1. 05-20-11 09:41 AM #36
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    putting my tomato and pepper plants in the ground
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  2. 05-20-11 09:42 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by jgray View Post
    Many don't know this, but Jesus was Australian... We'll let you be the test case. If you're still here in 22 minutes, I recommend we don't go all in.
    Still here
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  3. 05-20-11 09:55 AM #38
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    I guess I waited too long to cash out my account, huh? Damn!
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  4. 05-20-11 10:31 AM #39
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    probably the same thing i do everyday.

    go to class, come back and jerkoff for a bit. head to local convenient store and ignore bum (he will then passively aggresively get back at me by overturning some trash cans and puking on the bridge leading to my apt)

    call police to detain said bum.

    dance around in ladies underwear for 2-3 hrs (daily exercise)

    watch the newest tosh.0 on dvr

    ignore friends texts/calls. they are douches anyway.

    and somewhere in there i have to fit in getting a haircut, haven't had one in 3 fuckin months. probably after aerobics, don't want to lose the illusion that i'm a chick.
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  5. 05-20-11 10:39 AM #40
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    Stealthy.....is your avatar from the days when you were the unheralded long lost member of Devo?

    Whip it real fukkin good for me big guy.
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  6. 05-20-11 10:45 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    Stealthy.....is your avatar from the days when you were the unheralded long lost member of Devo?

    Whip it real fukkin good for me big guy.
    nah that is the senior nurse at NYU hospital. he nursed me back to health after i was violently attacked by a group of greasers in the city.

    i owe him my cokk and balls.
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  7. 05-20-11 10:46 AM #42
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    Well I salute him too
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  8. 05-20-11 10:59 AM #43
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    Saturday at 6:00 EST is all she wrote. I think SBR owners knew this shit was coming. Why else would they sell a website that is growing and raking in the cash? Going to suck not being able to post at SBR anymore. Can't say I didn't warn you fools.
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  9. 05-20-11 11:45 AM #44
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    Emily, is it true you and pimike are sharing a bunker?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    Saturday at 6:00 EST is all she wrote. I think SBR owners knew this shit was coming. Why else would they sell a website that is growing and raking in the cash? Going to suck not being able to post at SBR anymore. Can't say I didn't warn you fools.
    SBR hasn't been sold, you fool. It was a rumor invented by people like you.

    By the way, we're in Daylight Savings Time.
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  10. 05-20-11 11:48 AM #45
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    Today is the very last time that we can say TGIF!
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  11. 05-20-11 12:10 PM #46
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    Get up

    Work

    Place some bets

    Get drunk with friends

    Go home

    Pass out



    Basically your average friday...
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  12. 05-20-11 12:43 PM #47
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    I'm just laughing at all the people who are going to die tomorrow..............and wondering where I'm going to put them all
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  13. 05-20-11 12:43 PM #48
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    People are so insane..... ...
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  14. 05-20-11 12:47 PM #49
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    We need to also get ahold of John Cusack

    But tell him not to bring his sister

    I'm sorry, she's just creepy
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  15. 05-20-11 01:10 PM #50
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    21st where I am. I wasn't one of the chosen.
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  16. 05-20-11 01:26 PM #51
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    planning on winning some money! gotta go out on a high note, right?!
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  17. 05-20-11 02:45 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDan View Post
    fuk that is today? guess im gonna have to call in and start partying, i would never forgive myself if i spent my last day working. any chance i can get a specific time this is all going down (maybe i can at least get off early).
    Get off early? You said you're calling in.


    Quote Originally Posted by donkdown View Post
    Wish yesterday was the last day on Earth I wouldn't of lost so much fcking money!! Had my worst day in yrs!! 1-6
    So you're saying you wish you were dead?

    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Since in 1hr it'll be May 21st here in Australia, I'm assuming the prophecy was according to US EST?

    EDT now

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc JS View Post
    Working, going to a wake, then going to the state high school baseball finals tonight...

    If it's the end of the world, should be a pretty good last day!
    If that's a good day, I'd hate to see your bad days.

    Quote Originally Posted by floridagolfer View Post
    I guess I waited too long to cash out my account, huh? Damn!
    I don't see what the difference is.

    Quote Originally Posted by THE HITMAN View Post
    I'm just laughing at all the people who are going to die tomorrow..............and wondering where I'm going to put them all
    Freezer is full, huh?
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  18. 05-20-11 02:47 PM #53
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    Hookers and blow..
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  19. 05-20-11 03:10 PM #54
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    Bet betpoints!!!!
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  20. 05-20-11 03:23 PM #55
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    i'm gonna try to lose my virginity
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  21. 05-20-11 04:05 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by EDDIE MONEY LINE View Post
    i'm gonna try to lose my virginity
    Give 'em hell tiger!
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  22. 05-20-11 04:32 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    Give 'em hell tiger!
    yes 2 mins and 13 secs of hell
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  23. 05-20-11 04:40 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    yes 2 mins and 13 secs of hell
    thats giving me way to much credit...i'm gonna aim for 38 seconds
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  24. 05-20-11 04:56 PM #59
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    Go throw eggs at the local church while dressed up as satan.
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  25. 05-20-11 05:28 PM #60
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    Just ordered a jack n coke. Take the edge off before the big show ends.
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  26. 05-20-11 05:30 PM #61
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    Take my unicorn for a walk
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  27. 05-20-11 05:31 PM #62
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    You should all be making plans for Sunday...doubt any us r saved
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  28. 05-20-11 05:36 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Just ordered a jack n coke. Take the edge off before the big show ends.
    You must be sittin at the del to order a jack n coke. did you have ronnie outside go and fetch you the coke to mix in with your jack?
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  29. 05-20-11 05:56 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattn3236 View Post
    You should all be making plans for Sunday...doubt any us r saved
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  30. 05-20-11 06:05 PM #65
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    Probably going to crap my pants, and then take a nice, long nap.

    Going out the same way I came in!
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  31. 05-20-11 06:09 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Going out the same way I came in!
    Screaming, naked, and covered in blood?
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  32. 05-20-11 06:11 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post

    Screaming, naked, and covered in blood?
    This sounds about right...
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  33. 05-20-11 06:28 PM #68
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    Rapturing is serious business
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  34. 05-20-11 07:10 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post

    Screaming, naked, and covered in blood?
    No, that's only at the Danzig concert.
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  35. 05-20-11 09:20 PM #70
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    i will be going to a baseball game. going to a big event like that when the rapture hits would be perfect. you can loot the bodies for shit to sell or trade for food, gas, and other essentials. also it would be all you can eat at the food venues. i will be starting up a colony at the stadium for other survivors. they will need to address me as Dear Leader and provide me with bountiful women in which to repopulate
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