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    The Giant
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    Do you wish you could gamble like Brock Landers?

    I've got to admit, sometimes I'm a little jealous.

    I'm kind of nitty with my bankroll, usually firing away at 2% to 5%. Rarely any higher.

    Brock, on the other hand, sends it in. No regard to losing, it's not in his vocabulary. He reminds me of a fast-tempo offense with no defensive scheme. Just pushes all his chips into the middle of the table and hopes for the best.

    His highs and lows must be off the charts.

    A true professional. Brock Landers.

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    Kind of?

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    Giant, do you dream about Brock?

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    Brock has like a 500k roll

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    The Giant
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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerhead View Post
    Giant, do you dream about Brock?
    Yes, and he's usually naked.

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    Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday I search the college and pro football betting boards in hopes of finding one of Brock Lander's rubberband plays or any play for that matter. Not only does he lose 70-75% of his selections but many of them are -300 and higher selections. This is not meant to be offensive as it doesn't really matter if you win or lose as long as you do it consistently and he loses with amazing consistency. He has made a lot of money for a lot of different people including myself.

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    Andy is very appreciative of Brock.

    Good to hear.

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    brock landers meets 95% of sociopath checklist including reckless gambling with little concerns for others

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    The Giant
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    What is your percentage, Tony?

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    Guy makes bets I'd wet myself making. Looking to put $1500 on a single game this next week, haven't done any research and no idea which game yet but I'm already getting nervous about it.

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    tg i feel empathy. thats why im not in prison

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    If I gambled like Landers, I'd be too broke to gamble like Landers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Guy makes bets I'd wet myself making. Looking to put $1500 on a single game this next week, haven't done any research and no idea which game yet but I'm already getting nervous about it.
    You have a little bit of Brock in you.

    Probably about two inches.

    errr... I know you're going to Vegas for a 24-hour stint. Will the game be played in that window, or something over the weekend? Keep us posted. Good luck, pal.

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    He is a big timer

    Has a killer black leather jacket to die for

    Carries a lot of cash

    Travels

    Eats well

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    wish i was a big timer, instead i'm down $45 on the year...

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    Quote Originally Posted by broadway6 View Post
    wish i was a big timer, instead i'm down $45 on the year...
    It's not even really about the amount he gambles.

    It's more like the amount he gambles in respect to his bankroll.

    Let's say he has a $100,000 bankroll (hypothetically), and he's betting $500 here, $750 here, $1000 here, and then all of a sudden he's firing a $20,000 play. That just seems a little crazy to me.

    It would be like someone with a $1000 bankroll betting $5, $10, $15, and then firing $300. Equally crazy.

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    No. Who would want to? He could have a 1 million bank roll. The story will end the same. Anyone who thinks it won't is stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    You have a little bit of Brock in you.

    Probably about two inches.

    errr... I know you're going to Vegas for a 24-hour stint. Will the game be played in that window, or something over the weekend? Keep us posted. Good luck, pal.
    I really like LaLa against Arkansas state on Tuesday after seeing them run all over Western Kentucky. Other than that I'm looking at NHL which I know nothing other than looking at the team's record. Most likely put a bill on the Tuesday night game, maybe 2, then everything else on a weekend game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    It's not even really about the amount he gambles.

    It's more like the amount he gambles in respect to his bankroll.

    Let's say he has a $100,000 bankroll (hypothetically), and he's betting $500 here, $750 here, $1000 here, and then all of a sudden he's firing a $20,000 play. That just seems a little crazy to me.

    It would be like someone with a $1000 bankroll betting $5, $10, $15, and then firing $300. Equally crazy.

    Brock is a baller... finds winners and pounds them like JJ does his ducky

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    I couldn't even imagine sweating out five figures on that horrific bet he made today.

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    Brock does not sweat
    Cool as ice

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    Landers wins dot com.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I've got to admit, sometimes I'm a little jealous.

    I'm kind of nitty with my bankroll, usually firing away at 2% to 5%. Rarely any higher.

    Brock, on the other hand, sends it in. No regard to losing, it's not in his vocabulary. He reminds me of a fast-tempo offense with no defensive scheme. Just pushes all his chips into the middle of the table and hopes for the best.

    His highs and lows must be off the charts.

    A true professional. Brock Landers.
    yeah hes SBR's big money bettor

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    i bet eric sets up google alerts for "brock landers"

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    Brock is sharpest guy at sbr
    He proves it all the time and backs up his bets with real tickets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Yes, and he's usually naked.

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    He isn't afraid to fail, Smokey.

    Brock has ice water running through his veins.

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    What's he look like naked?

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    The Giant
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    One word: Delicious.

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    Giant I had a weird dream last night

    I will PM it to you

    Keep it classified

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    wait The Giant is a pole smoker?!?!?!?!

    when did this happen?

    who the fukk is eric?

    wtf is going on here????

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    I'm all man, Manny.

    However, are you telling me you wouldn't do a little experimenting with the Brockster???




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    its my dream

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    C'Mon Man

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    Thread took weird turn

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