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    Wish I could do something about this club-foot. Or at least get some custom orthopedics that hide it better than this bulky black sneaker-thing.

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    Deemer is not a 10

    I have him at a 8.8

    Canuck 8.4

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    I want my hair back..

    Maybe more size on my arms..

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    sethlin you might wanna get that anus tightened up. gotta be pretty stretched out an flabby by now the men in yer life will thank you

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    I like my appearance and girls do as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    getting way too much ear and nose hair in my old age
    This. Not only in the ear but also on the edge of the lobe. Shaving it is a tricky procedure

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    i cant get my teeth as white as i would like. i have straight teeth...but i smoke and drink coffee. i use the strongest crest strips available, but it makes my teeth hurt so bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Deemer is not a 10

    I have him at a 8.8

    Canuck 8.4
    I was a rated a 9.8 by a peer of women (Best looking in high school) should be no surprise. I could probably dress a little bit nice - can't stand wearing shirt and tie to presentations and interships etc. Would rather be laid back in a fukin thermal and sweats

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    You can have a perfect set of fangs if you get a set of Veneers. 16 teeth will cost you about 18k...perfect smile tho, and stain proof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Deemer is not a 10

    I have him at a 8.8

    Canuck 8.4
    jj and his man crushes.
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    I wouldn't change anything, I'm grateful for everything i have, even if it's not perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    I was a rated a 9.8 by a peer of women (Best looking in high school) should be no surprise. I could probably dress a little bit nice - can't stand wearing shirt and tie to presentations and interships etc. Would rather be laid back in a fukin thermal and sweats
    Reemer, which High School??

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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    Reemer, which High School??
    Not reavealing my high school, your ass will find a way to stalk my life - you're infatuated enough with all my threads pal. b

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    Could stand to lose 4, maybe 5 pounds.

    Also I'm only 6.23 inches rooster. Sometimes I take my tape measure and lock it on 9 inches and wave it around just to imagine how big that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by griz View Post
    Could stand to lose 4, maybe 5 pounds.

    Also I'm only 6.23 inches rooster. Sometimes I take my tape measure and lock it on 9 inches and wave it around just to imagine how big that is.
    you can do that in 10 days. i had to lose 60lbs. thats a whole different story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    Reemer, which High School??
    St.Mary's School for Crippled Children

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    St.Mary's School for Crippled Children
    St. Hillary*

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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    You can have a perfect set of fangs if you get a set of Veneers. 16 teeth will cost you about 18k...perfect smile tho, and stain proof.
    I paid 5k for my top front four.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I guess does not apply to Big Deemer or Canuck

    Me????

    100% crooked teeth.....

    I am bald and fat but look better than 71% here

    The crooked teeth kills me in society
    I have a tiny pickle

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    Wish I was about 40 shades darker............qualify for more free shit that way.

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    I wish I was about 18" shorter so I could look Mayan in the face when I'm giving him that ass whoopin' he's got coming.
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    Opie your original hair color is jet black

    I would think that brings you down to a 6

    I picture you like dracula with your original hair color
    Why did you dye it??????????

    I would guess because your downright scary with black hair

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    PENIS TOO SHORT TO HANG

    LOOKS LIKE A GRUBWORM IN A TURTLE NECK SWEATER

    MOST TIMES IT LOOKS LIKE AN 'INNIE' INSTEAD OF AN 'OUTIE'

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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    PENIS TOO SHORT TO HANG

    LOOKS LIKE A GRUBWORM IN A TURTLE NECK SWEATER

    MOST TIMES IT LOOKS LIKE AN 'INNIE' INSTEAD OF AN 'OUTIE'
    Trim the pubes or lose some weight, turns a worm into a snake

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    St. Hillary*
    Hilary was a saint?

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    My teeth, as I have Diabetes and it's ruff on the mouth. I USED to be fat till 3 weeks ago today when I went thru a triple bypass and now am 26 lbs lighter thanks to a 1800 calorie diabetic diet, PLUS, the women love looking at my incision!
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    Not paying 17k to have straight teeth

    Its one of reasons I never smile

    Fukkin embarrassed

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    The big bump my dikk makes in front when I walk around

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    Very coarse hair. It was like trying to discover cold fusion trying to find a product that settled it down. Was really scared I had some black in me but I checked Ancestry.com and traced my blood all the way back to the boats from Europe

    Picture the opening Germania battle in the movie gladiator. My hair is like those barbarians

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    Gold I got no fukkin problem at all with your appearance.

    It's the fact that you make an appearance that bothers me.

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    too big

    debating having a reduction but John won't start a fund in the Store for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    too big

    debating having a reduction but John won't start a fund in the Store for me

    im sure a "u show em for $X" via a private link would get that paid for rather quickly. or are these guys all talk, ghosts (fake posters) and broke dikk fukks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    too big

    debating having a reduction but John won't start a fund in the Store for me
    im sure you already know this...but one of my ex's had a breast reduction. it was a very evasive surgery and she took a long time to heal. a reduction is a much bigger deal than an augmentation.

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    facial hair grows back way too fast hate shaving everyday

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    Went through a windshield about 7 years ago. Have a scar on my forehead that really should be about a million times worse, was fortunate that the ER Doc was amazing.

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