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    ZetaPsi808
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    Thanksgiving at Zeta's House

    most posters glued to tv and computer screen sweating games on holidays. sometimes it is good to take a break from the daily grind.

    grandpa talks about sports, nba lockout, etc i think aunt makes appearance as well.

    corbin i wanted to invite you to dinner but i did not have a good enough excuse to tell family members how i know you. it would be frowned upon to say you are my buddy from an internet gambling forum
    my uncle posts on forums too but only for electronics/cars/finance topics so maybe he would understand


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    Damn man...he's cool

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    how old is he

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    we will nominate it

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    rake grandpa is 84. he says...

    "this is how black people in wear their hats"
    "people in living room talk too much and sound like a radio"
    "i should turn the light off in my mom's room to save money on electric bill"


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    Zeta invite me over your house

    I want to cause trouble and you tape it

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    laura is texting you to have a threesome with her and her boyfriend.

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    zeta common you will not even know I am there

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    I need that fax machine to work cuz I have to send out "important documents" aka verification forms to sportsbooks

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneault23 View Post
    I need that fax machine to work cuz I have to send out "important documents" aka verification forms to sportsbooks


    matchbook wanted so much shit from me... driver's license, bank statement with my address on it, utility bill. like common now i am not a scammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Zeta invite me over your house

    I want to cause trouble and you tape it
    corbin ok deal. come over to for christmas eve. my whole family will be here then. most from queens and long island and talk in loud NY accents like you and me. u will fit right in. do not embarrass me and wear that same grey sweatsuit u wear in every video u fukk. wear the suit and 2 dime rug instead sou look sharp.

    i am warning you do not try and get my uncles to post up at offshore books to get more business for walker. these are traditional people and think gambling is evil and that all gamblers always lose.

    one time bobby tried to refer one of them to BetPhoenix dot com and they threw bobby in the woods behind my backyard. its a shame, i felt bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post


    matchbook wanted so much shit from me... driver's license, bank statement with my address on it, utility bill. like common now i am not a scammer.
    Haha books these days are gettn a lil crazy with their requirements.. You must send piece of paper with thumbprint to verify identity, also step in wet cement to verify shoe size/shape as well as bank statement with clear print.

    Fukk them.

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    Would be classic if I started trouble and Zeta tapes it all

    I can get on people's nerves

    Zeta you can say I work with you at the nursing home

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    grandpa is a pretty cool guy.

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    good idea corbin. how athletic are you tho?

    our family athletic events are very competitive. my cousin Luigi was named MVP of the wiffleball game b/w his starbucks store and the neighboring town's starbucks store. we are so proud of him!!

    can you play wiffleball? 2 hand touch football? post your stats here: i need 40 yard dash, vertical jump, how many yards you can throw a football, and rooster size.

    thanks pal

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    Grandpas are just cool. Mine always talks about Joe Louis, at totally random times.

    Nice vid Zeta.

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    Football is my game at this time of year

    I will fukkin hammer guys even old guys

    Zeta I Play to win

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    Your aunt was checking if you're homo

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    Zeta......I like your Grandpa very much. Much better than even you. (.....and I like you a lot.)

    Does he have an account here at SBR? I'd like to make him POTM for November.

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    zeta u funny as hell always good to be with the family around the holidays appreciate the old ones because you never know how much time you have with them

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    thanks guys. ever since i slept over his house that night we had no power in my house we have been a lot closer

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Zeta invite me over your house

    I want to cause trouble and you tape it
    ZETA: "Hey, everyone, I'd like to introduce my buddy, Michael Jack Corbin. I met him at the Turkish bath, and we've been friends since."

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    Grandpa is cool. Z, any more videos of your Uncle? Remember him rooting in that horse?

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    Zeta may be the most normal guy on SBR.

    Was your aunt trying to set u up w/ your female cousin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    most posters glued to tv and computer screen sweating games on holidays. sometimes it is good to take a break from the daily grind.

    grandpa talks about sports, nba lockout, etc i think aunt makes appearance as well.

    corbin i wanted to invite you to dinner but i did not have a good enough excuse to tell family members how i know you. it would be frowned upon to say you are my buddy from an internet gambling forum
    my uncle posts on forums too but only for electronics/cars/finance topics so maybe he would understand


    cool video

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    Did this ever happen?

    I fukkin hope it did.

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