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    Official asks Texas Rangers to help find lost Brady jersey

    Official asks Texas Rangers to help find lost Brady jersey

    AUSTIN, Texas — Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick is asking the state's top law enforcement officers to help locate Tom Brady's missing game jersey, which disappeared from the New England Patriots' locker room after the Super Bowl.

    The Republican said in a statement Monday that Brady's jersey "was stolen" after the Patriots beat the Atlanta Falcons 34-28 at Houston's NRG Stadium, and that city police were already investigating.

    Patrick said Texas places "a very high value on hospitality and football," adding: "It is important that history does not record" that Brady's jersey was stolen in the state.

    He continued: "Whoever took this jersey should turn it in" since the "Texas Rangers are on the trail."
    Brady said after the game that the jersey was missing and joked that he expects to see it soon in an online auction.


    lol...........


    Tom Brady thinks his Super Bowl LI game jersey was stolen


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    I read earlier today that the equipment manager had it.

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    I hope Yu Darvish can find it

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    50/50 chance one of the degen posters at SBR snagged it

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    I hope Yu Darvish can find it

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    Getting granny to stitch a replica right now, anyone know if Brady's had any blood on it or was torn anywhere? Granny can stitch anything.

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    Hopefully opie1988 makes himself a big fat opportunity for a sniper.

    Please God, let there be a sniper.

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    deflate gate master mind, equipment manager took it

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    But there’s another key piece of memorabilia that a star player from the game can’t find: running back James White, who set a Super Bowl record with 14 catches in the game and had three touchdowns, told the Dan Patrick Show on Tuesday that he doesn’t know where the football he scored the game-winning touchdown in overtime with is now.

    “Actually, I don’t know what I did with the football,” White told Patrick. “I left in on the ground and started running…hopefully Dave (Schoenfeld, the Patriots’ head equipment manager) has that for me in the equipment room.”

    When Patrick jokingly chastised White saying, “James, you’re supposed to save that stuff!”, the third-year back just laughed.

    “I wasn’t thinking in that moment, I was too busy sprinting down the field,” White said.


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    How the hell could someone steal the jersey. So many people there in locker room. Someone would have had to seen it.

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    lol.............

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    David Price solves the case of Tom Brady's missing Super Bowl jersey
    David Price solves the case of Tom Brady’s missing Super Bowl jersey
    Tom Brady’s missing Super Bowl jersey is the biggest mystery in the sports world – other than what happened to the Atlanta Falcons after they took a 25-point, third-quarter lead on the New England Patriots.

    An investigation into the possible jersey theft is ongoing in Texas, and it took an unexpected twist Tuesday when another Boston sports star made a shocking confession. From Red Sox lefty David Price...


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    I stole Tom Brady's super bowl jersey and I'm gonna sleep with it every night so his greatness rubs off!! Don't tell him though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Kraft's Superbowl ring.

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    I think I cracked the case Dagles.
    I Knew it was either this shifty fukk or Wahlberg

    Wahlberg had an alibi....

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    Smallwood: Patriots give the 'Sports Detectives' more work Updated: FEBRUARY 8, 2017

    Smallwood: Patriots give the 'Sports Detectives' more work

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    it is someone on the team

    I bet a black guy

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    Josh Hamilton probably smoked it.

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    Breaking News: Texas Rangers have located the suspect in a little known Houston suburb known locally as "donk land". Tom Brady will happy to know his prized jersey is safe but may be upset it was reportedly used as the guest house jizz rag. Exclusive footage of the jersey jizzer trying to evade Ranger Captain Walker:


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    not as good/thorough as they used to be.... haven't seen a Ranger all day.........

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ere-htown.html

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    Now the game ball is missing too.
    http://www.sportscollectorsdaily.com...g-james-white/

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    well, the question of whether the nsa monitors SBR is answered.....

    in the affirmative....

    Texas Rangers just left my compound after questioning me for five 1/2 hours about my thread on the issue of the stolen jersey.....

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ere-htown.html

    txaron, I hate "spoiler alerts," but I think I heard them say as I was shutting the gate to my compound behind them, that "we'll see if this guy's full of shit or not once we visit Lake Jackson"....

    you might wanna go fish the surf for about a week or two, until they stumble upon the "real" criminals.....

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    • There's a possibility jersey was simply packed away on a team equipment 28-wheeler truck after Patriots won the game, TMZ Sports reported
    • The truck, which could also have James White's game-winning football on it, is supposed to arrive in Boston and be unpacked sometime on Thursday
    • Houston Police revealed Tuesday that a reward is being offered for information

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    • There's a possibility jersey was simply packed away on a team equipment 28-wheeler truck after Patriots won the game, TMZ Sports reported
    • The truck, which could also have James White's game-winning football on it, is supposed to arrive in Boston and be unpacked sometime on Thursday
    • Houston Police revealed Tuesday that a reward is being offered for information
    I've never heard a bad ass cherry wood frame on the wall opposite my office desk referred to as a "team equipement 28-wheeler truck".....

    interesting stuff being put out.... fake news


    pretty sure brady himself is letting it go at this point, so that the real story doesn' t come out....


    whole world would shit -- and tom would never live it down -- if they new what i had to do to/for Giselle sexually for her to give that damn jersey up.....

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    Lol.......They have more law enforcement on the hunt for Brady's jersey than they had on the Bin Laden hunt.
    LOL....

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