[Nicky Santoro]

in 1988, i went with my buddies to boston for a long weekend. for those 4 days, all we ate was junk,junk and more junk.. from pizza's to mcd's, to wendy's, to KFC, back to pizza's, etc... and tons of cake, bars, etc.. i did not do a #2 for the whole 4 days, till the last day before we checked out. so i went to the can and broke a record for biggest log.. the boys were so impressed, they freaked. they'd never seen anything like it....they convinced me to leave it there for the maids to see.. i swear to god i will never forget their reaction as one by one went in there to clean the room. they'd walk in and 15 secs later, the 2 would pour out in shock like they just seen a dead person. then they'd call 2 more maids to go in and check it and same reaction 15 secs later. 5 min later, there was a gang of 18 of them outside our room discussing the event. we were in the car hiding and watching. i wish i had a camera those days to film that moment.

boys, today is a proud day in the santoro residence. i am happy to say that after 23 yrs, today, i broke that record from 1988 in that boston motel.. i have been on a very high fibre diet.. i was so impressed that i had to show someone.. i called the GF to show her and she smacked me so hard, i still feel it. (she was obviously jealous cause she can't compete with me).. then i went to call Ethel the old neighbor from #711 and when she saw it, she said.. "oh my" and left.. then i went to Mildred of #719, another old lady and she said... "oh dear"..but she did look impressed.. btw, lots of seniors here. it was such a proud moment for me, that i just had to show it..

so here is the question for 25 betpoints. how long in inches and cm's was my crap today? i measured it with my measuring tape, then tossed the tape in the garbage bag.. i will buy a new one monday. i need to know EXACTLY.. answer it like this.. 2.4 inches, 7.6 inches.. 11.4 inches.. i didn't make answer like this..7.385 inches, etc.. only 1 decimal point.


whoever gets it first and exactly, wins the 25 sbr poiints.

boys, this is a very proud day for nicky santoro. today, after 23 yrs, history was made..

[obamaismyuncle]

7.4 inches

[obamaismyuncle]

oh and thanks for the contest

[the_situation]

[Dirty Sanchez]

Maybe it's just me...but who in the Hell in their right mind takes a tape measure to measure their own crap? This is heading to the Saloon in a hurry

[samgurt]

the correct answer is 0" cuz the story is definitely made up

[RudyRuetigger]

9.7

[blittydeuce]

8.7 inches

[Nicky Santoro]

Maybe it's just me...but who in the Hell in their right mind takes a tape measure to measure their own crap? This is heading to the Saloon in a hurry

i've only done it 2 times in my life. in boston, and this morning. i had to do it because it was unbelievable.. this could easily have been the 8th wonder of the world.. even you would have measured it if it was you.. that's how impressive it was.

[zert]

13.2

[opie1988]

11.4

[Nicky Santoro]

oh.. and i failed to mention.. ONLY 1 guess per household.. and i will only respond IF someone gets it exactly.. no one yet has got it..

[donkdown]

12.4

[Dirty Sanchez]

i've only done it 2 times in my life. in boston, and this morning. i had to do it because it was unbelievable.. this could easily have been the 8th wonder of the world.. even you would have measured it if it was you.. that's how impressive it was.

well in that case it had to be a coiler....in the 14.3 inch range

[playersonly69]

16.9

I know that I have had many logs over 13 inches

[CreaturE]

i've only done it 2 times in my life. in boston, and this morning. i had to do it because it was unbelievable.. this could easily have been the 8th wonder of the world.. even you would have measured it if it was you.. that's how impressive it was.

Picture????

[daneault23]

14.5 inches

[Junkyard Dog]

12.8

[MickeyMan]

15.9

[iceminers26]

9.7

[onlooker]

9.9

[Ninersnut]

12.6

[beefcake]

13.7

[Dutch]

34.9 inches long.

[treece]

16.4 inches. i just took a big shit. i feel better now.

[jjgold]

Nicky I saw you in Nov and you were like 260 or os

4 inches

Nicky 25 points is like $1.50

Nicky what can I do with a $1.50?

[ACoochy]

Nicki i think ur suffering from social deprivation. Thats the only reason i can think as 2 y youd make a thread like this...Get out and talk 2 ppl man

[Kaabee]

19.3

[str]

15.8

Thanks for the contest.


Can you get Lou to give the winner a toilet bowl with a loaf in it badge for a year?

[onlooker]

Can you get Lou to give the winner a toilet bowl with a loaf in it badge for a year?

[ThaWoj]

8.3 inches

[Iceman]

15.9 inches

[Roadtrip635]

27.3"

[Nicky Santoro]

i'll be honest with you boys, when i submitted this post, i regretted it 1 min after. i told myself, what the hell kinda stupidity is this?? it is crazy and immature.. and i wanted to delete the thread cause it was stupid..i have no idea why i even did this for. it's not in my character..

however, i now can't stop laughing now. i am seeing a bunch of shut ins here trying to handicap my crap and guess how it went this morning.. lol.. it's funny thinking of grown men i don't even know trying to guess the size of my bowel movement this morning, and all for $2.. lol.

so after reading all this, i actually don't regret the thread anymore. it's actually funny seeing this..

now as for the contest, no one has really come close yet. i guess you guys are under or overestimating nicky santoro.i won't say which.. if no one gets it by midnight sun night, i will have a tiebreaker to see who gets the 25 pts. it will be some easy question.. good luck on continuing to guess how long my bowel was this morning..

[AribaAriba]

2.0