Originally posted on 06/30/2015:

I have the Pirates tonight. It's like my great aunt always said, "when you got a stallion going up against a donkey, even if the donkey used to be a stallion, he's now a donkey, thereby you take the current stallion for the win, especially if the price on the stallion is close to even money." I have never forgotten that sage advice.

Good luck tonight, queers