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    It has arrived.

    How's everyone doing?

    Some will be put on suicide watch, identify posters showing symptoms and report them immediately.

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    nailed it!

    truth hurts.. but we all do need get a gf so we wont be betting everyday and looking for good plays. times like this.. u do realise money and adrelenin high aint everything in life
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Every mother fukker will be here posting all night instead of out with a girl
    Valentines Day
    Nobody has a valentine here
    All banged up sick mother fukkers that are soooooooo fukkin weird
    I have a angry face on all day, chip on my shoulder

    Horse Shoe Heads
    Overweight guys
    Physcos
    Corn Diggers
    guys 6-7..129 stringbeans
    the silent killers that never leave the house
    glass house cocks
    nerds
    geeks
    arrow heads (4 strands of hair combed from back to eyebrowns (Slim Shady)
    Some good looking guys that never leave house and cannot speak in public
    isolationists


    Welcome To SBR..land of the free and land of the cannot get laid

    Mike Corbin

  4. #74
    xxxvince
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    girls wont marry a gambler

    most of the girls hate to marry a gambler, i bet because they are scared the guy will wager her for money its like saying saying i hate to marry a doctor because he knows how to kill without trace they wont mind marrying a stock holder and property invesment broker, though its all the same morale the story..we should neva call ourself a professional gambler.,. bad rep.. should be our pt hobby or call ourself risk management consultant.
    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    jj yeah give us a little advice on how gamblers should handle valentimes day because i feel that like women reject gamblers more then any other sector of society i mean look at the forum man its like 99.912% guys or something like that

    i mean jj its sick we can all name off the top of our heads EVERY SINGLE female poster who has posted here in the last month and why?

    because theirs NO chicks who post on here because chicks hate sports betting and even chicks who like sports pretty much hate sports betting

    jj even a lot of guys here who usually have ok self esteem most of the year, this is one of the days when even those guys self esteem goes in the sh*tter pal

    of course theres guys here who do get laid or are married but most do not so jj give us a vid on how a gambler is to deal with valentimes day

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    jj yeah give us a little advice on how gamblers should handle valentimes day because i feel that like women reject gamblers more then any other sector of society i mean look at the forum man its like 99.912% guys or something like that

    i mean jj its sick we can all name off the top of our heads EVERY SINGLE female poster who has posted here in the last month and why?

    because theirs NO chicks who post on here because chicks hate sports betting and even chicks who like sports pretty much hate sports betting

    jj even a lot of guys here who usually have ok self esteem most of the year, this is one of the days when even those guys self esteem goes in the sh*tter pal

    of course theres guys here who do get laid or are married but most do not so jj give us a vid on how a gambler is to deal with valentimes day

    Yeh great post

    It hurts man..I am up ...all guys with chicks right now getting ready to fuk and give gifts
    I am home watching porn on a computer
    Restaurants loaded tonight..love making...sheet warm

    My sheets are cold as fukkin ice phone never rings

    Rejected all my life with women

    Bald men are not liked

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    If you want a woman

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    but you don't want a woman

  7. #77
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    Tony I made Valentines Day video..you will see what I want man

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    There's a reason why ppl are alone

    it themselves

    We can't change

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Tony I made Valentines Day video..you will see what I want man
    I'm sure you want a lot, but a bald joker gets nothing, usually.

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    Shady it must suck delivering newspapers in the rain , 95 degree weather, snow storms and 20 degree days
    How much do you make again?? $8 per hr???

  11. #81
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    RUG OFF today

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    jj, i heard your bf just got out of jail today, big night tonight for you getting "re-acquainted" i am sure

  13. #83
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    just checking in boyz... did the Mexican Restaurant thing and ran a store errand or 2. Now back at the homestead, seeing for the first time that the Knicks aren't doing so hot

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    JJ your still a banged up toole. have fun whacking off in the SIlver seven's alley for the 12th straight year in a row come saturday peeping out of blinds n shitt keeping your lights off

    LoSER

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    Quote Originally Posted by HolyBullsSon View Post
    JJ your still a banged up toole. have fun whacking off in the SIlver seven's alley for the 12th straight year in a row come saturday peeping out of blinds n shitt keeping your lights off

    LoSER
    Did you sign this msg as 'Loser' ?
    Why would you do that son?

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    Happy valentimes day

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Every mother fukker will be here posting all night instead of out with a girl
    Valentines Day
    Nobody has a valentine here
    All banged up sick mother fukkers that are soooooooo fukkin weird
    I have a angry face on all day, chip on my shoulder

    Horse Shoe Heads
    Overweight guys
    Physcos
    Corn Diggers
    guys 6-7..129 stringbeans
    the silent killers that never leave the house
    glass house cocks
    nerds
    geeks
    arrow heads (4 strands of hair combed from back to eyebrowns (Slim Shady)
    Some good looking guys that never leave house and cannot speak in public
    isolationists


    Welcome To SBR..land of the free and land of the cannot get laid

    Mike Corbin

    Such a good fukkin post

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    ...a better time to have the SBR bash?
    Last edited by Lookingtostart; 02-10-15 at 03:15 AM.

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    Glass house Cocks?

  20. #90
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    Fukkin Horse Shoe Heads!

  21. #91
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    Taking the other half to ascot horse racing be home in time for the sprint unlimited

    Killing 2 birds with 1 stone

  22. #92
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    I'm going to go see the Glass House Cocks at the Hard Rock this weekend. I think they're opening for Iggy Pop.

  23. #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Such a good fukkin post
    Its gold Jerry! Gold!

    The hell is a corn digger?

    Got me laughing out loud on the train...guess im in the psycho catergory.

    Just realized the guy that bumped this has 3 posts in 7 years....amazing.
    Last edited by bigtymer56; 02-10-15 at 06:32 AM.

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    I will be right here

    NOTHING CHANGES

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    fuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    fuk

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    I will be bangin my girl all night. It should be a good day

  28. #98
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    its here

    all the big timers coming in with gifts for their girls

    I have nothing but red marks on my back as I took a beating late last night from a domantrix (only $75 30 minutes)

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    I sent my gf flowers to her office yesterday with the card reading: From Big Bad Booty Daddy

  30. #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    its here

    all the big timers coming in with gifts for their girls

    I have nothing but red marks on my back as I took a beating late last night from a domantrix (only $75 30 minutes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Every mother fukker will be here posting all night instead of out with a girl
    Valentines Day
    Nobody has a valentine here
    All banged up sick mother fukkers that are soooooooo fukkin weird
    I have a angry face on all day, chip on my shoulder

    Horse Shoe Heads
    Overweight guys
    Physcos
    Corn Diggers
    guys 6-7..129 stringbeans
    the silent killers that never leave the house
    glass house cocks
    nerds
    geeks
    arrow heads (4 strands of hair combed from back to eyebrowns (Slim Shady)
    Some good looking guys that never leave house and cannot speak in public
    isolationists


    Welcome To SBR..land of the free and land of the cannot get laid

    Mike Corbin
    Dropping 4 out of five today in CBB may drive some guys right off the deep end.

  32. #102
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    But it's the Super Bowl for women.

  33. #103
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    A woman's number one deepest need is SECURITY. They want to know that their man is taking care of them. The other thing they want is to be LOVED and appreciated and HEARD. They just want to talk and you just need to listen with empathy and caring and give them the attention they desire. Communication is the KEY. And SEX begins in the mind. Most guys are too dumb and self centered, thus the problem with degenerate gamblers keeping a woman. This ain't rocket science.

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    I rented a fancy room with a hot tub, gonna take my gal out and ROCK her world! Booya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Such a good fukkin post
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