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    marzwoody
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    Why Brendan Schaub Will Be HW Champ In 2015

    Big and Brown.

    Cardio for dayzzz.

    Big dick bandit.

    Strongest HW.

    Can beat anyone in the division.

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    Have we gotten confirmation on his hog? I know he talks about it a lot but that may be due to insecurity about a small hog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Have we gotten confirmation on his hog? I know he talks about it a lot but that may be due to insecurity about a small hog.
    This is a good point but my sources tell me that Bryan Callen has seen it up close and possibly felt it, and can confirm that it is above average.

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    If interm titles count, I think the odds of schaub holding a belt in 2015 are greater than 85 percent.

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    Average at best dick bandits

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    i cant take these little queer threads anymore. do you f@gs get a nice chuckle when you create these threads?

    i've come to expect it from sacko, the fat little fanook that he is. is this going to be a thing for you too marz?

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    "Fat little fanook"!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunisherIND View Post
    i cant take these little queer threads anymore. do you f@gs get a nice chuckle when you create these threads?

    i've come to expect it from sacko, the fat little fanook that he is. is this going to be a thing for you too marz?

    You get rid of JIBBBY, I'll get rid of Sac.

    One way or another.

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    Yo mama will be heavyweight champion.
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    This one's for you Pun.


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    Haha i did jury duty...was tedious

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    Big Brown used to bang Ronda Rousey. might of got superpowers from her

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    Big Brown used to bang Ronda Rousey. might of got superpowers from her
    Can you confirm this?.. I was betting on Rhonda Rousey always being a closet muff diver with a licker license and not even a switch hitter from the plate..

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    the thing about sac's threads is, you know hes just joking around even though theyre horribly unfunny, w/ marz, you get the idea hell try and claim one of these retarded threads as a serious wager if it actually hits whereas when they lose, obviously it was a joke thread (also, horribly unfunny btw)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Blingshyne View Post
    the thing about sac's threads is, you know hes just joking around even though theyre horribly unfunny, w/ marz, you get the idea hell try and claim one of these retarded threads as a serious wager if it actually hits whereas when they lose, obviously it was a joke thread (also, horribly unfunny btw)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Can you confirm this?.. I was betting on Rhonda Rousey always being a closet muff diver with a licker license and not even a switch hitter from the plate..

    Well, you've just lost your bet then Jibbbehh. She went out with her old coach Henry Akins for a while then dumped him when she got famous so no she isnt a 100% muff diver, but obviously she may dabble now and again.



    For a few months Schaub and Rousey were together all the time, went to Costa Rica together and were going to award shows together so one can assume he was bangin her. When they did podcasts together they alluded to it as well...she basically said in one episode that she would kill him if he said he fancied another woman in UFC

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    ^^ It's all a show V.. They are all just friends.. Pics of them having sex or it didn't happen.. Lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    ^^ It's all a show V.. They are all just friends.. Pics of them having sex or it didn't happen.. Lol..
    well, that can be arranged. Let me get in touch with Sideloaded

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Blingshyne View Post
    the thing about sac's threads is, you know hes just joking around even though theyre horribly unfunny, w/ marz, you get the idea hell try and claim one of these retarded threads as a serious wager if it actually hits whereas when they lose, obviously it was a joke thread (also, horribly unfunny btw)...
    How course i will. how do you think legends are made?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    How course i will. how do you think legends are made?
    The kid has a point. Gabe got into the SBR Hall of Fame pulling far more egregious shit. Cheat to win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    The kid has a point. Gabe got into the SBR Hall of Fame pulling far more egregious shit. Cheat to win.
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    bumo,

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    sorry i meant bump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    bumo,
    Marz, I liked it better when you weren't purposefully being a moron. Can't you jump off the Sac bandwaggon a bit early? Everyone would appreciate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    Marz, I liked it better when you weren't purposefully being a moron. Can't you jump off the Sac bandwaggon a bit early? Everyone would appreciate it.
    Ill try, but i can't make any promises.

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