1. 11-09-12 12:01 PM #1
    daneblazer
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    How do you guys handle this situation?

    What do you do when you drop ass in your office or room then seconds later hear footsteps coming around the corner? Do you play it off like everything is normal? Do you keep a candle lit? If you febreeze the area, then it smells like lavender and ass.

    Anyone got a suggestion?


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  2. 11-09-12 12:03 PM #2
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    Drop ass again
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  3. 11-09-12 12:05 PM #3
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    does drop ass mean to fart or defecate?

    which one is it
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  4. 11-09-12 12:06 PM #4
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    fart

    I'm thinking you have to "cut em off at the pass" and meet them at the door.
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  5. 11-09-12 12:25 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    fart

    I'm thinking you have to "cut em off at the pass" and meet them at the door.
    hold that shit in if youre around people guy.
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  6. 11-09-12 12:50 PM #6
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    Ain't no fukkin way to dodge an ill timed colon flex if you are the only dude there. Don't spray the fukkin Febreeze.

    Drink the shit before work.
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  7. 11-09-12 01:00 PM #7
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    Either cut them off or:

    "[Insert annoying coworker] was just in here talking about blah, blah, blah..." That should introduce enough doubt.
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  8. 11-09-12 01:13 PM #8
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    just smoke at your desk all day.. problem solved... a hooka makes any office fun too .
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  9. 11-09-12 01:14 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    What do you do when you drop ass in your office or room then seconds later hear footsteps coming around the corner? Do you play it off like everything is normal? Do you keep a candle lit? If you febreeze the area, then it smells like lavender and ass.

    Anyone got a suggestion?
    Let's keep it real here:

    WINNERS don't drop ass.

    Only losers do.

    It's a decidedly -EV play.

    Losers also tend to "challenge" the approaching footstepper to a drop ass competition as a way to mitigate this unfortunate situation.
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  10. 11-09-12 01:15 PM #10
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    Accuse whoever walks in of doing it.
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  11. 11-09-12 01:18 PM #11
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    Work from home
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  12. 11-09-12 01:25 PM #12
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    get up,

    beat the footsteps you hear to the entryway,

    have discussion in the hallway walking toward to fake destination............
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  13. 11-09-12 01:26 PM #13
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    Sometimes it just happens Bite. After lunch at Tijuana Flatts, they just fall out sometimes. Especially once you get a little older. You think the coast is clear then someone comes marching around the corner.

    Best place to do it is probably a crowded escalator because it's nearly impossible to tell who did it. If you feel the blame may be heading your way, just look up at the person ahead of you in horror for a few seconds then tuck your head into your shoulder as if you are politely avoiding it.
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  14. 11-09-12 01:30 PM #14
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    Never bend over quickly,


    the old ass will blow every time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Sometimes it just happens Bite.
    Uh huh... I see.

    Tell me... who won the competition?

    You or footstepper?
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  16. 11-09-12 08:45 PM #16
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    Ah, everybody loves their own brand.


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  17. 11-09-12 08:55 PM #17
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    back in my younger days I used to wait until a real quiet, dramatic part of a movie and then let one rip.

    theater almost always erupted in laughter and comments
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  18. 11-09-12 09:02 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    get up,

    beat the footsteps you hear to the entryway,

    have discussion in the hallway walking toward to fake destination............
    yep
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  19. 11-09-12 09:07 PM #19
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  20. 11-09-12 09:09 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    does drop ass mean to fart or defecate?

    which one is it

    Zeta who the hell takes a shit in their own office
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  21. 11-09-12 09:11 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Never bend over quickly,


    the old ass will blow every time...
    cannot stop laughing
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  22. 11-09-12 09:21 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    back in my younger days I used to wait until a real quiet, dramatic part of a movie and then let one rip.

    theater almost always erupted in laughter and comments
    Hmmm... psychologically interesting.

    Did you do kids' parties?
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  23. 11-09-12 09:24 PM #23
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    I just roll with it.

    In my particular dept I see maybe a dozen people a day. If I'm spending 8+ hrs a day with them for months or years they'll smell my farts and vice-versa. So we develop a mutual understanding of each other's flatulence. Fart brethren, if you will.
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  24. 11-09-12 09:43 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    does drop ass mean to fart or defecate?

    which one is it
    Very good question. You are talking a 1 to 35 minute differential between the two. Fart 30 sec to minute... Shit up to 35 depending un diet. Nonetheless no one can expect the deadly until after the first sensation of burning or heat in the first push, of where or not it's going to be deadly and/or the silent kill.

    My smoking buddies recommend this:


    • Environmentally friendly product
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    • Convenient and compact for travel and storing discretely.
    • Magically removes smoke and odar
    • Estimated at 300 uses or more


    Instead of exhaling through it... line it up to your ass in need...gl




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  25. 11-10-12 10:11 AM #25
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    depends man, im the boss at my office, so i'll shit all i want really. and i do too.
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  26. 11-10-12 10:28 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    Zeta who the hell takes a shit in their own office
    http://deadspin.com/5544099/the-sadd...yline=true&s=i
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