1. 05-05-09 11:03 AM #36
    AgainstAllOdds
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    Gambling makes us all sick JJ. Even the strongest of minds like Sick Gambler crack up from gambling. JJ this is not a game anymore.
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  2. 05-05-09 11:06 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Nicky my size gets in the way and things have changed since you last talked to me.

    Just look at my vids and see how angry I am, I cursed this woman and was very rude to her.

    Nicky I have changed
    i ain't calling you anymore.. i don't want you to yell at me.. i am scared of you when you yell. i want the calm jj back, like before..
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  3. 05-05-09 11:07 AM #38
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    Very true AAO

    Nicky don't worry we will talk because you are going to be on my show soon
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  4. 05-05-09 11:09 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicky santoro View Post
    i spoke to him a few times and even i fell in love with him..
    i knew you were gay!!!
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  5. 05-05-09 11:17 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by PuckOff View Post
    i knew you were gay!!!
    hey, any guy and you would have fallen in love with him on the phone. he is so sweet and mellow and listens to every word you say..

    i even came close to wacking off to his voice that day, but i held back just barely...

    he's a great guy on the phone.. but now he tells me he is mean and frustrated. i am not calling him anymore, nor will i consider wacking off to his soft voice anymore.


    unless he's really nice again..
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  6. 05-05-09 11:23 AM #41
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    Jesus JJ, that was almost too much, i can't believe the balls you got to talk to a chick like that who you don't know LOL

    That was more than impressive.
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  7. 05-05-09 11:31 AM #42
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    JJ, she is a match made in heaven for you. Cusses like a sailor and feisty. Just take her to Jenny Craig and in 3 months, she'll be perfect for ya!
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  8. 05-05-09 06:31 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Who is this broad? Robyn? Teela? Kinda sounds like Robyn.
    Deuce, the day I sound like a middle aged frau with a nasal Jersey accent is the day I stop talking forever.

    Without even knowing this woman, I guarantee that she "owns her own business" selling Yankee candles and scrapbooking supplies.
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  9. 05-05-09 06:43 PM #44
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    Robyn stop with the stereotypes

    You hicks are all the same
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  10. 05-05-09 06:49 PM #45
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    I am in fukking love with chicks with Jersey accents.
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  11. 05-05-09 09:16 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Robyn stop with the stereotypes

    You hicks are all the same
    Hicks? I am from the North. Hicks are from states like Missouri.
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  12. 05-05-09 11:16 PM #47
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    I got issues you bitch

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  13. 05-05-09 11:32 PM #48
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    Saw this earlier, EPIC

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  14. 10-22-12 12:01 AM #49
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  15. 10-22-12 02:18 AM #50
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    serious question.. is jjgold a real person or just a caricature for SBR forum purposes?
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  16. 10-22-12 03:18 AM #51
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    haha brutal
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  17. 10-22-12 03:25 AM #52
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    best line, I just love the way you delivered this:

    "I dont FUKK FAT GIRLS"

    hhahahahaha classic
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  18. 10-22-12 03:42 AM #53
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    Around 5 min mark, "I am just cutting to the chase....I don't penetrate fat girls"
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  19. 10-22-12 05:36 AM #54
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    Where's the part 3?
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  20. 10-22-12 05:52 AM #55
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    no part 3
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  21. 10-22-12 12:56 PM #56
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    That was classic, you've got some serious skills to keep her on the phone that long saying the **** you did.
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  22. 09-03-13 09:29 PM #57
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    hahahahahaha... you admitted it.
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  23. 09-03-13 10:09 PM #58
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    That was fukkking hilarious!!!!!! LMAO!!!!
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  24. 09-03-13 11:49 PM #59
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    So fukkin funny
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  25. 09-03-13 11:56 PM #60
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    Dead As A Hammer.
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  26. 09-04-13 12:19 AM #61
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    One of the classics for sure
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  27. 09-04-13 05:50 AM #62
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    Would of been fun to meet her

    Story of my life

    Strike out
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  28. 09-04-13 07:50 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by sallysnax8 View Post
    excellent job coach you still got it! "i dont fck fat girls"

    archer this part got me too!
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  29. 09-04-13 08:01 AM #64
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    I still get a kick out of this video
    Good if you need a laugh
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  30. 09-05-13 01:21 AM #65
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    I released to it.
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  31. 09-05-13 02:38 AM #66
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    sounds like a beach-whale
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  32. 09-05-13 04:10 AM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I finally got this chick, it took a while but I pulled it off!!! LOL!!!

    Check this out
    -lady- I'm just a little over weight
    -jj- I knew it. At least you admit you have a problem. That's OK.
    -lady- I don't have a fukkin problem, you have the fukkin problem.
    -jj- At least you admit it. Baby, I swear if you are just a little bit chunky when we go out, I swear I'll fukk you.
    I'll make an acception, because I usually only fukk skinny girls. But if you are a little fat I can deal with it, chunkies OK with me.
    -lady- You know what you can do, you can """"""""""""""""""""""""", goodbye.
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  33. 09-05-13 06:39 AM #68
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    Eidolon great job on transcript
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  34. 09-06-13 08:53 AM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by sallysnax8 View Post
    excellent job coach you still got it! "i dont fck fat girls"
    Sally, come back!
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