Scorn not JIBBBY's simplicity.
No, I don't.
I originally thought you were trolling (hence the OP, which you may notice isn't exactly critical of you), but after seeing you post so many paragraphs about how you were trolling, and then seeing you lie about the situation the "trolling" took place under, on top of Bava's wonderful contribution to the thread, I don't believe you at all any more.
Funny how things work out.