1. 02-12-12 06:44 PM #1
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    The Most Angriest Day Of The Year For SBR Posters Feb 14th



    Every mother fukker will be here posting all night instead of out with a girl
    Valentines Day
    Nobody has a valentine here
    All banged up sick mother fukkers that are soooooooo fukkin weird
    I have a angry face on all day, chip on my shoulder

    Horse Shoe Heads
    Overweight guys
    Physcos
    Corn Diggers
    guys 6-7..129 stringbeans
    the silent killers that never leave the house
    glass house cocks
    nerds
    geeks
    arrow heads (4 strands of hair combed from back to eyebrowns (Slim Shady)
    Some good looking guys that never leave house and cannot speak in public
    isolationists


    Welcome To SBR..land of the free and land of the cannot get laid

    Mike Corbin
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  2. 02-12-12 06:53 PM #2
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    I will be at the Power Exchange at their annual party.
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  3. 02-12-12 06:58 PM #3
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    I hear there is a guy here who knows a few good hookers if you guys need. No clock watchers for you SBR !
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  4. 02-12-12 06:59 PM #4
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    I'm getting my wife some of those chocolate covered Strawberries delivered and we will prob watch a movie at home.

    I don't know if we will be bumpin and grinding at midnight or not so if I'm posting ya know what's up...lol

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  5. 02-12-12 07:01 PM #5
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    JJ just hire a hooker, way cheaper than wining and dining some chick hoping to get laid

    With a hooker you pay $200 and you know you are getting laid, no bullshit. Plus you dont have to be "romantic"
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  6. 02-12-12 07:01 PM #6
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    Ex girlfriends birthday is tomorrow

    Fukkn skank
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  7. 02-12-12 07:01 PM #7
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    I, angry on valentines day because of spending money for a made up holiday
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  8. 02-12-12 07:03 PM #8
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    Handled my obligations last night. Fukkin dinner buried me.
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  9. 02-12-12 07:04 PM #9
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    corn diggers....glass house cocks...

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  10. 02-12-12 07:15 PM #10
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    i got reservation's @ 9... $300 down the drain...
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  11. 02-12-12 07:29 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Every mother fukker will be here posting all night instead of out with a girl
    Valentines Day
    Nobody has a valentine here
    All banged up sick mother fukkers that are soooooooo fukkin weird
    I have a angry face on all day, chip on my shoulder

    Horse Shoe Heads
    Overweight guys
    Physcos
    Corn Diggers
    guys 6-7..129 stringbeans
    the silent killers that never leave the house
    glass house cocks
    nerds
    geeks
    arrow heads (4 strands of hair combed from back to eyebrowns (Slim Shady)
    Some good looking guys that never leave house and cannot speak in public
    isolationists


    Welcome To SBR..land of the free and land of the cannot get laid

    Mike Corbin
    Why not add an escort service to the SBR Store

    Or at least gift cards to the Bunny Ranch
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  12. 02-12-12 07:38 PM #12
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  13. 02-12-12 07:39 PM #13
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    i hate ******* valentines day.
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  14. 02-12-12 07:48 PM #14
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    I married a good woman; she doesn't believe in Valentine's Day. She thinks that it's stupid to have one day out of the year where we're "supposed" to show that we love each other by spending money on each other. It's all commercialism. The crowded restaurants, traffic, and inflated prices, ugh, no thank you.
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  15. 02-12-12 07:55 PM #15
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    I think I fall under the horseshoe heads and glass house cokks..
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  16. 02-12-12 08:09 PM #16
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    What in THE fukk is a corn digger??
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  17. 02-12-12 08:10 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    What in THE fukk is a corn digger??
    It means you sit around at home picking your ass all night. Finger in the butthole
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  18. 02-12-12 08:13 PM #18
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    200? for a hooker

    don't u mean Craigslist 30 mins for $60 huh ? u square children
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  19. 02-12-12 08:18 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by RawBillyIce View Post
    200? for a hooker don't u mean Craigslist 30 mins for $60 huh ? u square children
    i think they're going for the GFE....since it's valentine's day and all
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  20. 02-12-12 08:20 PM #20
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    Every valentines day since getting married has turned less into romanctic love making and more into hardcore porn type sex... thinking about getting a sex swing for her this year... already spent over $100 on some new lingerie... dinner, chocolates, flower = waste of money unless it can be parlayed with new crazy sex. I'm a horny fuk... she loves it.
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  21. 02-12-12 08:27 PM #21
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    If you got a girl ... give her something. It's her day

    If your single, fukin give some chic you dig something. Change your attitude. Maybe then you can change your BRM style too

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  22. 02-12-12 08:32 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    It means you sit around at home picking your ass all night. Finger in the butthole


    adding it to the lexicon
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  23. 02-12-12 08:34 PM #23
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    I would love to take a chick out and smoke refer on a hill and make love to her instead will be here posting
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  24. 02-12-12 08:36 PM #24
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  25. 02-12-12 08:49 PM #25
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    Call some chic and wish her a Happy Vday JJ

    better yet.... call about 15 chics

    It's all about our self-esteem ya know

    We are doing as good as we will allow ourselves too
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  26. 02-12-12 08:53 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would love to take a chick out and smoke refer on a hill and make love to her instead will be here posting
    awesome
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  27. 02-12-12 09:00 PM #27
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    Best thing to do when lonely is throw a fat ass Frozen Pizza in the oven.

    I'm a frozen pizza junkie! With x cheese and hot sauce braahahahahahahaha
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  28. 02-12-12 09:03 PM #28
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    All of us without a valentine must fit into one of JJ's categories. I had one but she's gone. I shall be a good looking guy never leaving house. Not quite but close enough in the winter.

    This is Shari's valentine to all us hermits

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  29. 02-12-12 09:04 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Every mother fukker will be here posting all night instead of out with a girl
    Valentines Day
    Nobody has a valentine here
    All banged up sick mother fukkers that are soooooooo fukkin weird
    I have a angry face on all day, chip on my shoulder

    Horse Shoe Heads
    Overweight guys
    Physcos
    Corn Diggers
    guys 6-7..129 stringbeans
    the silent killers that never leave the house
    glass house cocks
    nerds
    geeks
    arrow heads (4 strands of hair combed from back to eyebrowns (Slim Shady)
    Some good looking guys that never leave house and cannot speak in public
    isolationists


    Welcome To SBR..land of the free and land of the cannot get laid

    Mike Corbin
    pretty much says it all

    unreal
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  30. 02-12-12 09:12 PM #30
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    don't waste money on chicks
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  31. 02-12-12 09:17 PM #31
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    I love myself, so I always have a Valentine on February 14th.

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  32. 02-12-12 09:26 PM #32
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    I know one thing.... if I was single and times were slow, I'd invest in Match.com, Plenty of Fish, Yahoo, Craigslist,Erosguide, or just get drunk and walk into some bars or something.

    Most of us married folks aren't getting pu&&^ on Vday. If your single you can go out and have a steak and cigar and some good red wine, then go strip club, or club/bar and find something to Phuck and have maybe the best Vday ever. If you do get some kind of a hooker....treat her like a Queen, ya know?


    WHY DO WE TREAT QUEENS LIKE WHORES AND WHORES LIKE QUEENS???
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  33. 02-12-12 09:27 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    my mood depends on soccer and basketball
    no kidding
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  34. 02-12-12 09:33 PM #34
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    valentines wk out at the bar is like the easiest wk to get laid
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  35. 02-12-12 09:34 PM #35
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    YIN/YANG

    Married people want to have great lustful sex.

    Single people want a relationship


    Just give GOD thanks no matter what and then the chips can land where they may
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