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    The Kraken
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    SAGE ADVICE for new SBR posters this NFL season and beyond

    Alright newbies, got some advice for you to make your time here enjoyable for both you and the SBR community.

    First, there's 6 posters that you don't want to dance with or you WILL be pushing daisies from six feet under These posters are Opie1988, TheGiant, Shari91, JJGOLD, Gritz N Gravy and BillySink. Do yoursevlves a favor and don't disrespect them. They're vets, proven winners and have much more bite than bark. You've been warned.

    The good news is if you're having a bad day and just need to beat up on the little guy to feel better about yourself or you're looking for your first forum burial, there are 5 posters that come highly recommended. A few are borderline retarded so if you picking on a retard isn't your thing, avoid the first three posters. These posters are Konck, TTWarrior, TheRifleman and FrogsRangers and PaulyPoker.

    Ok, now who to tail and who to fade. Money can be made either way but as a newbie you won't know Adam from Eve yet, so I'll give you a quick headsup. Guys to tail until you get your gamelegs beneath you, for MLB- Myself, GreenHippo, BILLYSINK, KLC, Yisman and Easyliving. Football- RudyRuetigger, Capybara and Cheme82 for props. UFC- Bigday for chalk plays, Vaughan and MD. Basketball- Myself for anything OKC Thunder related, Vyomguy, NoCoincidences, ChalkyDog and his brother MoneyLineDog. For Poker instruction, see TheGiant, D2Bets, Gummo77 and BoeingPower. For all sports related to the DFW area, Opie1988. Hockey, Deuce and El Nino are as solid as they come. Tennis- Shari91. Not sure about Soccer.

    Guys to consistently fade to make a profit. Konck and Brock Landers. Everyone else hits between 45 and 54% and fading them long term is unprofitable. These two guys are closer to 38-40% in all sports. Biggest mushes here.

    There are NO other sports betting forums. This is the only one. Do not even look for another one.

    Do not accidentally type Bet and Islands in the same post. Doing so will result in your personal information being sold to really sketchy characters in Costa Rica.

    Do not post after a game is over you were on that play. Do not bump one of your posts in which you picked a winner. It's already there. We all saw it. We don't care because we aren't tailing you.

    You MUST have a spreadsheet for respect.

    Most of all, have fun. Post pics of yourself, your gf, your wife etc... so we can get to know you.

    Last edited by The Kraken; 08-14-13 at 06:36 PM.
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    Mods

    This thread is sports related.

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    sorry to sidetrack your thread but where the fukk is Zboiz hiding? does he even still post here?

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    The Kraken
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    You're not side tracking my thread Teaser. You're always more than welcome in any of my threads.

    ZBOIZ is checking in sporadically

    Id Date Transaction From To Type Gross
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    My guess is with his work and school schedule he's just too busy to stay consistently active. He was on a heater during the NBA playoffs so I hope he can get active again.

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    Thanks Kraken

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    Itsamazing777
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    Covers.com is a sports forum, lol
    two plus 2 is a sports forum

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    Good thread, would read again. Add JohnnyBrooklyn to the NFL fades. When he and PAULYPOKER were on the same "locks" I would throw a unit on the other side just because. ColdBeerHere did a great job of listing all the morons.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...reads-p16.html
    Last edited by El Nino; 08-14-13 at 07:26 PM.

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    saloon this shit.

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    Unreal

    People would pay $100 for this info and giving it away for free.

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    Great post Krakken....I would say NCAA Football and NCAA Basketball are my best sports but I try to just find spots all around....Love making NFL spot plays as well

    Only really bet MLB Playoffs these days when it comes to baseball.....the day to day grind burns me out but I respect the guys like you, Hippo, Sinker, etc that can do it day in and day out all summer long....I tail you guys here and there for action so keep up the good work

    Koncker/Landers combo fade system cannot be beat
    Last edited by MoneyLineDawg; 08-14-13 at 11:27 PM.

