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    gauchojake
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    Kind of Bummed

    Was supposed to be at the Fresneck St game tonight. Kids ruin everything. I would have made a vid with killer demo.

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    Kids are the worst.

    This is why I got a vasectomy when I was 15.

    I saw the future, pal.

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    Each kid is basically a $200,000 gambling debt

    That's why I only fuk hookers.
    Also I don't not use covers so it feels like a real girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Kids are the worst.

    This is why I gave seaweed a vasectomy when He was 15.

    I saw the future, pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Kids are the worst.

    This is why I got a vasectomy when I was 15.

    I saw the future, pal.
    My kids really aren't the problem

    My buddy Joe who works for FSU impregnated my wifes friend and she had the kid later than expected

    OPK - Other peoples kids

    oh well

    I look on the bright side...I didn't have to drive to Fresno

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    I love penis, I'll never have kids.
    I don't judge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    don't judge my gay relationship with seaweed
    This could go on for a very long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    This could go on for a very long time, but luckily I have to get my makeup on for the gay parade tomorrow morning. I'm the grand marshal this year.
    Congratulations, man. I know it's been a long time coming.

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    my ass literally smells like Fresno

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    Cheer up, gaucho.

    At least you're not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Cheer up, gaucho.

    At least you're not me.
    I'm good. My ass just smells.

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