1. 07-22-13 07:52 PM #1
    jjgold
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    You Make Fun Of Me? Huh??

    5-4
    Built like a brick ( my friends say that)
    Can fly for my age
    Can throw a football 50 yards in the air
    Batted 370 softball high arc last fall
    Landscaper
    Shoot 93 at pro course
    Dancing pro
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  2. 07-22-13 07:54 PM #2
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    got that voice like a black too!!!!!

    Crip walks with the best of them

    dips with 100 pounds chained to him
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  3. 07-22-13 07:55 PM #3
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    "high arc"
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  4. 07-22-13 07:57 PM #4
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  5. 07-22-13 08:02 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    5-4
    Built like a brick ( my friends say that)
    Can fly for my age
    Can throw a football 50 yards in the air
    Batted 370 softball high arc last fall
    Landscaper
    Shoot 93 at pro course
    Dancing pro
    friends
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  6. 07-22-13 08:11 PM #6
    Killer_Demo
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    JJ got the plug to the yayo
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  7. 07-22-13 08:47 PM #7
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    Who fukkin cares you can do any of that.


    Brother you ain't in the circus.

    You are the circus

    Get some new shit.


    thanks in advance
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  8. 07-22-13 08:59 PM #8
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    JJ, clearly your daily schedule demands respect. Clearly you're BIG TIME
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  9. 07-22-13 09:04 PM #9
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    You forgot to mention 2.5" rooster, horseshoe head, jacked up grill
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  10. 07-22-13 09:07 PM #10
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    jjer i know your game ghuey

    jjer you say you havent been laid in 14 years gueey

    jjer i saw the video of you and the latin broad hugyuey
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  11. 07-22-13 09:08 PM #11
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    Shady size does not matter
    My point is many posters cannot stack up to my stats I mentioned

    I left out capping though

    Put 65 sbr guys on a field and scouts look at me if we had a showcase
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  12. 07-22-13 09:14 PM #12
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    Hey CornBin, settle down.
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  13. 07-22-13 09:18 PM #13
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    i'm looking forward to seeing JJ's 2014 power poster combine stats.

    guy has been working on his vertical
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  14. 07-22-13 09:30 PM #14
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    I know I am not the only poster that cannot get laid
    I am a bad capper
    ugly as a fukkin duck
    guys I like all of you but when some pound me as far as looks and those sort of things I get frustrated
    Shady and Deuce have taunted me calling me Kissel and Walrus

    I ADMIT THIS

    I want others to come forward and post in this thread admitting they cannot get laid and not athletic like me

    Other wise great group of posters
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  15. 07-22-13 09:41 PM #15
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    Don't fukk with corbin guys.
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  16. 07-22-13 09:51 PM #16
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    JJgold, all i have is capping
    I never kissed a lady that wasn't related to me
    I have little money but im a superb capper and determined to get out of the slums in toronto
    I still live with my grandmother
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  17. 07-22-13 09:56 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I know I am not the only poster that cannot get laid
    I am a bad capper
    ugly as a fukkin duck
    guys I like all of you but when some pound me as far as looks and those sort of things I get frustrated
    Shady and Deuce have taunted me calling me Kissel and Walrus

    I ADMIT THIS

    I want others to come forward and post in this thread admitting they cannot get laid and not athletic like me

    Other wise great group of posters
    Everyone banged up here to some extent.

    Get some new shit Gold.
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  18. 07-22-13 10:08 PM #18
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    1.5 penis
    Bald
    Broke
    Crooked teeth
    Banged his aunt
    Got raped by gay bookie

    You are michael jack corbinhausen
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  19. 07-22-13 10:14 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    1.5 penis
    Bald
    Broke
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    Got raped by gay bookie

    You are michael jack corbinhausen
    So maybe you're not ready to replace that autographed Miles Davis poster with a framed portrait of Alexander Graham Bell
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  20. 07-22-13 10:29 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    JJgold, all i have is capping
    I never kissed a lady that wasn't related to me
    I have little money but im a superb capper and determined to get out of the slums in toronto
    I still live with my grandmother

    weeder we know
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  21. 07-22-13 10:31 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    So maybe you're not ready to replace that autographed Miles Davis poster with a framed portrait of Alexander Graham Bell
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  22. 07-23-13 12:45 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shady size does not matter
    My point is many posters cannot stack up to my stats I mentioned

    I left out capping though

    Put 65 sbr guys on a field and scouts look at me if we had a showcase

    Last sentence is my favorite
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  23. 07-23-13 09:06 AM #23
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    Jj it mite not be Ur physique stopping u from getting laid. Have u considered Ur breath?
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  24. 07-23-13 09:12 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    1.5 penis
    Bald
    Broke
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    Got raped by gay bookie

    You are michael jack corbinhausen
    My understanding it was not exactly rape. But lack of funds on the over/ under 3Q superbowl
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  25. 07-23-13 04:01 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Put 65 sbr guys on a field and scouts look at me if we had a showcase

    yes very good sentence.

    JJ, what is Walker saying about the 2013 bash?

    golf outing AND combine?

    if we don't let brent crude, Iwinyourmoney, Mug eat at all and only let other posters eat Shari sized portions I think we can still put people up for two days, and get the regular crew of hookers and that comedian guy
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  26. 07-23-13 05:00 PM #26
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    Documented 2.4 inches.
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