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    avril has taken time off to celebrate the suspension of that queer ozzie guillen. she knows it's bitter and spiteful but it feels good anyway.

    she is coming back with newfound clarity today.

    MILWAUKEE BREWERS -125
    avril finds it amusing that the cubs have been among the worst home teams in baseball the last couple years. 2011 39-42 at home, 2010 35-46. yet for some reason milwaukee has been a ridiculously short favorite all 4 games in this series. avril doesn't mind taking free money betting against the cubbies.

    DETROIT TIGERS -118
    avril likes being smyly.




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    ok avril is back from her voluntary leave of absence and ready to give out some winners

    no idea of her record, somewhere around .500 but i'm not going to worry about that right now

    CHICAGO WHITE SOX -140
    the white sox are red hot, and humber has pitched well the last couple starts. avril thinks the twins are already in desperation mode, with minor league journeyman cole de vries getting the start.
    avril thinks it is funny how bad the twins are.


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    avril's record before the white sox
    2-4 -4.07 units

    assuming the white sox hold on for the win, new record will be
    3-4
    -3.07 units

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    This is some seriously lame-ass fanboy shite.

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    Avril Lavigne?????


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    haters gonna hate

    thought it would make the picks a little more interesting

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    two picks today for avril


    DETROIT TIGERS -134
    smyly is a great pitcher and getting no respect here. come on it's the twins and swarzak is winless.


    NEW YORK YANKEES -136
    the bronx bombers have won 6 straight in oakland. i don't see that changing tonight now that some of the bats for the yankees have come around, and oakland's bats are silent. ross has pitched well of late, but he's not a strikeout pitcher like nova.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    haters gonna hate

    thought it would make the picks a little more interesting

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    good luck Mickey

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    thx jmobile

    i think we have 2 winners today
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    Twins suk. Fade them often and you will do very well.

    Have a great weekend pal.

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    avril had a "big day" yesterday, hitting both games with ease

    that makes 3 in a row

    ytd 5-4
    -1.07 units

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    lets get em Mike today

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    one pick today, possibly another one later

    WASHINGTON NATIONALS -121
    any time you can get strasburg at this low of a price, avril feels you should jump on it. he hasn't been pitching more than 5 or 6 innings lately, but hopefully that will change today and he can go 7 or 8. braves might be in desperation mode to break out of their 5 game losing streak so hopefully they are free swinging and striking out.


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    I facilitated good luck yesterday, Micky. Good luck today as well!

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    nats had a 4-0 lead, strasburg in some trouble 4-1 and 2 guys on as i type

    he's throwing too many pitches like usual, 29 pitches through 1 1/3

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    after taking 41 days off, avril's post-comeback record is now

    4-0
    +4.00 units

    and none of them have been close

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    avril goes for 5 in a row today

    MILWAUKEE/DODGERS OVER 7 1/2
    we have a couple of minor league pitchers going in this one, fiers (with a whopping 2 innings of major league experience) and eovaldi (who isn't terrible but wasn't expecting to be called up to pitch). avril has a feeling neither one will be throwing a no-hitter.

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    I like it

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    avril's record since comeback 4-1 +3.90 units

    2 PLAYS TODAY

    MILWAUKEE BREWERS -143

    the brewers are on a roll and ready to keep it going vs the pirates, a team they completely own in milwaukee. 2 pretty mediocre pitchers going in this one so the over could also be in play.

    SEATTLE MARINERS +120

    avril saw that brock landers has a rubber band play on the white sox. without analyzing the game she is on auto-fade.


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    Love the auto fades...











    Avril is easy sometimes, I'm sure of it.

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    i need pickwinners in here throwing points

    every time he gives 12 points all bets are winners

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    Whats the play?

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