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    Does big day have a banana fetish?

    just saying...


    also where does weeder fit in?

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    I've made a list. Time to reflect on my time here.

    Good shit, Kracker (no racist).

    As El Nino said, would read again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    Does big day have a banana fetish?

    just saying...


    also where does weeder fit in?




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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    Covers.com is a sports forum, lol
    two plus 2 is a sports forum
    Hey amazinglystupid.....exactly what didn't you understand about this thread?? There are NO other sports forums. Period.

    Sharpen the fukk up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Unreal

    People would pay $100 for this info and giving it away for free.
    SBR John is paying me a one time fee for this info. He values new posters a lot. Wanted me to welcome them and help them get off on the right foot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    Covers.com is a sports forum, lol
    two plus 2 is a sports forum
    Sure pal, whatever you say

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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    Does big day have a banana fetish?

    just saying...


    also where does weeder fit in?
    BIGDAY definitely likes his bananas. When we met at the bar, he pulled one out of his pocket and made it dance across the table after Phil Davis won. Kept yelling, "wrastlers rule!" It was a little embarrassing.

    Weeder is at the fukkin' kiddie table trying to color inside the lines.
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    What a post Krackles!!!

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    Good thread right here.

    The mods should think about sticking this thread at the top of every forum. I don't think you'll read a better instructional page at SBR, or anywhere on the Internet, for that matter.

    Kraken is one of our top posters here, his word will not be disputed by anyone. Well, except by maybe a few of the listed retards, but just ignore their unintelligible words, turn their helmets in the other direction, and send them on their way.

    Welcome to all newbies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    ..... maybe a few of the listed retards, but just ignore their unintelligible words, turn their helmets in the other direction, and send them on their way.
    This is an actual clip of poster Konck from the 2010 Bash.....1000% TRUE

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    This is an actual clip of poster Konck from the 2010 Bash.....1000% TRUE

    I have no reason to doubt this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post


    Not sure about Soccer.
    For soccer see Seaweed
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Sure pal, whatever you say
    They are much better because they bet money not betpoints.
    Bum.

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    You forgot Denny Green for hockey as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    This is an actual clip of poster Konck from the 2010 Bash.....1000% TRUE

    Unreal

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    Newbies another important point is to stick to the A and B rated books Less chance of a A or B book closing up shop and stiffing you than say a C or D book. Be sure to check the SBR ratings page. SBR is after all a sportsbook rating forum.


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    agree with everything except the deuce part

    guey knows less about hockey than flyers and that kid is a complete fukktart

    deuce also thinks he is law school clever but wrong again "montreal smart" basically circus clown

    creditfukked as well could not finance a snickers bar

    doubt he even owns a toothbrush

    kraken sharp but manny dreams of a world where race is not an issue and brock's name never needs mentioning again

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    Why there is no lakerboy on the fade list? He was 2-33 in the NBA playoffs -256 units.

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    Pavy do you miss me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    This is an actual clip of poster Konck from the 2010 Bash.....1000% TRUE

    Hey this is a classic SNL sketch from the early 90's with Mike Myers and Nicole Kidman. That right there, tethered to the jungle gym, is a hypoglycemic hyperactive.
    Last edited by Eddy Munny; 08-14-13 at 11:49 PM.

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    You got it all backwards douchebag

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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    You got it all backwards douchebag
    I don't think you should be calling the OP a douchebag. He's just trying to provide some helpful hints for idiots like yourself who can't figure out what a 4x rollover is on your lemonade stand bankroll.

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    I'm entering my voluntary break time before football. Leave for Vegas 3AM next thursday, will definitely get action then. Football my best sport

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    Some good sage advice:

    The sage vxp is one of the best flyrods you can buy, without dropping close to a dime. I have used my sage vxp to catch steelhead on Washington's Lewis River, while also using the same rod to delicately cast bwo's to trophy browns on Utah's provo river. GL from SBR's resident outdoor expert.

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