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    Vladamir Venditto in 9 months

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    Ioh man this is juicy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Did he break the streak
    If he did, it's just you and me, Goldy.

    Which one of us will crack first by committing suicide?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Did he break the streak
    Did you break your own dry spell?

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    I would not even know what to do if I had a girl in bed

    I am dead serious too
    I watch porn and guess I can go off that but my biggest issue is insertion, it always pops out of the girl no matter what I do
    I tried with this hooker of strapping myself to her so I did not come out and we still had issues. It looked stupid though
    Of course referring to escorts..not real women

    No idea how I would approach anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    my biggest issue is insertion, it always pops out of the girl no matter what I do


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    dont worry gold, hernandez is gonna break it and hes a baller. keep your head up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post


    Escorts count, JJ. I haven't hired a single whore or escort during my drought.

    I win. In reality, though, I lose.


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    wtf is an apricot sinner anyway?

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    I paid man for that
    Only way i get laid

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    Kind of a Catch 22 for guys like Patty, JJ and I when you think about it.

    I know if I got laid as much as the norm, I'd feel much better about myself.

    Yet, to get laid regularly and acquire the self-esteem boost I desperately need, I have to feel better about myself and act like I'm confident and in control.

    It's not plausible. I understand the "change your attitude" point of view, but those who offer that advice simply fail to understand that mental anguish and severe anxiety have damaged social losers like us to the point where a dispositional shift is no longer possible.

    We'll never be happy, positive and confident around women again. The drought has lasted far too long, and we're basically done for.

    At least some of us can go the JJ route and hire escorts for the occasional good time.

    I, however, am content with my right hand and massive emotional issues that eventually lead to my likely self-inflicted death.

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    Checking in from my vacation, I have about an hour online, went to Facebook chat to check in with the boys and had a talk with zeta and patty.


    let me tell u jj. Our consensus in the 3 sbr chat rooms is that we have never once seen patty ever once talk about women, he just disappears or changes the subject.

    a few think he is gay,but he says he is not,so,for now he is not, but we need proof otherwise soon.


    zeta is the one that needs help with women, we are tired of those skanks he goes out with

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Checking in from my vacation, I have about an hour online, went to Facebook chat to check in with the boys and had a talk with zeta and patty.


    let me tell u jj. Our consensus in the 3 sbr chat rooms is that we have never once seen patty ever once talk about women, he just disappears or changes the subject.

    a few think he is gay,but he says he is not,so,for now he is not, but we need proof otherwise soon.


    zeta is the one that needs help with women, we are tired of those skanks he goes out with
    When did you come back posting?

    What's the US Open Play tomorrow

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    Wow your way behind on that one l kid, too long to explain, did u not like that site across the street not the eye onOneida dont bet early matches, dont need the action or the money, will make some bets for fun later

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    You guys are funny and sad at the same time.

    What this thread lacked was advice.

    1. the size of your dick is not a number one priority with women.
    2. most women will not suck you off the night they meet you. You have to work on 'em. Frequent where they go.
    3. lower your standards. Sometimes fat is where it's at.
    4. be yourself, don't lie or bullshit.
    5. if you get to 1st base, let them show you how they want kissed. No fish lips or slobber. They won't be back if
    you can't kiss.
    6. if you do get to home plate, you have a mouth with tongue , two hands and 10 toes.
    7. if size is still a problem, there are a shit load of dead black men who would gladly give up their penis to be sewed onto you.
    8. there are dating sites on TV and the internet, sign up.
    9. watching porn is not good for anyone not in a relationship. Ever see a small penis in those movies? No.
    10. this is the big one, be self confident. Women don't want to be around whinny, woe is me, men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    You guys are funny and sad at the same time.

    What this thread lacked was advice.

    1. the size of your dick is not a number one priority with women.
    2. most women will not suck you off the night they meet you. You have to work on 'em. Frequent where they go.
    3. lower your standards. Sometimes fat is where it's at.
    4. be yourself, don't lie or bullshit.
    5. if you get to 1st base, let them show you how they want kissed. No fish lips or slobber. They won't be back if
    you can't kiss.
    6. if you do get to home plate, you have a mouth with tongue , two hands and 10 toes.
    7. if size is still a problem, there are a shit load of dead black men who would gladly give up their penis to be sewed onto you.
    8. there are dating sites on TV and the internet, sign up.
    9. watching porn is not good for anyone not in a relationship. Ever see a small penis in those movies? No.
    10. this is the big one, be self confident. Women don't want to be around whinny, woe is me, men.
    This is terrible advice.

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    coach, have you tried jelqing??

    i went from 5.35 to 7.25 inch

    if you dont know how, here is a video http://vimeo.com/58361700

    forward it to sick gambler

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