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    Did Anybody Catch the Polish Bowl on Sunday?

    Oakland vs. New England


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    how do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

    wave

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    how do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

    wave
    Have you heard of the Polish daredevil Evel Kawolski?

    He jumps over 10 motorcycles in a school bus.

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    Did you hear about the pollock who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it he had it bronzed.
    Last edited by rocky16; 09-22-14 at 05:56 PM.

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    bring back polish jokes!

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    A Polack goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:

    C Z Y N Q S T A S Z.

    The Optometrist asks, "Can you read this?"

    "Read it?" the Polack replies, "I know the guy."

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    What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

    A new last name.

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    OK one more.


    A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good Polack joke?"

    The bartender says, "Tell you what.... I'm Polish. See those two big guys playing pool? They're Polish. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're Polish. You still want to tell your "Polack" joke?"

    The man replies, "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fukking times."
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    Have you heard of the polish firing squad?


    They stand in a circle

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    I love Polish jokes. More, please.

    Truth is, some of the top historical minds were Polish. Ever hear of Copernicus?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolaus_Copernicus

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    Poland is between Germany and Russia. Never forget that.

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    One of the highest IQ's by average of all white people...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    OK one more.


    A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good Polack joke?"

    The bartender says, "Tell you what.... I'm Polish. See those two big guys playing pool? They're Polish. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're Polish. You still want to tell your "Polack" joke?"

    The man replies, "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fukking times."

    Yes!

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    Polish posters could be here and could be offended

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    Quote Originally Posted by k13 View Post
    One of the highest IQ's by average of all white people...
    We all understand that Poland plays a huge role in politics albeit a silent one. It's all in good fun.

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    Yes Gold, lets tell bald jokes 😱😱😱😱

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    I am married to a Polack. I remind her about it everyday.

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    LT, I've reported you for you insensitivity and bullying in this thread

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    Polish airlines 87 is coming in for a landing, the pilot starts losing his shit as brings his jet to a screeching stop. He turns to his co-pilot and says "Jesus Christ, that was the shortest runway I ever landed on." His co-pilot says "It's the widest one that I ever seen."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Polish posters could be here and could be offended
    oh no just like all the black folks you probably scare off of even joining the site?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Polish posters could be here and could be offended
    In polish. Not offended. The eye doctor one killed me.

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    Any Polish jokes will result in a infraction

    A couple of guys reported this thread

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    In America, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your children are?"
    In England, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your wife is?"
    In France, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your husband is?"
    In Poland, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know what time it is?"

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    Amazing trivia. I tried to find something similar.

    Best I can do is 1990 Week 15. PIT 9 NO 6. Gary Anderson versus Morten Andersen FG fest. "Nordic" Bowl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Polish posters could be here and could be offended
    I'm 100% 2nd generation Polish-American and married my 100% Polish wife 31 years ago. Have two great kids who finished college all on scholarships. I do not find these jokes offensive as they can be interchanged with just about any ethnic or racial group and still be funny. Growing up in South Chicago you learn to be thick-skinned and not let words hurt you. With that being said,
    How many mexicans does it take to grease your car? One, but you have to hit him just right...

    How are mexicans like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em the more English you get out of them

    Why are mexicans so short? Cuz when they're kids, their moms tell 'em when they grow up, they gotta get a job...

    No offense intended to any posters, just laugh it off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by inZane View Post
    I'm 100% 2nd generation Polish-American and married my 100% Polish wife 31 years ago. Have two great kids who finished college all on scholarships. I do not find these jokes offensive as they can be interchanged with just about any ethnic or racial group and still be funny. Growing up in South Chicago you learn to be thick-skinned and not let words hurt you. With that being said,
    How many mexicans does it take to grease your car? One, but you have to hit him just right...

    How are mexicans like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em the more English you get out of them

    Why are mexicans so short? Cuz when they're kids, their moms tell 'em when they grow up, they gotta get a job...

    No offense intended to any posters, just laugh it off...
    Laugh it off indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Any Polish jokes will result in a infraction

    A couple of guys reported this thread

    Archibald Archambauldtowski approves this message!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
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    Uncle Archie!!! Where have you been all these years?


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    A telephone pole replacement company is hiring one new crew.

    An Italian crew and a Polish crew compete to see who is more productive.

    After a full days work they report back to the boss.

    The boss asks the Italian crew "how many poles did you get into the ground?"

    The Italian guy says 8 new poles.

    The boss then asks the Polish crew "how many new poles did you put in the ground?"

    The polish guy says 2.

    The boss says, Only two? The other guys did 8 !

    The Polish guy says yeah, but did you see how far out of the ground there's are sticking out?

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    That really is an amazing scoring recap. Too funny.

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    How come no black jokes??

    How come no Italian Jokes??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How come no black jokes??

    How come no Italian Jokes??
    What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?

    Neighbor.




    What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?

    White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"



    Why are Polish jokes so short?

    So all the Italians can understand them.



    How can you identify the Italian at the rooster fight?

    He's the one who bets on the duck.

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    What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

    One tips.

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    Patriots are a historically white team

    Kraft doesn't trust putting those Africans in positions of power

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    Why is doggie-style the favorite position of rednecks?

    So they can both watch nascar at the same time...

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