1. 06-25-13 07:30 AM #1
    ApricotSinner32
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    Once you realize sports are not real you are free.

    Take about 3 minutes to think about this.
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  2. 06-25-13 07:35 AM #2
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    NBA is not real and neither is Wrastlin.

    MLB is real.
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  3. 06-25-13 08:03 AM #3
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    #1 excuse for SBR posters losing a bet on anything and everything

    Guess it makes them feel better
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  4. 06-25-13 08:05 AM #4
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    the fix is in
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  5. 06-25-13 08:24 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    #1 excuse for SBR posters losing a bet on anything and everything

    Guess it makes them feel better

    I never claimed I lost because of it not being real. Try again some other time when your brain is functioning.
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  6. 06-25-13 08:41 AM #6
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    Patty fill us in
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  7. 06-25-13 08:48 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    I never claimed I lost because of it not being real. Try again some other time when your brain is functioning.
    I wasn't talking about u personally. Was an overall statement about the majority here which is very true u don't even need a brain to see that
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  8. 06-25-13 08:50 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    I never claimed I lost because of it not being real. Try again some other time when your brain is functioning.
    And he never claimed you did. Doesn't make his post any less true.
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  9. 06-25-13 08:51 AM #9
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    I dont get it
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  10. 06-25-13 10:59 AM #10
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    dolt
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  11. 06-25-13 11:28 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    Take about 3 minutoes to think about this.
    how is ur sports picks selling business going. 2 years ago u were talking going tout. I'm to take it apricot sippers. Sports picks don't have much demand
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  12. 06-25-13 11:52 AM #12
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    Go pick some figs you fukkin jerk off.
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  13. 06-25-13 11:52 AM #13
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    Deuce you fuk!
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  14. 06-25-13 12:27 PM #14
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    Obviously on bruins large last night,

    Patty busto again,

    rob a bank kid.
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  15. 06-25-13 12:43 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Obviously on bruins large last night,

    Patty busto again,

    rob a bank kid.
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  16. 06-25-13 01:18 PM #16
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    boxing and wrestling are the only sports that are fixed on a regular basis imo. other than that, its an aberration.
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  17. 06-25-13 01:26 PM #17
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    unreal pally

    venditto getting hammered

    patty call me i got a tip on the late night mlb game to get us both back to even guy
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  18. 06-25-13 01:33 PM #18
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    Ever played that game pass it on? Where the first person whispers something and it goes down the line.

    After only 10 people the original phrase/instructions/story gets distorted. So you propose that approximately 1700 NFL players, 690 NHL players, 450 NBA players and the host of other sports and their players keep their stories straight about who will win, who will lose, when a big play will be made, who will miss a shot etc?

    Sounds like you might need a new hobby.
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  19. 06-25-13 01:49 PM #19
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    Do not try and move the line, that is impossible.

    Instead... try to realize the truth:

    There is no line, it is only yourself that moves.
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  20. 06-25-13 02:44 PM #20
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    Our government and way of life is surely fixed...

    So not ruling out anything...

    Humans are quite evil...
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  21. 06-25-13 02:50 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Obviously on bruins large last night,

    Patty busto again,

    rob a bank kid.
    According to some on here, the reason to bet Boston last night was because the fix was in and the NHL wanted it's game 7. That worked out well for the tinfoil hatters didn't it....
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  22. 06-25-13 03:03 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    unreal pally

    venditto getting hammered

    patty call me i got a tip on the late night mlb game to get us both back to even guy
    zelda text me the play guey I need to get back to even too
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  23. 06-25-13 03:47 PM #23
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    Sports are not real but unfortunately money is so we will never be free.
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  24. 06-25-13 03:50 PM #24
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  25. 06-25-13 04:26 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcoloco View Post
    Great video to add
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  26. 06-25-13 04:28 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    zelda text me the play guey I need to get back to even too
    smokey ok guey

    right now we got bobbyfk at kinko's printing some data out

    i will review data when he gets home
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  27. 06-25-13 04:31 PM #27
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    Patty fax me some some winners guey
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  28. 06-25-13 04:31 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    smokey ok guey

    right now we got bobbyfk at kinko's printing some data out

    i will review data when he gets home
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  29. 06-25-13 05:30 PM #29
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    Oh to be young and impressionable

    Those were the days

    Live it up Patty. One day you'll realize it's not all one big conspiracy.

    And even if it were, it doesn't change a damn thing.

    Think about that for a few minutes.
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  30. 06-25-13 06:26 PM #30
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    anytime there is gambling assoc with sports..its bound to have an impact on the games
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  31. 06-25-13 06:29 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    smokey ok guey

    right now we got bobbyfk at kinko's printing some data out

    i will review data when he gets home
    zetaer you fukker tell bobby we're waiting for the video

    zater if he wont do it then make us a night time video of you playing on the jungle gym with some 60 year olds
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  32. 06-25-13 07:26 PM #32
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    whenever large amounts of money are at play those in control feel obligated to not leave it to chance. Think about that for a minute.
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  33. 06-25-13 07:44 PM #33
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    You're washed up. Finished. Done for. You'll never make it back to the bigs.
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  34. 06-25-13 09:31 PM #34
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    I feel like the script writers for sports are getting better.

    One of my favorite more recent stories was having that Louisville hoops guard Kevin Ware, pretend to break his leg with the bone sticking out.

    and oh how coincidental that hey wouldn't you know it, Louisville goes on to win the National Championship and that kid is there to cut some net down.

    also, alot of people think D-Rose was out all year for his ACL

    truth be told, he was in an intense acting school.

    guy doesn't know how to fall, get fouled, or whine to the refs yet.
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  35. 06-25-13 10:23 PM #35
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    3 minutes later.....

    Apricot is talking deeper here than the rest of you penetrates realize. Guey's running back and forth across a field and going nowhere isn't "real." The Lombardi trophy, the MVP's, the chase of 40/40, all hype. Fake BS to get you hooked to the programming - which is the advertisements that you mute, but usually *read* with the sound off. Or if you're especially daft, you may *enjoy* them. The "distraction" during the program to the people who matter - your owners - is actually the game that you've been convinced is the most real thing in the universe. You're a slave until you realize it isn't real. Personally, I think you're a slave even *after* that. It might be better to be aware of it, but who knows.
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