlor manny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty


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    should be auto 5 years in jail

    problem then goes away

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    Manny, that would smell awful.

    Manny, I'm not that big or strong of a guy.

    Manny, I have to be able to breath.

    Manny, I don't want to wind up on the news: "Man dies during intercourse with fat girl who has strange okra fetish."

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    Parlor when you get there scan the club for the biggest dumpster fire you can find

    Parlor she will be down for whatever so tell her you would love to give her a lift home later

    Parlor with the pressure off you will be free to trade up to lazy eye chick or donkey kick girl

    Parlor you're welcome of course


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    Manny, what do you mean by "donkey kick" girl?

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    Manny, what the fukk, man?

    Forget I asked.

    Please remove that photo.

    Goodness, Manny, now I'm going to wake up in a cold sweat several times tonight.

    "The horror ... The horror ..."

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    Business as usual folks...

    DENVER (AP) -- Prosecutors said Friday that they are dropping a domestic violence case against Colorado Avalanche goalie Semyon Varlamov because they have new information leading them to believe they couldn't win a conviction.
    Varlamov was arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault after his girlfriend told police he knocked her down with a kick, stomped on her chest and dragged her by her hair at their apartment on Oct. 30.
    The girlfriend, Evgeniya Vavrinyukat, also accused him of telling her that he would have beaten her more if they had been in Russia, where he is from, authorities said.
    Lynn Kimbrough, a spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney's Office, declined to offer specifics on the new information that led prosecutors to drop the case. She said it surfaced from additional interviews with witnesses.
    ''This is not an indication that we didn't believe our victim,'' Kimbrough said. ''It is ... simply not having the ability to prove it.''
    Vavrinyukat's attorney, Robert Abrams, had no comment, his office said.
    Varlamov's attorney, Saskia Jordan, called the decision ''a just result'' and said Varlamov was pleased.
    Jordan said Varlamov thanked the Avalanche, their fans and the Russian Federation for their support. A spokesman for the Avalanche declined to comment Friday.
    Varlamov, 25, has been free on $5,000 bond and has been traveling and playing with the team. He could have faced a sentence ranging from probation to two years in jail if convicted.
    He is 16-8 with a 2.37 goals-against average this season.

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    I'll shank that puto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Lynn Kimbrough, a spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney's Office, declined to offer specifics on the new information that led prosecutors to drop the case. She said it surfaced from additional interviews with witnesses.
    ''This is not an indication that we didn't believe our victim,'' Kimbrough said. ''It is ... simply not having the ability to prove it.''

    Varlamov opened his checkbook.

    Excellent move.

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