1. 07-21-12 09:28 PM #141
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    Congrats on Rivera
    havent seen the fight
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  2. 07-21-12 11:00 PM #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bradbatross View Post
    Im going to have Lombard and Ebersole in every one of my parlays and I'll be betting 100% of my bankroll.
    Sorry buddy
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  3. 07-22-12 05:17 AM #143
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    Ouuuch
    BL brah
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  4. 07-22-12 06:45 AM #144
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    time to find new Grandmas. Only if gabe had a 6 figure night, he could have bankrolled Ross Gellar here and charge him juice.

    Gabe would have made it big time
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  5. 01-07-13 03:49 PM #145
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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Seems a solid strategy.
    LMAO classic thread


    Cheerz for bringing this back Bubzy
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  6. 01-07-13 03:49 PM #146
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    Quote Originally Posted by bradbatross View Post
    lmao there's still a few people around here that actually give intelligent opinions like gabe.
    lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
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  7. 01-07-13 03:53 PM #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    We lost another one on the operating table today. Never any easier having to tell a kids parents their only child just died. I envy you if you have never had your heart torn out by hearing that grief stricken moan of agony. That awful sound a mother makes when she hears her only child is gone.

    It has been the roughest time of my life this last few months. The only thing that keeps me going is MMA betting, a field in which my prowess is rivalled only by my skill as a surgeon. Sometimes I wish I could just hide behind this mask forever, scanning forums for comments from my haters, engaging in homoerotic discussions about a black man's appendage on twitter all day. But if my superiors found out they would have me jailed even though I am the only one who holds the key to finding a cure for Malaria and saving the African babies.

    Superb!
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  8. 01-07-13 03:54 PM #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    "The patient has been prepped for too long now Doctor, he could fall into anesthetic shock!"

    "The patient will have to wait, I have some unfinished business with "gabe" on the sbr forum in regards to an MMA fight that transpired months ago."

    paahahaha
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  9. 01-07-13 03:55 PM #149
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanna Bet On It? View Post
    I had my resident worker bees handling patient care while I posted on SBR & Sherdog for an hour this aft. When you get this rich & successful, you hire people at 10 cents on the dollar to do your work for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Crassus View Post
    You don't get to be in on the joke...
    looooooooooool some classics in this thread
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  10. 01-07-13 03:57 PM #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanna Bet On It? View Post
    I speak the truth. And no I won't buy you shit. Here's an idea: how about you work hard for a living and earn it yourself, you lazy pothead?!

    It's OK to laugh at my jokes; don't be mad that only the cameraman and two people in the whole crowd laughed at your 10 minute standup bit... I'm 99% sure you're still mad at me for not forgetting your Crumble Johnson fail.
    hahah Wannabet came in hard here!
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  11. 01-07-13 04:05 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beelzebubzy View Post
    MD > common sense
    I like this thread.
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  12. 01-07-13 04:23 PM #152
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    My god this is hilarious! Can't believe I missed Wanna Bet.
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  13. 01-08-13 04:21 AM #153
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  14. 01-09-13 09:22 AM #154
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    hahah Wannabet came in hard here!
    lol why is this thread bumped. goddam even gabe's ghosts had ghosts.

    you know its bad when gabe is sitting in his 50k bouncy castle telling you "cut the shit youre not a doctor and youre obviously not 30".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crassus View Post
    He's trying to be and it's not okay.
    ray liotta laugh

    sums up the whole thread
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    Another old gem.
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  17. 10-13-14 05:47 AM #157
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    "The patient has been prepped for too long now Doctor, he could fall into anesthetic shock!"

    "The patient will have to wait, I have some unfinished business with "gabe" on the sbr forum in regards to an MMA fight that transpired months ago."

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  18. 10-13-14 05:49 AM #158
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
    Cut the crap, dude. You're not a doctor, you're not 30, and you don't make 400k/year.

    If you really had that much dough, you could prove it by buying something pricey for me off my Amazon wishlist.


    btw- the alley dicksucking + dicks gone to brain = poor attempt at humor
    Quote Originally Posted by Wanna Bet On It? View Post
    I speak the truth. And no I won't buy you shit. Here's an idea: how about you work hard for a living and earn it yourself, you lazy pothead?!

    It's OK to laugh at my jokes; don't be mad that only the cameraman and two people in the whole crowd laughed at your 10 minute standup bit... I'm 99% sure you're still mad at me for not forgetting your Crumble Johnson fail.
    hahhaahaha thhis is fuuckin comedy gold
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  19. 10-13-14 05:52 AM #159
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    Quote Originally Posted by PunisherIND View Post
    when someone says "shit", i am reminded of vitooch. where ya at, vitooch? who you like this weekend?
    Haha where you at Vitooch, where you at muthafucka?!
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  20. 10-13-14 08:36 AM #160
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    We lost another one on the operating table today. Never any easier having to tell a kids parents their only child just died. I envy you if you have never had your heart torn out by hearing that grief stricken moan of agony. That awful sound a mother makes when she hears her only child is gone.

    It has been the roughest time of my life this last few months. The only thing that keeps me going is MMA betting, a field in which my prowess is rivalled only by my skill as a surgeon. Sometimes I wish I could just hide behind this mask forever, scanning forums for comments from my haters, engaging in homoerotic discussions about a black man's appendage on twitter all day. But if my superiors found out they would have me jailed even though I am the only one who holds the key to finding a cure for Malaria and saving the African babies.

    Holy shit.
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  21. 10-13-14 10:45 AM #161
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    Didn't wannabet turn out to be a hog surgeon or something weird like that?
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