1. 10-14-13 05:54 AM #1
    jjgold
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    Is anyone else shellshocked

    I had devastating losses yesterday I counted many with wins in my ledgers and when I woke up today I thought I won with Detroit tigers I snuck much more money on it then I reported on my spreadsheet

    I wish I could meet a girl and fall in love
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  2. 10-14-13 05:55 AM #2
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    JJ how is a gambling legend like u still available???
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  3. 10-14-13 05:58 AM #3
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    Ups and downs of gambling teams in boston had the lucky horseshoe out
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  4. 10-14-13 06:11 AM #4
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    Two bail-out games tonight... Get a street loan
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  5. 10-14-13 06:14 AM #5
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    shell shocked
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  6. 10-14-13 06:41 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by YOUNGBUCK View Post
    JJ how is a gambling legend like u still available???
    Broke and bald just to start....
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  7. 10-14-13 06:49 AM #7
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    JJ thinks he's an expert
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  8. 10-14-13 06:53 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by YOUNGBUCK View Post
    JJ how is a gambling legend like u still available???
    Son nobody wants a guy 5-4, 270 pounds, bald, with a red tail and broke

    GAME OVER
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  9. 10-14-13 06:57 AM #9
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    Only from the baseball game where I went to seep leading 5-1 in 7th with Scherzer pitching. I was on right side of Brady Miracle.
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  10. 10-14-13 07:03 AM #10
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    LT your fukkin CHARMED
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  11. 10-14-13 07:08 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    LT your fukkin CHARMED
    Apparently HALF-Charmed, I went to bed thinking I had a winning day counting Tigers, turned out to be small loss.
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  12. 10-14-13 07:09 AM #12
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    jj , you need to get back to your roots... Those happy days! Remember throwing bazooka joe gum to the kids even after a small win?
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  13. 10-14-13 07:33 AM #13
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    didnt wake up til halftime of the 4pm games, didnt bet at all
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  14. 10-14-13 07:35 AM #14
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    jj do like the guy did in the show low winter sun fall in love with a prostitute those foreign girls who need a green card will fall in love with you REAL quick plus you can get 20 k for it if you marry them so you get the best of both worlds a girl who will sleep with you plus a new bankroll look into it
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  15. 10-14-13 07:39 AM #15
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    ratter gets it
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  16. 10-14-13 08:16 AM #16
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    got raped by tom fu brady.... just glad i laid off the tigers.
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  17. 10-14-13 08:33 AM #17
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    Anyone shell shocked is not managing their bankroll, has too many units in play and likely never put the work in, shootin from the hip and missing.

    Plays made by the Hanky persona, written by SBR for years as a dumb fukk loser/degenerate gambler, are indicative of all of the above. But Hanky is not the guy in the video or one of the 13 paid writers so he really knows better.

    Funny shit though.
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  18. 10-14-13 09:03 AM #18
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    Billy I was actually crying this morning and putting holes with my fist through the plaster walls

    You can never win with scared money which means bill money or bank money
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  19. 10-14-13 09:06 AM #19
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    Tanked bad.

    Worst week of the year.

    Glad it's over, this week is a new week.
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  20. 10-14-13 09:08 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Billy I was actually crying this morning and putting holes with my fist through the plaster walls

    You can never win with scared money which means bill money or bank money


    I rejoice when you lose!!

    Make more Romo threads, jagoff!:
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  21. 10-14-13 09:30 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Billy I was actually crying this morning and putting holes with my fist through the plaster walls

    You can never win with scared money which means bill money or bank money
    Man up, you crybaby
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  22. 10-14-13 09:33 AM #22
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    Detroit
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  23. 10-14-13 09:45 AM #23
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    Comin from the guy who made a thread last night about quite Sunday nights because everyone else losses their shirt.. come to find out, your C cups are hangin low and a little chilly this morning
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  24. 10-14-13 09:56 AM #24
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    I'm going to make some good money this yr on the Blackhawks. Using a Martingale system after any loss. Last yr i think they had a few 3 game losing streaks but not any 4. Their division is weak this yr which should help us even more. Dont go overboard with the units though, you dont want to have to be putting up more than a nickel to make back for original bets, because sometimes you are going to have to lay -170 -200 to win back original investment. I will try to keep tabs on this and make posts of what im playing. Good luck to all.
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  25. 10-14-13 10:25 AM #25
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    jj would u quit gambling if u got a gf . its in ur blood to do this
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  26. 10-14-13 10:41 AM #26
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    take a break corben. go fishing or somthing .start banging 10 dollar crackhead chicks insted of those high dollar escorts. and get ur ass back here bye thursday games
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  27. 10-14-13 11:43 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by artyfudgepacker View Post
    jj would u quit gambling if u got a gf . its in ur blood to do this
    I can't speak for JJ, but I'm a degenerate loser who would not think twice about giving up gambling for my soul mate.

    JJ needs a hug from a good woman, but he's so repulsive ... Sadly, it's just not gonna happen.

    JJ, what should we do when we know women won't even look in our direction?

    JJ, is there any hope for socially inept, emotional wimps like us?

    Will we EVER feel happy?

    Nope.

    I'm just looking at the calendar now. There are far too many days on it, JJ ...
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  28. 10-14-13 11:56 AM #28
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    What??? You mean someone who has damn near 145,000 posts on a gambling forum is still single? Get the fukk outta here!
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  29. 10-14-13 12:00 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ho Le Fuk View Post
    What??? You mean someone who has damn near 145,000 posts on a gambling forum is still single? Get the fukk outta here!
    Not only single but he hasn't had sex for the last 5 years.
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  30. 10-14-13 12:04 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ho Le Fuk View Post
    What??? You mean someone who has damn near 145,000 posts on a gambling forum is still single? Get the fukk outta here!
    What is even more remarkable is a persona, written by a dozen people, with over 145,000 posts has never had a winning sheet.

    That has got to be a pile of fukkin work. If you had faded this posting handle's sheet over the last several years you would be in pretty good shape.
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  31. 10-14-13 12:07 PM #31
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    I had a pretty rough 5 hour period. Had Saints ML, they decided they didnt wanna win and handed the game to the Pats. Bet the Tigers +165 after the 1st half inning and had my last leg of a big teaser on the redskins +12 blow up after RG3 laid the ball down at the 3 yard line. #Suicidewatch
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  32. 10-14-13 12:28 PM #32
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    You guys do not have a clue

    I think if I quit gambling I could get aid 3x times a year without paying
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  33. 10-14-13 12:38 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You guys do not have a clue

    I think if I quit gambling I could get aid 3x times a year without paying
    Well log off SBR and start flirting with chicks on the street.
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  34. 10-14-13 02:03 PM #34
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    I had the tigers ML and that made me think about my life. I also had northwestern last week. Sucks for real. This can't be liffe.
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  35. 10-14-13 02:08 PM #35
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    Sounds like JJ got The Rob Ryan.

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