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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes

    My Sat night was watchig late night porn and looking out at window through a small blind

    neighbor caught me and yelled up and asked if I had a problem

    I went nuts on him

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes

    My Sat night was watchig late night porn and looking out at window through a small blind

    neighbor caught me and yelled up and asked if I had a problem

    I went nuts on him
    down here in gods country we got deer blinds

    guess you fargin yankees got wank blinds.
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    Who wants it???

    Thank God Opie is on cruise control because he toys with the other posters as far as winning this award

    Prick you will never win because you do not have what it takes and you do not play MY GAME

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    I wonder if I can buy it again?

    Coach, what's this month's price?

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    JJ, I hope you have improved the standard gift basket for POTM since the last time you were in charge...




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  6. #41
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    fuk you bigday

    Roader nice photo there, you got everything


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    I vote for JJ, just for coming back

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    Quote Originally Posted by robzilla View Post
    I should be gambler of the month for july. I went on a 17-0 streak, and won 65% of my games.
    That is an amazing run. Keep up the good work there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    JJ, I hope you have improved the standard gift basket for POTM since the last time you were in charge...





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    tripper unarale

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    Could be a dark horse
    Could be a rich guy
    Could be a guy that does the right thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Could be a dark horse
    Could be a rich guy
    Could be a guy that does the right thing
    Could it be a guey with a big rooster?

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    Anyone sends me sex vids with their girl scores points with me

    Of course posting works well

    vids ok

    winners ok

    forum etiquette ok

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    JJ, when I'm in Vegas in two weeks should I get just one hooker or two. Would recording myself asking the card flippers on the street to show up with a camera to film it seal the deal for me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    JJ, when I'm in Vegas in two weeks should I get just one hooker or two. Would recording myself asking the card flippers on the street to show up with a camera to film it seal the deal for me?
    hipper do you want corbin to have a cardiac arrest? ???

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    Yes, yes I do.

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    I want sex vids

    Zeta sends them to me all the time although he does not post much to win the award

    Hippo the pressure on man although you have to have a solid month posting too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I used to think that as well.

    But then I was there for the birth of my daughter.....

    and I'm telling you there is no greater feeling that a guy can ever experience.

    I can't stress enough to..
    Has she hit the teen years?? See your doctor early Smoke you'll likely need it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madison View Post
    Has she hit the teen years?? See your doctor early Smoke you'll likely need it.
    No not yet and you are probably right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    No not yet and you are probably right
    Rough ride for bout 4 years. Somewhere around 13-17 or so. Mine took me out to dinner circa 19 and apologized. You've been forewarned.

    Enjoy the ride!

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    u cant make this shit up
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes

    My Sat night was watchig late night porn and looking out at window through a small blind

    neighbor caught me and yelled up and asked if I had a problem

    I went nuts on him

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    well thank god u only got one smoke .i got 4 girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Who wants it???


    Prick you will never win because you do not have what it takes and you do not play MY GAME
    is that some kinda pickup line ya learned from that midget bottom forum you set up?

    i gotta decline yer invite dolbin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Could it be a guey with a big rooster?
    nasher while rooster requirements might be a minor factor it's surprisingly not a key component of jjer's breakdown

    nasher I won the 2012 rooster requirement contest as voted by big day, diggity daggity do and a few others but I was unable to secure the potm

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    Quote Originally Posted by artyfudgepacker View Post
    well thank god u only got one smoke .i got 4 girls
    Arty puttin in work

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    Who will win in the battle of gnome midgets? 5'-1 1/4" JJ or 5'-1 3/8" Prick?

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    mind yer business paver

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    paver refresh my memory skippy, who was this broad again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    mind yer business paver

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    paver refresh my memory skippy, who was this broad again?


    Paver ain't never livin' that one down

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post


    Paver ain't never livin' that one down
    Paver is gettin' hammered by ThePrick here...unreal

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    Prick 1

    Pavy 0

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    Coach, good to see you bringing this award back to its past glory... Opie should get props for trying but obviously too taxing of a job when one is burdened with all the responsibilities required to maintain the West Texas metrosexual lifestyle
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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    Coach, good to see you bringing this award back to its past glory... Opie should get props for trying but obviously too taxing of a job when one is burdened with all the responsibilities required to maintain the West Texas metrosexual lifestyle
    Don't be ridiculous.

    It's EAST Texas metrosexual lifestyle.
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    Who the fuk is the chick?

    Missed something here.

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