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    Petey Wheatstraw
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    I Will Blow the Whole Forum in Alphabetical Order IF…....

    The Dallas Cowboys lose to the New York Giants on SundayOctober 19, 2014. This offer is only good for members who reply to this post.Please state your name so I can KEEP IT STRAIGHT if the most improbable happens.So if Aaron Aardvark replies, there is a likely chance he will be first inline.<o></o>
    Not jumping on the Cowboys bandwagon and realize the possibilityof a letdown or bounce, but the Cowboys should handle these midgets in theconfines of Cowboys Stadium.<o></o>
    The only thing I ask in return is to lay Petey SHITSTRAWto rest and let the rebirth of Petey Wheatstraw take place. Fair?<o></o>
    Alright everybody, LOAD up and let it fly. <o></o>

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    opie1988
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    Pete....this made me LOLZ.

    Boys should roll this Sunday, bro. No worries.

    Regardless...I'm good.

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    I/O
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    Awesome

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    I/O
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    I'm available

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    I/O
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    Don't need to know your real name

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    I/O
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    I/O
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    BTW

    call me Aaron
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    Koldazzice
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    its the NFL - beat the best team on the road then lose to a team that got shut out... I think cowboys win but certainly wouldn't be offering up bj's lol

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    GunShard
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    There was a mad rush for the username "A" after this post. Readings went off the charts with guys trying to sign up or switch handles.

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    zizoudane10
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    I/O trying to get 5, unreal
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    Checking in. I like my balls cupped too

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    El Nino
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    I/O trying to get 5, unreal
    You're just made because you're going to get sloppy 500ths.
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    hi, my name is Aahron Aaliyah, u better not spit

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    Totally confused

    Sick stuff here

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    jjgold
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    Dallas looks like a lock although would not want that pressure on me


    Rather lose 10 grande instead

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    klemopixx
    Shit just got real.
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    Is the alphabetical order by first name or last?

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    klemopixx
    Shit just got real.
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    The way the NFL has been this season, you better go to the supermarket and get some brats so you can stretch that jaw out. No one is unbeatable, especially a team led by Tony Romo! The NFL hasn't been a crapshoot, but it hasn't been steady either.

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    Smoke
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    Ok, Just dont bite it

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    Petey Wheatstraw
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    Petey Shitstraw - Viewings at 2 and 4 pm at Crapper Funeral Home.

    Interment will be private.

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    Not now shitstraw.

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    El Nino
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    Petey Shitstraw, this did not work out well for you last time. Are you still picking Ray Lewis' peanuts out of your teeth? Post #78
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...shitstraw.html

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    Petey Wheatstraw
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    Don't worry, practicing with Joey Chestnut, just in case.

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    I do love me some glory hole


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    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    Be careful,

    Some posters would go as far as taking out Dez, Tony and Demarco for a shot at anything that wasn't their hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Be careful,

    Some posters would go as far as taking out Dez, Tony and Demarco for a shot at anything that wasn't their hand.

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    crustyme
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    romo is gonna throw the game when he sees this thread.

    giants ml


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    I wonder how many guys are bi here?

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    I offer mine to Big Bear

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    MickeyMan
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    Aaaaaaron here.

    My momma misspelled my name just like James (Jameis) Winston's momma.

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Totally confused

    Sick stuff here
    Toniest wait your turn!!

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    MUHerd37
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    I'm a biggin son. Better have good gag reflexes.

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    crustyme
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    Aaaaaaron here.

    My momma misspelled my name just like James (Jameis) Winston's momma.
    whats good about being first in line if he cant find it even with a magnifying glass?

    ur hindu afterall.

    lol
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    MickeyMan
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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    whats good about being first in line if he cant find it even with a magnifying glass?

    ur hindu afterall.

    lol
    Lol....I laughed at this one crusty.

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    Does the OP spit or swallow?

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