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    Who is Tiger Woods?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Who is Tiger Woods?
    Porn star with a big wood

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Porn star with a big wood
    And powerful balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Porn star with a big wood
    Tony stay away from wood

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    Powerful Balls & you get an average looking skier.


    Deflated Balls & you get a Super model.


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    He cannot deal with the huge fall from grace, I think he will not play anymore and retire. He is playing golf to win Majors and if he is awful, why play?

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    this should of never been reported

    Tiger saying now he might be back in 3 weeks

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    I only report what I hear, JJ.

    Kid at the liquor store told me Tiger quit golf. I rushed home to be the first to post it on SBR.

    I had to be first!

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    Diggity you jumped gun here

    your rooster got hard trying to break exclusive story but it was very exaggerated

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    Tiger's game was better when he was banging porn stars.

    He knows what he has to do.

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    Tiger will be back no later than early March

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    He doesn't need to make a living grinding golf tourneys. He only plays if he feels he can win, and right now that isn't the case.

    He'll definitely be back. He will feel like his career is a failure if he doesn't beat Jack's record. Really shows what a head game golf is.

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    He wont beat Jack!

    He will however go down as top 3 of all time Fact!

    Yes the equipment is better now than when Jack played but it was a level playing field.

    Jack vs Tiger if both were in prime would be very very close and could swing either way

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    When youve been doing something your whole life then are forced to change it, this is what happens. He has so many variations of his swing now, he cant swing.

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    Thamer you can even swing a goddamn club

    Meet me in Vegas I'll play a $50 a fukkin hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thamer you can even swing a goddamn club

    Meet me in Vegas I'll play a $50 a fukkin hole
    lol please make a video swinging a golf club.

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    I will video tape when I hit balls

    Thamer I would bury you on the course

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    You guys really think vonn is the only gal he's banging now. Lol. It's about golf and his game is whizzack

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    Who is this Jack you guys keep talking about?

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    Jack Nicholas Paver

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    this should of never been reported

    Tiger saying now he might be back in 3 weeks
    Don't know if true, but a guy tweeted that word around the golf community is that he is struggling with pain pill addiction...

    That would explain not being able to chip the ball on the green half the time...

    Something way more serious than just rust or injury...

    https://twitter.com/KevinsDelight/st...90396614078464

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    Tiger can't activate his gluteus

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    Tiger is the only dude in the world capable of hurting himself playing golf.

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    He hasn't been the same since he quit flying all those hoes to his hotel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by INVEGA MAN View Post
    He hasn't been the same since he quit flying all those hoes to his hotel.

    Invega Man gets it.

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    He has a really good looking girlfriend though. She's in rough shape in Vail, so he knows, how she feels.

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    set wins/majors aside, tigers prime game and many others over the last few decades, was so much better than jacks, the debates are pretty laughable ... there were a handful of guys to look out for when jack played... now, someone different can win every week... bottom line, plenty of guys from today could have been successful in jacks prime, but would jack be a force today? its extremely doubtful .. jack knew how to win and is definitely great, no doubt, but just looking at their golf games, wins aside, there is no real comparison...

    oh and tigers gf looks like a man with earl campbell thighs... broad is a 5 at best

    i expect some older weekend warriors to chime in now

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    Tiger of course probably best golfer of all times

    Most do not debate it

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    lets face it, as soon as he got divorced, and got caught with his hookers, and porn start, doing hookers and blow, he has never been the same.

    Someone get him back to the tiddy bars please, so he comes good. No pun intended!

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    One huge thing missing from Tiger`s resume is come from behind Major wins.
    Unquestionably the greatest frontrunner/closer golf has ever seen.

    The last 6 years has shown Tiger to have a fragile emotional/mental make-up.
    NOBODY ever said that about Jack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    Don't know if true, but a guy tweeted that word around the golf community is that he is struggling with pain pill addiction...

    That would explain not being able to chip the ball on the green half the time...

    Something way more serious than just rust or injury...

    https://twitter.com/KevinsDelight/st...90396614078464
    That would also explain why they are saying he has the "yips". A cover story.

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    "Yipper" Woods - washed up, done, out to pasture... Young guns on tour say the right things on camera but behind the scenes laugh at his fall from grace. Fear factor long gone.

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    Same story for 10 years almost now

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    age also
    steroids

    a huge issue is him chasing Vaughn around world so she does not cheat on him

    Its #1 reason his game is tanking

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    fukkin guy just can't go

    it's over

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